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The Ukraine Situation

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Ukraine – ensuring freedoms future

Just thought I’d get this nomination in before I’m converted into a pile of radioactive dust. Apparently this is going happen next Wednesday.

Now you might wonder exactly what the fuck is going on in the minds of American Military Intelligence – which is a double oxymoron in itself. Seems sleepy Joe has been told by his spooks that Russian will start WWIII on Wednesday. Is Putin really that thick? Or is it a deliberate leak to pile on the pressure or divert attention to starting the war on Tuesday while they’re all off guard. Either way it sounds like a pile of steaming horseshit to me.

Putin, I hate to admit, has a point. The Yank’s got out of their pram when the Ruskies wanted to put missiles in Cuba but apparently it’s OK for the Yank’s to put missiles in Ukraine right on the Russian border.

Ukraine could stop a lot of this crap by just doing a Switzerland and declaring itself neutral. That takes care of Putin’s main beef that they be denied membership of NATO which, to me, sounds reasonable.

But no. The warmongers in the West – being as bad as the warmongers in the East – won’t just agree to that so we have troops on the border from both sides. Seems that it’s OK for the Yanks to put troops on the western border but not for the Russians to put troops on the Eastern border. Clear double standards.

So Ukraine joins NATO, attacks Crimea to get it back from Russia despite the fact that most of the population in Crimea is ethnic Russian anyway. NATO joins in and directly engages the Russians. The big red button gets pushed, missiles fly, and we’re all dead.

Frankly if the human race is this stupid then the universe will be a better place without us. And in the great scheme of things, the universe wouldn’t notice anyway.

Yes, the human race is stupid and stupidity will be the end of us all.

So fuck Ukraine. Do a deal with Putin and sort it out. And while we’re at it – the US should get the fuck out of other people’s countries and stop stirring up shit. And start by taking your bases out of Britain and go ensure freedoms future in your own fucking country before we’re all slaughtered…

Nominated by: Rt. Hon. Dioclese

And this just in from MeatShits:

The UK and USA miliary in its entirety are a bunch of useless cunts.
Right now both are getting involved in this Russian/Ukraine shit even though it has FUCK ALL to do with them.
This will be a disaster for the simple reason that both U.S and UK military will be more concerned about wearing masks,social distancing,using hand gel and trying not to upset the countless trans non binary they/them fuckwits they have enlisted.

Russia will wipe the fuckin floor with them.
Then North Korea will no doubt join in and fuck em even more for being such limp wristed knee dropping woke LGBTQ cunts.

Angela Terry

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‘Angela Who?’ you ask. Well, she’s the ‘Environmental Scientist’ (ie ‘Environmental Campaigner’) who went on the telly to denounce conservatories …… from her own conservatory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9akX8yTYN9Y

Apparently it’s okay for her to luxuriate in warmth while we members of the great unwashed shiver our bollocks off. Her ‘Get Out of Jail Free Card’, you see, is that it was already there when she bought the house.

So if she thinks conservatories are so bad, why did she buy a house that’s got one? Or having done so, why not have the fucking thing pulled down? And how simple must she be to get herself interviewed in her conservatory? Perhaps not so simple, however, because all the other rooms in the house probably have air con, open fires, gas/oil-fired central heating and are stuffed full of electronic gadgetry which would have shown her up to be an even bigger hypocrite. The conservatory was probably her safest option to avoid looking and sounding like a cunt. Well you failed you thick bitch, you are a cunt.

Anyway, I do like the comment at the end of video – ‘My house has a coal mine in the garden. It was there when I bought it, so that’s okay, I’m keeping it’.

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

Michail Antonio

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Yes, another chippy dark key footballer. This one is a team mate of cat tormentor, Kurt ‘it’s the taste’ Zouma.

When asked about this incident, this chippy brain donor said ‘Is what he’s done worse than racism.’

A bit like a mate of Ted Bundy saying ‘Is what he’s done worse than Harold Shipman?’

Basically, he can do what he likes because he’s fucking black then?

Get fucked!

Oh, and they wonder why racism (realism?) is on the rise, the thick twats.

Sly Sport News Story.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Mock The Week

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Mock The Week. Can’t totally confirm this, but here goes: Mock The Week used to give the points (and the victory) to the team who were funnier or got the answers right. In the latest series, it seems the team with the gay/lesbian/disabled/muslim/hindu wins, even if the other team get the most ‘points’.

This is PC/Diversity favouritism and sullies enjoyment of the programme.

I’d love to see an episode with a gay hindu and a disabled on one team, and a lesbian muslim and a transgender on the other. It would break reality!

The programme needs putting back how it was, or just cancelled. No wonder Frankie Boyle left!

Nominated by: ElDiablo666

Daniella Westbrook [2]

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Darling – You Were WONDERFUL! – a cuntng into the world of the spouse, of soap and melodrama, shit and sugar, for this limited soap actress, who has shoved so much white powder up her nose for decades that at one point she was in danger of replicating the achievement of the late Pope Pious Xll in 1958 *

This woman, who looks, if she will allow me to say so, like an old bag had to be replaced after her stunt in Eastenders by another actress, and now they need the character again she will be replaced again – by the second actress. Again.. Fair enough?. wouldn’t you say?. Well, not according to La Westbrook who is so crawss she is threatening to sue the BBC , for not re-employing herself again. It is clear I should think the BBC felt actress No 2 was better than actress No 1 (Ms Westbrook) but she is not having that:

https://www.aol.co.uk/entertainment/daniella-westbrook-threatens-legal-action-083651966.html

* In case you are wondering about an obscure Pope, gone these 64 years, and a cheap low rent actress who thinks too much of herself, he was embalmed by an amateur human taxidermist, and after a day of laying in state his nose apparently fell off (I can see the same problem when Anthony Blair shuffles off this mortal coil and Mandy insists on performing the last offices). Apparently soldiers fainted when they got a whiff of the dead Pontiff. The press were more circumspect in 1958, but it all “came out” later, like half of the shadow cabinet. Ms Westbrook caused so much damage to her orifice that she lost half her septum, which I suppose poor old Pious did as well.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs