Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Michaela Strachan [2]

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Cunters, I present this z list cunt for a do as I say not what I do cunting. Meat eaters should not critisise me.
FUCKING WHAT you cunt, a no talent cunt like this flying in from South Africa on a regular basis? Who the fuck is paying the fares then? You? I doubt it. The B.B.C? More than fucking likely.
Why the fuck can’t Al Jabeeba get someone who lives in fucking Britain present the fucking programme with the Packham cunt?

Strachan’s Frequent Flights.

When Greta finds out she is going to be pissed? Fuck you especially Strachan cunt. I hope that the evil one runs up and down your cunt with a roll of razor wire on his back.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

The Queen Mother

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Ever wondered just where the present Royal Family get their self-entitled attitude?….Look no further than the dumpy,dinner-lady looking,alcoholic, old Cunt herself,the queen mother……

RAF No Fly Zone News Story.

The RAF having to organise flights so as not to disturb the charmless old lush indeed…they should have told her to Fuck Off and scheduled low-level bombing runs over the fucking old trout’s lair..using Stukas fitted with those siren things…might have given the greedy old Bezzler a fucking gripper,with a bit of luck.

Wonder how the auld bitch got to be worth £70 million?….prostitution and benefit-fraud probably….although even a sex-starved Harvey Price would struggle to find the necessary to mount that old crone.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

The Old Bill (Police [5])

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I’ve always been a law-abiding citizen. In seven decades on this mortal coil, my dealings with HM Constabulary consist of reporting the burglary of my house and my car being broken into, and witnessing a traffic accident. The behaviour of the police on these occasions was impeccable, and it’s no real surprise then that I’ve always subscribed to the ‘aren’t our police wonderful?’ school of thought.

Just lately however, I’m starting to have, shall we say, reservations about our police. Naturally we’ve all witnessed the ineptitude of the likes of Cressida Dickhead, and the vileness of Wayne Couzens;

News Story 1.

News Story 2.

But there also seems to be a relentless drip drip of stories relating to police incompetence, corruption and brutality. Here are just a few examples;

-Met. Police ‘institutionally corrupt’ says report; Independent, June 21
-Sussex officers convicted of assaulting teenage girl; IOPC, Dec 21
-Gtr. M’chester officer charged with conspiracy to commit corruption; M’chester
Evening News, Dec 21
-Officer sacked over social media sex images; BBC, Dec 21
-Ex-Gwent officer jailed for misconduct; S. Wales Argus, Dec 21
-PC jailed for attacking members of the public ‘found dead’; Eve. Standard, Dec 21

You get my drift. I recall the days of blue-uniformed George Dixon types patrolling the streets; many men and women who, I’m sure, did a really tough job honorably. No doubt there are many of their ilk still around, but there does seem to be an increasing reek of bad eggs about. I don’t know, maybe it’s just the relentless nature of the meeja these days, and that rotten underbelly has always been there.

Anyway, I sense with unease a growing disconnect between the police and the public, the opening up of a real ‘us and them’ divide which places the very principle of ‘policing by consent’ under threat. It’s a dichotomy; we NEED the police, but increasingly, it’s hard toTRUST them, and unfortunately, a lot of the responsibility for this can be laid at the door of the police themselves.

Oh, and they always used to say ‘if you want to know the time, ask a policeman’. I’d suggest that if you do, it might be wise to avoid these two likely lads;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neVa7PappvI

Just one sad example among many of an everyday, casual, disdainful assumption of authority, leading to an unlawful abuse of police power against a citizen committing no offence. They do it because they think they can get away with it, and that’s a cunt.

Evening all.

Nominated by: Ron Knee (Cunter of the Year 2021)

Stella Creasy MP [6]

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It had to happen – the self righteous, entitled Labour MP, who wishes to be a mother and a politician has won her fight to be allowed to tae her brat into Parliament:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/speaker-mps-bring-babies-commons-25798886
No doubt the gloating old cunt will get herself pregnant again so she can have another baby sucking her tits off in the House. They should sew the old ratbags issflaps together or break her legs so she can’t open them again.

Does this cheap tramp think that because she will be allowed to do it, ordinary working women will be allowed to take their babies to their places of employment?

Spare a thought for the baby – who would want to be squeezed next to those horrible wobbly, no doubt sweaty funbags all day?. I just hope he gives her a nice nipple busting bite when he develops his teeth.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Scottish Power

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Scottish Power is a cunt. In the days of energy billing companies going bust this fucker keeps on going and is getting more bad press than ever. They have been using strong arm tactics for debt collection, fining people who have never been Scottish Power Customers and generally fucking things up:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-59733043

We were a Scottish Power Customer until 2016 or so when they moved to a new IT system which would not accept our meter readings online because 2 digits of the meter number had been transposed possibly during the initial onboarding or by a numerically dyslexic meter reader. It took a year to get it sorted out when we finally switched to Sainsbury’s Energy at the time who used the correct meter number instantly. No blaming “Scotia Networks” from them. Over the top charges for a year with no compensation and no apology. The cunts.

Let’s not beat about the bush here and name the bastards. The cunts that read the meters are Morrison’s Data Services. Morrison’s Data Services are bunch of fools who have now ventured into laying cables for telecoms companies through their M-Power group since smart meters made most of their employees redundant. Anyway I digress.

Back to SP. This Spanish owned outfit should be broken up, not allowed to take on new customers, not given any state support until they get their fucking act together. This is not a new thing. They’ve been fucked up for the last 7 years to my knowledge. They are now picking on people who haven’t even been their customers.

They are a despicable shower of bastards.

Nominated by: Anton Pillar