I’ve always been a law-abiding citizen. In seven decades on this mortal coil, my dealings with HM Constabulary consist of reporting the burglary of my house and my car being broken into, and witnessing a traffic accident. The behaviour of the police on these occasions was impeccable, and it’s no real surprise then that I’ve always subscribed to the ‘aren’t our police wonderful?’ school of thought.
Just lately however, I’m starting to have, shall we say, reservations about our police. Naturally we’ve all witnessed the ineptitude of the likes of Cressida Dickhead, and the vileness of Wayne Couzens;
But there also seems to be a relentless drip drip of stories relating to police incompetence, corruption and brutality. Here are just a few examples;
-Met. Police ‘institutionally corrupt’ says report; Independent, June 21
-Sussex officers convicted of assaulting teenage girl; IOPC, Dec 21
-Gtr. M’chester officer charged with conspiracy to commit corruption; M’chester
Evening News, Dec 21
-Officer sacked over social media sex images; BBC, Dec 21
-Ex-Gwent officer jailed for misconduct; S. Wales Argus, Dec 21
-PC jailed for attacking members of the public ‘found dead’; Eve. Standard, Dec 21
You get my drift. I recall the days of blue-uniformed George Dixon types patrolling the streets; many men and women who, I’m sure, did a really tough job honorably. No doubt there are many of their ilk still around, but there does seem to be an increasing reek of bad eggs about. I don’t know, maybe it’s just the relentless nature of the meeja these days, and that rotten underbelly has always been there.
Anyway, I sense with unease a growing disconnect between the police and the public, the opening up of a real ‘us and them’ divide which places the very principle of ‘policing by consent’ under threat. It’s a dichotomy; we NEED the police, but increasingly, it’s hard toTRUST them, and unfortunately, a lot of the responsibility for this can be laid at the door of the police themselves.
Oh, and they always used to say ‘if you want to know the time, ask a policeman’. I’d suggest that if you do, it might be wise to avoid these two likely lads;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neVa7PappvI
Just one sad example among many of an everyday, casual, disdainful assumption of authority, leading to an unlawful abuse of police power against a citizen committing no offence. They do it because they think they can get away with it, and that’s a cunt.
Evening all.
Nominated by: Ron Knee (Cunter of the Year 2021)
I have always felt there was something psychologically wrong with people who want to be police officers (and politicians for that matter). What is it about them that makes them want to have the authority to push the rest of us around?
Their usual cry is “I want to protect and serve my community”. Bollocks. You want a gun and a badge so you can lord it around, tell us what to do and get away with shit the rest of us couldn’t. That’s closer to the truth. Simple exercise. Watch how cops drive. Do they obey all the road and traffic regulations?
I don’t support the demonization of the police or the defund crap that’s doing the rounds. They do a difficult job for sure which in many cases can be dangerous and perhaps life threatening. But that’s bound to happen when you come into daily contact with criminals. It’s not like that’s a fucking secret.
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What do you call two woke coppers doing anal sex: A Bacon Butt’y.
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It started going tits up for the police when they introduced ‘zero tolerance’.
It was supposed to demonstrate how tough they were going to be on crime and criminals, but the real reason was so that totally inappropriate people could be promoted through the police ranks.
Promotion based on gender, colour and sexual preference.
Once these people were promoted they no longer had to make decisions.
Everything would be done by the book without thought.
There was no common sense involved.
Zero tolerance….. No intelligence required.
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Micropenis?
Picked on at school?
Socially inadequate?
No friends?
Then the modern police service needs YOU!!
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i encountered one of those as a niave virgin teenager, 17 year old, second sort of serious boyfriend, finally let him get down to some sofa petting and…he had no willy…never spoke to him again, totally blanked him as i wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face….50 years on and still not sorry
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Sick of all the double standards, some unfunny sooty had a woman removed from his concert for ABSOLUTE VILE RACIST ABUSE !!! after he had insulted the city of Liverpool and then Millwall football team, she called him a coconut …yep apparently being called a fruit or nut is the vilest racist attack you’ve ever heard…romesh Nobody then whipped up the crowd into screaming wayyyycist at the woman as cops removed her…so remember to never offend a dinghy invader by calling them a grapefruit or a melon..luckily she didnt call him a bunch of grapes or she’d have got 20 years
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Seen a few of this guy’s YouTube vids in the past. He seems to enjoy videoing police stations for some reason. There’s always been good and bad cops and there always will be as in all walks of society but I get the impression this YouTuber does it to get that sort of reaction. And inevitably be does. Don’t know whether or not he uploads the more positive side of the police but in this current climate of terrorism etc why would anyone go out of their way to film a copshop. Due respect to fellow Cunters but it seems to me he’s just the sort of person ISAC detests – a SJW.
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