Victoria’s Secret – taking the fun out of life.

An example of how to lose your place in the market by kowtowing to the woke.

Have you ever wondered how to rekindle the passion in your relationship? A romantic meal for 2 in a fancy, expensive restaurant perhaps or a weekend away at the hotel where you spent your honeymoon? How about some raunchy underwear to set the pulses racing in the bedroom?

If it’s the latter then never fear, boys and girls, because Victoria’s Secret may soon have the latest solution and become the primary source of inspiration of gifts for the hard to please love of your life.

Yes, in the name of all that is PC they’ve brought on board Megan Rapinoe, the US bean flicking footballer extraordinaire (in her mind at least) who is guaranteed to give brewers droop to even the most desperate of dirty old men; Valentina Sampaio, a Brazilian tr ân nīė*, model and actress (supposedly); and former Miss World 2000, Priyanka Chopra Jonas, who has clearly changed her tune from her Miss World swimsuit days despite it having helped enormously with her current career in Bollywood.

Therefore, expect no more titilating, sexy see through, peephole, crotchless stuff. Expect instead to see a new range with adverts proclaiming something along the lines of:-

“Out soon, a Victoria’s Secret special available online only. It’s just what your non-gender specific acquaintance always wanted for the fossil fuel free December 25th Winterval. Yes it’s a rainbow motifed boilersuit printed with quotes by St George of Floyd and heavily perfumed with the ‘before & after’ scent of a vegan Vindaloo curry. Lined with the finest halal approved “Mekka” brand faux goat hair from Arabia it comes with a detachable and biodegradeable imitation black Rhino horn strap-on designed and personally tested by Sandi Toksvig.
Complete with a 12 months supply of palm oil free lubricant designed to sooth both dry f@nny itch and prolapsed bottoms. Made in Luton, UK by (mostly) TB free, undocumented migrants in eco- powered yurts from ethically sourced and sustainable soya beans”.
Modelled by the fat, shameless twerker Lizzo & O Jones.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57508848

* The WikiP page for Sampaio currently makes mildly amusing reading as some wit seems to have slipped in an interesting and as yet unnoticed description of him/it as follows:-
“Valentina Sampaio
Born: 10 December 1996 (age 24) Aquiraz, Ceará, Brazil
Nationality: Brazilian
Occupation: Model, actress
Years active: 2016–present
Modeling information: Height 1.77 m (5 ft 9+1⁄2 in)
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Green
Valentina Sampaio (born 10 December 1996) is a p ê r v ê r t ë d MALE Brazilian model and actor who thinks he is a female. He became Victoria’s Secret’s first openly “t ran sg end er” p ë r v ê r t model in August 2019, and became the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’s first openly t ran sg end er model in 2020”.

Won’t be long before it gets spotted and changed.

PS. Apologies for the gaps and spelling of certain words in the attempt to bypass the usual WordPress moderation.

Nominated by: Dickie Dribbler

Then added to by: Dickie Dribbler

Bug ger! That didn’t take long. While I was laboriously typing away, the WikiP page for Sampaio was updated at 20:43 (UTC) on 17/06/21 to remove the P ver t references. Some people just have no sense of humour.

Gender reveal parties

Gender Reveal Parties .. Meaning

Originally from the land of fake celebrations USA (obviously, see: baby showers, Black Friday and proms) they’re a party where you pop a balloon and it reveals the gender of the baby! Wow how pointless just ask the doctor it’s cheaper.

You have to admire the greetings card industry milking these poor sods and inventing more and more fake celebrations though. All fake American culture should fuck off back there.

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

(Wouldn’t a “reveal” of boy or girl constitute hatred and discrimination towards the other 98 genders? – NA)

A cunting for the two teenage scum buckets who vandalised a defibrillator at a football ground.

Incident took place at about 1a.m on Sunday 13th June, what the fuck were they doing out at that time anyway? Shows what sort of parents they have.

I believe the two cunts have now been arrested.

Story in The Independent

Nominated by: mystic maven

A double cunting here.

Nomination 1) The latest US military recruitment advert.

https://theglobalherald.com/news/video-comparing-russian-army-to-us-army-ad-goes-viral/

Have a look at the comparison between the Russian advert, featuring a bunch of hard looking bastards, and this woke shite.
By the way, the above link is not an endorsement of the RT network, they are a bunch of cunts too.

Nomination 2) The US secretary of state has also now authorised US embassies to fly the BLM banner

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/blinken-floyd-consulates-embassies/2021/05/27/id/1022992/

The USA is continuing to look more and more pathetic under the clown show aka the Biden administration. We can only imagine what it will be like when cackling Kamala takes over. Russian and China must be pissing themselves laughing.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Sheffield University and Darwin.

I know I recently cunted Sheffield “University”, but they’ve been at it again and I think it important to draw attention to their antics. Not content with dismissing Newton as a white saviour that deserves cancelling, they have turned their attention to Darwin because he held “racist views” and allegedly used his theory of natural selection to justify white male superiority. This is despite Darwin’s support for the abolition of slavery, which he called a “sacred cause” and said that it “makes one’s blood boil”.

The “university’ has also told staff and students to no longer call our greatest scientists “founding fathers”, “idols” or “geniuses” and to avoid “hero worshipping” scientific figures. Presumably because no white man can be a genius or a hero and references to patriarchy must be avoided. I presume that from now on we can only have “founding mothers”, as long as they are not white.

This “university” goes on to preach that this practice treats them as “white saviours” and erases less privileged scholars. The “whiteness and Eurocentrism of our science” must be dismantled, they declare. Who are these less privileged scholars? Darwin explained evolution and it accepted because the theory matches the observed facts. Privilege has nothing to do with it – Darwin was right and that’s that.

The “university” goes on to say that “science cannot be objective and apolitical…….the curriculum we teach must acknowledge how colonialism has shaped the field of evolutionary biology and how evolutionary biologists think today”. Unscientific garbage. Scientists teach evolution because it’s a scientific observation which has been proven to be correct.

It’s correct that evolution has been occasionally abused to justify racist doctrines. The Nazi’s famously did this. Isn’t the correct approach to say that evolution is correct as a scientific theory but it has been abused by some disreputable scientists with an ideological agenda to push? In other words, treat students as educated adults that can work out the truth for themselves. University is supposed to teach critical thinking after all.

A word of advice to any aspiring scientists. Avoid Sheffield “university “. You are likely to emerge from a course there as scientifically illiterate.

Cunts.

https://www.sheffield.ac.uk/polopoly_fs/1.894561!/file/Decolonise_Handbook.pdf

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Seconded by..who would have thunk it..Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine:

If I might just add something further here.

It’s correct that the situation with Darwin is a bit more nuanced. He did regard whites to be advanced over dark-keys and men over women. But that, I’m afraid, was the accepted attitude of the day. Why draw attention to it? It’s the science that matters. A scientist is simply the conduit for a discovery. It matters not a jot what his personal beliefs are and he stands or falls on the science, nothing more.