Saunas


Saunas are abominations.

Why would anyone want to pay £15.00 to be trapped in a tiny steaming hot hell hole, sweating buckets, in close contact with other humans sweating grease, ooze and dirt out of their bodies. What is the fun in sitting in an unbearably hot room, so thick with acrid humidity that one can’t breathe?

This hellish health treatment originated in Finland. After the war, German soldiers brought the habit back to Germany and Austria, where it became popular in the second half of the 20th century. Compared to fighting in a Nazi battalion, I suppose it would seem pleasant – but only marginally so. Those dastardly Finns have even installed a sauna in a ferris wheel in Helsinki. It’s called the SkySauna. My definition of hell is to be trapped in the Sky Sauna, 200 feet above the grim Helsinki cityscape, my life ebbing away in a cloud of boiling acrid steam, with half a dozen overweight sweating Finns. In what parallel universe could this even be considered desirable?

My wife loves saunas and would like to install one in the house. I’d prefer an extension to my garage. At least there I can breathe in beautiful petrol fumes – vastly preferable to a sauna.

Saunas are cunts.

https://www.skysauna.fi

The Grauniad Link.

Nominated by: MMCM

The Pussy Pass


A thorough labia cunting for “the pussy pass”. What that you think. Its the uneven and wildly disparate result of events in a men vs women setting.

Daily Fail Link.

Had this been done by a bloke the sentence would have been a bit more than a slap on the wrist. Time after time we see the same criminal offences committed by women as men but with massively different sentences and outcomes.

Is it because these slags have a civic duty (of sucking off as many blokes as possible) and need to be not sent down ?

Nominated by: Toxicbob

Jeremy Vine [10]


Admin a Boo Hoo cunting please for our Jeremy. This poor underprivileged broadcaster is now complaining that he has been abused for hosting Greta the Mong on his radio show.

Well Jeremy I hope the extortionate amount of money you get paid by your fifth column employers makes up for the abuse you receive for being a weapons grade cunt for interviewing another weapons grade cunt makes up for it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11382051/Jeremy-Vine-reveals-received-abuse-saying-honoured-meet-Greta-Thunberg.html

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Seconded by: CuntyMcCuntface

And if I can I’d like to offer a triple lock cunting, just to be sure.

Yesterday, Vine, told his followers: ‘Why has this tweet made some people so angry? And some of them even sending disgraceful messages to Greta Thunberg.’

There it is Jeremy, right fucking there, if I’d have tried to articulate it I couldn’t have done a better job.

If ever you needed proof that these establishment shrills are just that and so out of touch Jeremy just nailed it.

Tom Watson [5]


This odious cunt has been elevated to the house of Lords.

Nominated by the man of integrity dame keir, Watson can now start troughing £323 a day. Nice work if you can get it.

This cunt peddled baseless smears about a paedophile ring. Some of the people smeared died before being cleared.

This cunt never really apologised, suggesting he was a victim of the lies..

This slimy prick should be in prison, not living up on taxpayers money.

Another reason to bulldozer the Lords with all the grasping cunts in it.

Express & Star Link.

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

Greta Thunberg [14]


Yet again young Greta, who looks as if she has emerged from the pages of a 1950s fairy tale has decided to “come out” as a Marxist. It seems she wants to “overthrow Western capitalism”:

https://order-order.com/2022/11/02/greta-vows-to-overthrow-oppressive-capitalism/

She has nought to say about the way China pumps out noxious gases seven days a week (or India come to that), but no, it is the West – of course – who are the culprits.

The silly child has wrtten a book (or I suspect,it has been ghost written for her),so God knows how many trees have had to be uprooted, to provide the paper, which is sad as I suspect a good number of copies will be repulped. A bit like Harry Hewitt’s fairy story book, my advice would be, if you must read it, wait a month or two and you will find it generally and generously available in your local charity ship for a pound or two. If she is so green (as well as red) why not publish it free as an E-book?. Perhaps Andrex could provide the paper with perforations at both ends, so it can be replaced with other shit, when you have read the printed shit.

Her recent interview with Amil Rajan on the BBC showed her as a vacuous, gurning schoolkid with no real answers,and the silly cunt reminds me of a ventriloquists dummy with the pupeteer ith his hand up her knickers manipulating the voice. She came out with hackneyed generalisations and jejune opinions, when she couldn’t answer a question she just grinned;. She should have been dismissed at the time as a know-it-all, who knew nothing and she should have been given the booby prize – Ed Miliband’s dickup her arse.

I just hope she goes on a lecture tour of North Korea. They would have an asnwer for her,not the fawning indulgence of BBC and Guardian journalists.

It is very depressing but predictable. has anyone got that “Greta Thunberg Sex Tape” so we can at least laugh over the silly shitstain?

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

Seconded by: Cunty McCunt

Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg is a cunt that needs putting back in her box.

Telegraph Link.

To try and keep herself relevant as she reaches the ripe old age of 19, of course, like a fly drawn to a steaming turd, our Greta just has to become a social justice warrior and give us all the benefit of her profound insight into “issues”. Not happy with trying the destroy civilisation, this media fuck-witch wants to overthrow the West’s “racist and capitalist system”. Oh, please, just FUCK OFF and try thinking for yourself, rather than being a thermonuclear-grade-lefty-mouthpiece-CUNT! If you want to know about racism, I suggest you relocate your white face and the two holes below your waistline to Mogadishu or some other third-world shithole and start lecturing the locals there.

And another thing, if it wasn’t for capitalism and the Great God of Carbon Dioxide blessing us with coal, oil and gas (no, not the hot air that Greta spews out of every single one of her orifices) that the West (and in particular Great Britain) first used to fuel its industry, she’d only have about ten years’ backbreaking grind left before gratefully checking out.

Anyway, who gives a tuppeny shite what some uneducated, neo-liberal foetus thinks about anything, and why the fuck are the media giving her airtime?

If there’s one ringing endorsement for the merits of abortion, this arsehole is it. In her case, though, the termination time limit should be extended to her next birthday.

(Anti-captalist Greta has an approximate net worth of around $2m. Easy to dictate to the Plebs when you’ve “dirty capitalist” money behind you. Day Admin – Freshers Live News Link )