Scottish Power


Scottish Power is a cunt. In the days of energy billing companies going bust this fucker keeps on going and is getting more bad press than ever. They have been using strong arm tactics for debt collection, fining people who have never been Scottish Power Customers and generally fucking things up:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-59733043

We were a Scottish Power Customer until 2016 or so when they moved to a new IT system which would not accept our meter readings online because 2 digits of the meter number had been transposed possibly during the initial onboarding or by a numerically dyslexic meter reader. It took a year to get it sorted out when we finally switched to Sainsbury’s Energy at the time who used the correct meter number instantly. No blaming “Scotia Networks” from them. Over the top charges for a year with no compensation and no apology. The cunts.

Let’s not beat about the bush here and name the bastards. The cunts that read the meters are Morrison’s Data Services. Morrison’s Data Services are bunch of fools who have now ventured into laying cables for telecoms companies through their M-Power group since smart meters made most of their employees redundant. Anyway I digress.

Back to SP. This Spanish owned outfit should be broken up, not allowed to take on new customers, not given any state support until they get their fucking act together. This is not a new thing. They’ve been fucked up for the last 7 years to my knowledge. They are now picking on people who haven’t even been their customers.

They are a despicable shower of bastards.

Nominated by: Anton Pillar

24 thoughts on “Scottish Power

  1. Not to worry, I’m sure the regulator Ofgen will take all appropriate measures…

    A-hahahahahaha!

  2. The entire British energy sector is a bag of rats.
    Short sighted political decision making and incompetent oversight.
    Cheapskate infrastructure and foreign owned companies that rule the roost.
    To compound the shitty mess we have ample oil coal and gas for our needs but to appease a bunch of hippies it all stays in the ground.
    The entire set up is a fucking disgrace.

    • All by design. If the establishment really cared they would ensure it worked and was run by us, and it fucking would be!

  3. I had to set my favourite solicitor on to these cunts, some years ago.
    They are utterly incompetent.
    They paid for their uselessness.
    But it was a devil of a job.
    Utter cunts.

    • … we did the same … fucked ’em royally and forced compensation for our trouble. Cunts thought they were clever … found out to their significant cost that some people won’t be messed with.

  4. I used to work as a utilities broker – British Gas are the most evil, immoral people I have ever had the displeasure to know – they were so much like a Mafia (and I use those strong words advisedly) we were, off the record, advised not to place businesses with them, which I agreed with as I refuse to rip people off.
    A few big corporates run the energy industry, they are in cahoots with the politicians and do what the hell they please.
    I was with Robin Hood Energy, a charitable offshoot of Nottinghamshire Council, but they went bust and I was transferred – without my knowledge and against my will – to Powergen (terrible company BTW), so I went with Octopus Energy – good service, cheap prices and highly recommended.
    Scottish Power?
    I think “the enemy” would sum that gang of chancers up.

  5. The trouble is – they are ALL cunts. Each and e v e r y energy supplier, without exceptions.

    Cunts, the lot of them.

  6. Cunt government’s obsession with net-zero means we are being royally fucked for energy costs. I just wish people would fucking wake up and realise what a load of old shit it is and how expensive it will be.

  7. I was fully expecting another nom for Herr Sturgeon😄

    I would certainly garner much joy, from witnessing Wee Jimmy Krankie strapped to “Ol’ Sparky”👍

  8. My nemesis was EON, had a couple of battles with the cunts, got there in the end, an email to the CEO always does the trick.

    During the first battle I got a letter from a debt collection agency, the wording of my correspondence ensured I never heard from the debt collector ever again.

  9. Fortunately I’ve never been with SP, thank fuck. I use OVO, one of the best in my humble opinion. I get 5% interest on any amount in credit, I’m on the lowest tariff, and I’m still £1537.00 in credit 😁, mainly because I don’t waste energy, but more likely that my central heating is fuelled with wood.
    I saw all this fuel prices hiking coming, all the GW bullshit around 10 years ago, so decided that at least when the shit hits the fan, I’d have heating and hot water. Ok, it’s a pain in the arse sometimes, if I go away in winter, I have to build a fire instead of using technology. I wouldn’t ever go back to gas heating, mainly because I’m a pyromaniac cunt and like nothing more than setting fire, lovely jubbly.

    • Great foresight CS.

      Could you please put your pyromaniac tendencies to good use, starting with a certain recently redecorated house just off Whitehall?

      • Always obliging BH, trouble is, a fire there is far too slow. I’m thinking along the lines of “V for vendetta’ styleee, but with popcorn and some rather nice porter, very fitting for this time of year 😁

      • We’re with OVO and have been since we moved house 4 years ago. Not had any problems…

  10. these cunts have been badgering me for 2 or 3 years to get their digital cancer reciever installed in my house spewing radiation waves across my home i had one of their microwave emitting cancer giving digital thingermebobs in my last house…it cost me electric to power it just to do their job for them, fuck off, never again, read my metre cunt or accept my estimate

    • I’ve got plenty of bacofoil left over from Xmas. PS it does cut your energy costs down. I’m assuming you live in a remote location away from pilons, a next door neighbour, and a smart phone?

  11. You would think, given the number of energy providers that have gone bump recently, those remaining would be jumping through hoops to keep their customers happy?

    • They’re probably squeezing out the competition so they can monopolize the market with their cartel so they can screw you harder still.

      • BH@ – Correct.
        The “big six” will never be allowed to fail and they get credit and terms which are artificially advantageous and ensure their stranglehold.

      • I’ve got to say I switched earlier last year to Octopus, and so far I’m quite happy. I moved from E-On, who decided to punish me for opting for 3 year fixed rate in 2018 by offering me zero choice, this is it, they said! A 35% increase.
        Well fuck that, I thought. My neighbour sent me a link, I did the research, switched and we both got a £50 signing bonus.

  12. Scottish Power boils my fucking piss on principle.

    Think they’d buy from a company called English Power? There’d be uproar and bankruptcy, so they can suck my plums if they think I’d buy from them.

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