Selfie Storm Takers


Storm selfie takers are cunts. Risking themselves just to score some points on tik tok or facebook.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/storm-dudley-eunice-met-office-warns-brits-against-taking-storm-selfies-150937666.html

Not that I care if these arseholes kill or injure themselves, but it’s the emergency services who have to waste their time aiding these cunts who I feel for.

(Very short nom but it’s topical and might bring some light relief for those dealing with Eunice, so we allowed it. – NA)

Nominated by: mystic maven

Return To British Values


‘British values’. A term bandied around by the cunt politicians. ‘we need to go back to british values’. What they mean is this diversity and inclusiveness shite they push. Pray, tell, how does one go BACK to something new?

If we truly go BACK, to ENGLISH values (not british), that may be fun. No more invasion of sponging foreigners, gay goes back to being a crime, christianity fucks off, we control our country, and our law is ABSOLUTE in our country again.

So, yes, lets ‘return’ to british values and show the wokie liberal foreigner-loving cunts just who this country belongs to. If not, stop banging on about ‘british values’ just to get votes, you hypocritical lying worthless scum.

Nominated by: ElDiablo666

Off Limits Justified Criticism


The latest being:-

”Attacks on Carrie Johnson are “sexist” and “misogynistic” the health secretary has said following the serialisation of a book about the PM’s wife.”

Here we go again. Just like any criticism of St Marcus of Rashford, BLM and their anti-semitic dodgy agenda is racist, any suggestion that muslims dont fit with Western values is Islamophobic, and any debate about trannies is transphobic.

Now justified and researched comments on Carrie Johnson are sexist. No debate allowed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60286215

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Soaring Prices


A cunting for the Media, yesterday the chairman of Tesco said prices could rise by 5% by April, well I have news for him, I shop at Tesco and prices have already risen by more than 5% on some products.

The media immediately talk about soaring prices, wtf, 5% isn’t soaring, if it were 70% or 50% or even 20% that might be soaring but 5% isn’t soaring.

Then, to state the obvious, the price rises will hit the poorest families the hardest, good job we have food banks.

Rising energy costs, rising fuel costs, rising shipping costs, rising wages, well what next, yes rising prices…. Who would have thought it.

Never mind by April the weather will be warming up so the actual ‘soaring’ cost of gas and leccy won’t be so bad, it’s the poor middle classes I feel sorry for, they may have to sell one of the family cars or cancel one of the family holidays. The poor were fucked before all this shit so will still be poor.

Fucking media, give it a rest!

https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/07/tesco-boss-warns-of-soaring-prices-for-staple-products-16059517/

Nominated by: Sick of it

Tofoo


When you thought TV could not sink any lower than “Naked Attraction” or Rylan Clark, something more repulsive than ever appears that makes all decent people want to vomit uncontrollably, while around at Mr Davies’ he was watching Naked Attraction (fuck knows why), the adverts come on and what I saw was an advert for something called Toofoo, which I think is some kind of food freaks and subversive types eat, this fucking creature, I’m not sure what it was but Mr Davies who’s in his 80s shouted out “KILL IT WITH FIRE”, I would not recommend seeing the advert, it’s fucking scarred me for the rest of my life, I now fear a moustached, half caste tranny in a blonde wig will climb through my bedroom window to infect me with the AIDS, any cunt who likes this advert should be fucking sectioned immediately!!!

https://tofoo.co.uk/

The Ad – Watch at your own risk!

(With no links provided and a spelling of “Toofoo”, I had to guess what you meant. Hope I guessed right – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Seconded by : ElDiablo666

I have to second the above nomination, that advert is just wrong. Though, it might be worth including this point: why do our adverts, for anything, now include gays, lesbians, blacks, muslims, and such? Cant even have an adver for BLEACH without a badly-dubbed-over black or paki guy these days. Even the fucking Schofield adverts are better, and thats saying something.