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Horizon Parking & ASDA

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Now I have been using ASDA for some time and by virtue of a blue badge get to park for free.

Asda employ an individual to patrol the car park and issue fines whilst collecting abuse from the general public. So I am not sure why,( cost saving or no one wants to be a traffic warden there)but ASDA have bought in Number plate recognition cameras connected to their pay on exit machines, However disabled parking is still free!

To enjoy my free parking I must take my photo part blue badge to customer services register my car, go back to my car display the photo part and then I am free to shop.
Sounds great until you realise some of us cant walk that well so I am fucked before I do the isles. Mrs B did raise this with one of the roll out staff and was informed that it is the driver who should pop in with the badge, as you can imagine she was gob smacked, I for my part couldn’t be arsed to walk over to him because pain to answer ratio would not be worth it.

So on this one I am going to say that ASDA are a bunch of cunts who did not think that one through did they, Ditto Horizon parking for having such a shit system most car parks have disabled scanners on the machine, type in reg scan badge and leave.

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

The Ministry of Defence [4]

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I wish to cunt the MoD for denying Dennis Hutchings the honour of having serving Life Guards as pall bearers at his funeral.

Not content with hounding the poor bugger to death by allowing him to be dragged before the bent Courts in Belfast, they have shown the final insult. A curse be upon them.

And these are the cunts who provided pall bearers for that uber cunt Jimmy Saville in the form of serving Royal Marines (to my shame – we hated the cunt).

To me this demonstrates the utter cuntery going through what shit the MoD has for brains, aided and abetted by the following total cunts

1. The “Police Service of Northern Ireland” – created by total wanker Patten after kicking the RCU in the teeth – IRA quisling cunts
2. The Crown Prosecution Service – “we have no new evidence but we’ll do it anyway” – political appeasing cunts
3. The assorted lawyers and hangers on – money grabbing cunts
4. BoJo the Clown who has reneged on yet another promise to pardon all those who served in that hellhole full of maniac Paddy cunts
5. The BBC for giving their usual support for the terrorists – cunts

If I were the Hutchings family, I would ban the following from going anywhere near the funeral

1. Anyone from the MoD
2. The PSNI
3. The CPS
4. The Bastard Brainwashing Cunts
5. Any serving Life Guard above the rank of RSM for not having the balls to provide serving Life Guards regardless of what their political and MoD masters say

Rest in Peace, Dennis. God bless you.

Big Al

PS woe betide any of these cunts if they turn up on my doorstep

Link to story. (Link care of CuntyMort – NA)

Nominated by: Big Al

Harry & Megan [12]

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Harry and Meghan
… for must be about the eighty-third quintillionth time now.

According to this:
Boo hoo hurty feelings link.

People are being paid to write mean things about her online. And who might these shadowy figures be, I wonder. Has Her Maj taken this time off from her regular duties in order to slip brown envelopes stuffed with cash to social media types down dark alleys, or maybe, just maybe, it might Machiavellian Meg herself, in the hope that this might provide her with another excuse to go sobbing to Oprah?

You be the judge!

Nominated by: Chimp Licker

And here’s another regarding Migraine and her “charitable” donations, courtesy of Meat Curtains.

Markle and Paid Leave.

A cunt’s cuntishness is being foisted on us plebs unfortunate enough to not have money trees growing on our sprawling estates.

As a small business owner (7 employees) I can’t afford to pay people who are not working unless I somehow project just how fucked I will be annually (anally) and pass that on to my clients.

Life deals us all blows that take us from our jobs at times and those who dare to take on the daunting task of running a business can’t absorb everyone’s woes FFS.
Hey Me again, along with coffee let them eat cake you deluded CUNT!

News Link

Do your worst cunters! She fucking deserves it.

Dept. Health & Social Care

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The DPH including in particulat Secretary Adolf Javid and his assistant Minister Maggie Throup-Eichmann is a hive full of cunts.

A new HMG pilot scheme to ‘help people eat better and exercise more’ will be launched in the New Year.’

According to the aforementioned cunts promoting this social credit ‘initiative’

‘The HeadUp app pilot will help us better understand how appropriate rewards can motivate people to make positive changes to their diet and physical activity, supporting them to lead healthier lives’

People/pig dogs who respond well to the dictates of the new App will receive rewards eg clothing or food vouchers.

Read more shit here:

Government Link – Click at your own risk & wear a mask.

Anyone still think the mask wearing was anything to do with the Covids? Anyone still think the Lockdowns and Vakzines would set you free?

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

The Death of Satire

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One thing I have noticed over the years is how we no longer have true satirical comedies or programming, from the early days of TW3 to Brass Eye, satire has broken down boundaries and helped to expose hypocrisy and cuntishness from all sides of the political divide, as an 8 year old peering through the rails of the stairs, watching the famous Millicent Martin singing “Mississippi”, I can always remember the line “where the Mississippi mud, kind of mingles with the blood, of the n*****, that is hanging from the branches of the trees”, which is a line that hits you hard, considering the Deep South in the early 1960s.

Then we have Peter Cook, a man who was not afraid to rattle a few cages for comedy, but the most sublime satire has to be Brass Eye, it satirised everything from the media to vacuous “slebs” who would quite honestly say some of the stupidest things to stroke their ego, anyone who says “a mother in Siberia has given birth to a 2 foot long testicle, that is going to die as it doesn’t have a mouth to feed”, should really look in the mirror and ask themselves “how the fuck was I that stupid?”.

Talk about giving enough rope for fucks sake!, or when Phil Collins stated proudly he was talking “nôñće sénśè”, it does make you think that in the current world we find ourselves in no wonder satire is dead, it’s the new reality, we can’t laugh at fuckwittery anymore as the whole world is a total fucking joke, that is truly beyond saving, can you imagine a “satirist” today coming out with anything as original as “the orgy of sly winking usuary, was only brought to an end by a stairwell nôñcé bashing, that left North brain dead and quadraspážžêd on a life glug”, thank fuck for YouTube, at least satire lives on there, for now anyway!

(Thank heavens for ISAC where we love satire and taking the piss. Carry on – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson