Ex PC of West Midlands Police Oliver Banfield is a cunt.
Attracting the opposite sex is now harder because of this shithouse.
He still faces a misconduct charge even if the spineless rat quits. No amount of cunting could justice to a drunken serving policeman attacking a lone mother late at night.
Nominated by: Cuntfinder Junior
It used to be that true crime documentaries followed the facts and left it up to the viewer to decide what to think (Capturing the Friedmans/The Staircase/The Jinx/The thin blue line etc).
However, in recent times I’ve noticed something. In particular, HBO seem to be the worst culprits. The narrative is this.
Dark key charged with murder. Cops and locals all thick hicks who hate dark keys. Dark key must be innocent. Fuck the victims and the evidence and let’s bash whitey instead.
Here are some recent examples (Warning: spoilers coming if you fancy watching any of them).
1. Who killed Garrett Philips?
The narrative is the dark key is innocent. Indeed, he was recently exhonorated. However, they quickly skirted over the ‘1 in a billion DNA evidence’ the cops couldn’t use because of a technicality. There was eyewitness evidence and circumstantial evidence linking the accused to the crime. All the cops still think he did it. His girlfriend (and mother of the murdered child) at the time of the murder thinks he did it to this day.The town think he did it. But no everyone is…raaayyyycissss.
2. The Atlanta Child murders. The evidence against the guy in prison is overwhelming. Cops waiting on a bridge at 3am heard a big splash and got the cunt as he drove off. Body found in the river below. Fibre evidence linking him to other murders. Caught trying to burn evidence against him. Pretended to be a child star agent to get access to boys. Just loads of stuff. Still, with no evidence whatsoever, this ‘documentary’ says a honky must have done the crimes. No names are offered up though. Must’ve been because, ‘muh systemic racism’. What horse shit! Atlanta at the time of the murders had a black congressman, a black chief of police, a black mayor and the judge in the trial was black…as was most of the jury.
3. The case against Adnan Syed.
Peaceful in prison for honour killing his ex. Lots of evidence to say he did it. Still….must be raaaaycissm again. Bollocks. Again, totally one sided and misses out loads of stuff.
I don’t mind documentary film makers trying to show innocence, but at least show the other side to the story in a fair and balanced manner.
If I watch a true crime series I’m interested in the fucking evidence, not your ‘he must be innocent because he’s a dark key’ narrative.
Fuck off.
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
Prince Harry is a stupid cunt, ginger boy was surprised by the frosty reception he got from the family at Phils funeral.
This back stabbing ginger fuck monkey must be retarded if he thinks he can pull all the bullshit especially the interview with the fat, black space Hopper.
Ginger boy found the only person that extended him any respect was Prince Andrew, another retard who is more of an embarresment to the royals, so both of these muppets are getting a taste of what they deserve and good enough for the cunts.
I bet Harry is on the phone to sparkle tits every 5 minute, grand mama isn’t speaking to me my little gold digger I don’t understand.
I’m not a royal fan at all, especially one that can turn out such idiots and attract other idiots as this lot have, but any family has to have some loyalty and not airing your dirty laundry publically is an unwritten rule.
So he’s either a horrible little cunt trying to fuck over his own family for money or he, s so thick he, s allowed himself to be manipulated by a gold digging whore, and don’t start me off about the princess, weird inbred perpetually surprised looking ugly mutts.
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
Darren Gee the YouTube gangster is a monumental cunt.
After serving years behind bars for being a public fuckin nuisance making peoples lives a misery he now spends his every waking moment offering to fight EVERYONE in dumb video clips.
He has been on every crime podcast, then within a week he is attacking the interviewers as rats, nonces, grasses etc. His paranoia is to the extreme.
Top this with his “Choose a Life Not a Knife” catchphrase which he spits out at passers by. This coming from a career criminal who in the same breath says he’s gonna waste all the grasses and rats and nonces and blah blah blah.
Oh and the icing on the cake….. wait for it.
His rapping and “freestyle” clips lol. ?
Such awesome flow as;
Your a rat
Gonna do you with a bat
Your a twat
And yer bird is fat
Darren…. you are a cunt!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYlTJcG7v1I&ab_channel=DailyUploads
Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki
Cunts who keep dangerous dogs are cunts, bare with me on this one guys and girls, as a dog lover myself I can say dogs are great.
I have a Jack Russel who is brighter and more fun than most 20 year old these days, what I mean is the knobheads who have pitbulls and the like.
You know the types who if they could afford one would drive an Audi, walk around with the left hand down the pants adjusting the giblets, spikey collar, the mutts name is probably called Tyson and it’s his bodyguard, this usually means said owner is a drug pusher or that much of a cunt he needs constant protection Harry Halfwit style, without the protection a beating looms largely.
Anyway I’m getting side tracked, what got me onto this was and 85 year old with dementia was attacked and killed by 2 such cunt dogs that attacked her in her own garden and killed her after getting through a hole in fence.
Now why do people feel that they must have these kind of fuckers that can do something like this, in this case the dogs need to be put down and the owner needs 10 years for man slaughter.
I really hope this cunt gets what he deserves, no punishment is to harsh for these fucks that keep dangerous dogs, if it was a rattlesnake at least it’s only the owner that dies and that’s OK by me.
(Should I find a link for you then? – NA)
(on this occasion no piss-taking comments about the header pic please – DA)
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
…and on a similar note, this from Andrew Davenport
I nominate clueless cunt dog owners.
Cunt: “Oh my dog won’t hurt yours, it is friendly.”
Translation: “My dog is going to tear your dog apart. It has done it before. It will do it again. The law is on my side. There is nothing you can do about it!”
A friend’s dog, who is a schitzuh, got attacked by a husky, and the owner just watched with glee. The schitzuh has the biggest heart, wouldn’t hurt a fly, and is loving.
A pox of biblical proportions on cunt dog owners. They need putting down just like their dogs.
… and then there’s this from Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler
Getting Bitten By Your Best Friend….is a Cunt.
I recently spent time and money refurbishing a saw that wasn’t going too well…stripped and cleaned the carb,new diaphragm,new gaskets,,plug etc.
After spending half an hour pulling the cord (and my pluck),it still wasn’t right and I had a meltdown….chucked the thing across the yard and then set on to give it a fucking good kicking.
The hounds all retreated as I screamed like a banshee and began to teach the errant machine a lesson that it wouldn’t forget in a hurry…unfortunately my main Hound thought that we must have cornered some new type of trespasser and decided to give me a hand administering a sound thrashing to the offender….alas his excitement got the better of him and as I delivered a steel-toecap kick to the now rapidly disintegrating Husqvarna,
He mistook my thigh for the miscreant and sank his teeth..This was when my problems really started…He’s got a bit of Staffy in him and has a set of jaws like a fucking crocodile.
My howl of pain only seemed to convince the Hound that the trespasser was getting the better of the argument and he should rescue me by applying a bit more pressure to what he apparently believed to be a surprisingly foul-mouthed Rambler. He only let go when I remembered his stop-word and he realised just why I was apparently slightly irritated at him.
The problem is that I couldn’t blame the Hound for a bite-mark that looks like something Jaws would inflict…once we both calmed down and explained our behaviour to each other we came to the conclusion that it was all the trespasser/chainsaw’s fault and so finished it off with a sledgehammer before chucking the bits on the scrap-heap and retiring to lick our wounds…me more so than The Hound.