The Notre Dame fire

Barmy as this sounds, I’d like to nominate Macron because I petsonally think he organised for the Notre Dame cathedral to be set alight. I wouldn’t put it past him to do this so that the people of France can get behind him and all the yellow vesters will just stay at home. Well it wouldn’t be the first time in history that something like this has happened i.e. Nazis burning the Reichstag for their own gain. I smelled a poisson rouge when I heard Macron had popped by the Cathedral at midnight to say ‘Oui, we will rebuild.”

Even if you all think it’s unlikely that Macron did order this act of arson, don’t let that stop us having a moaning session about him. Plus this might be one of the last opportunities to spread conspiracies due to the EU’s new internet laws.

Nominated by Cuntologist

Now I understand why Brexit was delayed. There’s now an opportunity to get a massive EU heritage grant for the rebuilding – using British money.

Add that to your thirty billion divorce deal.

Come on, Nigel. There has to be an angle here you can exploit…

Nominated by Dioclese

48 thoughts on “The Notre Dame fire

  1. I wonder how Parisian Muslims feel about this disaster? They’re quick enough to enjoy the benefits of French culture and welfare; but they seem strangely quiet expressing their shock at this monumental disaster for France.

    I suppose had it been a Mosque it would be a different story: everyone one – of all faiths – would have to express their shock otherwise be condemned as a waycist. I bet even Lilly Mong would suddenly make a facebomb appearance in front of cameras while the mosque burnt in the background, wailing and crying and no doubt pointing fingers at those nasty right-wing Britons!

    Expect May will hand over a billion or two to help with the rebuild – even though we’re supposed to be skint and can’t afford a proper police force.

    And aren’t they refitting the Palace of Westminster? Better watch out: that might be next!

      • Especially fuck Macron, granny-gobbling fourth-rate Napoleon impressionist.
        Spot on cunting; I was in Berlin when this happened, and I immediately thought of Macron lurking around with a blowtorch. Slimy little sphincter.
        BBC World News seems to be scripted by the same unfunny twats who write HIGNFY/LITINS; cheap jibes about Brexit at every feckin opportunity.

    • There are numerous videos and online message boards that are showing, in no uncertain terms, that they are both willing and only too happy to be prominently smiling, laughing, cheering and dancing in celebration to the burning.

      Just like they do when any one of the numerous churches that are constantly being burned down and vandalised in France these days happens to occur.

      • Desecration of churches is pretty much a daily event in France now.

        All kept out of the MSM, of course.

  2. 2 billion to rebuild what’s let face it a very old building. If people want to spend their money rebuilding this famous old cathedral then sound.

    If any of them are Christians they missed the point. Do they read the bible these cunts.

    The Jesus they profess to follow would not of said spend 2 billion massaging the massive collective French ego I’m sure. Hey ho funny how people will step over a homeless veteran to throw a few euros at a meaningless piece of stone.

  3. You’re right Mr Cuntologist – it were fucking Macron wot dunnit!

    To deflect the Froggies attentions from the fact that he’s a cheese eating oxygen thieving waste of space surrender minkey CUNT.

    Mind you, compared to May, Macron looks like de Gaulle.

    • My ex informed me that some psychologist had been quoted as saying that Mavis is actually “wrong” in the head.
      I diagnose a “syndrome” here – OHFT (off her feckin trolley).
      I hear the sound of white coats flapping…

  4. Fucking sick of it. You would think someone perfect in every way had been in a car crash.

  5. Brilliant post!!!
    I’ve been sitting here keeping my powder dry! , listening to the musings on the bluebottles and ugly British Pornhub cunts… 😂
    I wouldn’t discount the French prick macron being involved in this , with his ratings in free fall and his complete inability to quell the gillet jaunes this slippery granny shagging grandson of a cheese eating surrender monkey is one desperate cunt , and desperate times call for desperate measures!
    Like a magician uses misdirection macrons now got something to hold the gullible frogs attention! Forget the gillets ! Forget my useless ratings! forget what a devious cunt I am !!
    Let’s focus on Notre Dame…..,,
    They had some “expert” cunt on this morning saying it could take 40 years to rebuild? But if they crack on it might be 20? sounds like the corgi gas cunt I asked to leave my house last year as he was talking fucking shite and I could take no more…….

  6. BBC cunts.

    It is still on the fucking news, the fire is out for fuck sake, no one died, it will be rebuilt but more importantly …. No One (normal people) give a fuck!!!!!!

    When that isnt on its fucking Extinction Rebellion…. silly cunts gluing themselves to anything any everything, mainly in London so i guess London deserves everything it gets, a foreign capital in the heart of England.

    And of course fucking Windrush wont go away and die.

    But the latest is a plastic faced old witch (Pelosi in Dublin) telling us what we can and cant do.

    Still nothing about Lammy calling peope Nazis

    • That fucking twat who glued himself to the train window needs to be taught a lesson!!
      Instead of trying to free his hand i would personally like to see the glass removed from the train with that cunt still attached to it!!
      Fine him the value of the glass and send him on his way…….

      • Those cunts on the top of train were fucking laughing, I hope they get a fucking big fine, charge them the cost of holding up the train, would be £1000’s

        Cunts!

      • My fuckin’ piss is boiling so much, I can’t get to the keyboard quick enough. Just watched an item on the news about these environmental protesters. Some stupid old cow in tears saying she was taking action for her granddaughter. I would be fuckin’ ashamed in 10 years time telling my granddaughter that I’d been involved in that crap. These people are so fuckin’ misinformed and gullible that it’s unbelievable. I thought people were supposed to be wiser with age. The worst of these wankers are not the young vandals and graffiti artists but those that appear as sweet grannies. Fuck them all. I’d gladly pay for a ticket to Dignitas for that stupid cow.

      • Should have left the pair of cunts there and evacuated the station and switched the lights off.
        No cameras, no press, just the sheer indignity of going half-starved and eventually soiling themselves.
        Perhaps then they could be rescued – from themselves of course and the other members of the narcissistic VS brigade.
        Then lead them out in handcuffs and heavily soiled garments and give them free photos to upload of a time when they shat themselves on top of train and nobody else gave a shite.

      • I would like to torture the cunt, smack him in his bollocks, when the dirty bastard doubles over i would pull his shirt up. Then i would set about him with a blowtorch, keep going until he dies of shock.
        See if he thought it such a good idea to glue himself to a train, the scruffy workshy cunt.

  7. If it’s that badly damaged, it would probably be easier to just knock the remains down and start again. Perhaps they could build a decent hotel on the site instead. The one that I stayed in last time I went to the races at Longchamp was very poor….bread-rolls,rancid cheese and what I took to be Horse-Ham for breakfast indeed….told the buggers that I wanted a Full English and they pretended not to understand…although they seemed to understand English just fine when we were singing “If it wasn’t for the English you’d be Krauts” at them in the bar later that night.

    Fuck them.

    • Of course it’s horse-ham…
      You won’t get pork in l’hexagone with the increasing *ahem* French population.
      Am glad you put on some good English folk songs for them !!

  8. Then I’m Barmy too. They’ll sink to any depths too deflect away from the real issues, and up their own popularity stakes. Sly devious cunts the lot of them.

    • And massive contributions already have been donated by governments and the rich. Idiots setting up crowd funding appealing to the masses already on the breadline. WTF!? Pope whatisname will be pulling his hands out of his deep pockets and rubbing them with glee. I hazard a guess it’s not for music sheets for the choir boys.

  9. I remember on the day of 9/11 some jumped up little civil servant cunt said something like “today is a good day to bury bad news!”

    Well perhaps with this ND shit going on and on, don’t be surprised if May tries to introduce some new policy under the radar so no cunt will notice!

    I wouldn’t even put it past that bitch if she set a match to the building!

    • Isn’t that what Grenfell’s been about over the past three years? Nowhere near enough to deflect from how disastrous May’s been though.

  10. If only the people who were renovating Notre Dame had been employed on the Palace of Westminster job.
    We have no fucking luck.
    Good afternoon.

    • Indeed.
      It seems all our Rt. Dishonourables could think about was that HoP might go up like a tinderbox.
      Given all the hopeless farts inside, it would be like a 50 M-ton bomb.

  11. Attention-seeking horse-eaters concerned about a cult-worshipping gothic barn.

    Let them eat snail.

    • Wouldn’t it be ironic if it was started by one of these brain-dead right wing fanatics who thought it was a mosque?

      • Allan, mosque, cathedral, church, temple, David Koresh desert-rapehole… all the same to me.

  12. Christchurch attack: 15/03/2019

    Christ’s church burns: 15/04/2019

    The latter also just happens to occur exactly as the Easter holy week begins. If that’s to turn out to not be as accidental as nobody is actually willing to say, then I wonder what kind of person may be hot-tempered and radical enough to take such brazen action, as to burn down one of history’s most famous and prominent christian buildings?

    Now, it has often been said that I am an cynical and incredulous cunt, and I wouldn’t refute it, but this just seems to tie together just a bit too neatly if you ask me. Although naturally, if the suspicions I allude to are correct, we are never going to hear about it anyway.

  13. It was probably some pissed up 70 a day smoking Polish cunt, who went to light his cigarette after a massive swig of vodka on his lunch break.
    Now look at all the shite he caused… Get them out.

      • I see your point Alcatraz, I reckon it was done on purpose to get the EU budget up thus making our divorce bill higher.
        I heard James ‘O Brien was in Paris that afternoon. The cunt.

  14. You shouldn’t joke. David Lammy had a close personal friend who died in that fire.

  15. Apart from the organ¹, I couldn’t give a Notre Damn.

    ¹Looks like the pipework is unaffected, so fully tuned-out now.

  16. Totally agree with Flipperlips. There has been a steady rise in attacks on Christian churches and statues, most of which are either unreported or receive just a snippet. In comparison, attacks on mosques which are in decline, receive front page reviews. I wouldn’t put it past Macron, if it was remotely possible, to bring about changes in the renovations reflecting the wonderful diversity & religious cultures of France.

  17. I wouldn’t put it past the Kraut loving dwarf Macron either…
    After all, his wife looks like she’s been done to a fucking crisp…

  18. In the words of that great Oirishman, BumBandit Oscar Wilde
    “One must have a heart of stone to watch Notre Dame burning without laughing.”

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