Jeremy Vine [7]


Jeremy Vine is a cunt, we recently switched to radio2 in work due to all the noise and signal problems with DAB.

So with radio 2 you get this cunt Jeremy Vine, sometimes it’s interesting but more often than not its just verbal diariouh, cunt boy is talking about the cunt cyclists getting killed by trucks, where they have ridden up the side of a truck in traffic on the inside (these fuckers do this all the time), anyway JV says it’s not the fault of the fuck monkey cyclists, it’s the fault of the drivers and all vehicles with any blind spot should be taken off the road.
This means lorries, buses, bin lorries, vans, certain cars, ambulances, police, fire engines.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1564990/highway-code-BBC-Jeremy-vine-wades-in-cyclists-more-important-drivers-UK-london

So Jeremy you thick cunt 6 hours of that and the whole country will gind to a halt you stupid fuck, bellends like this clown are exactly the twats who slide down the sides of lorries and put themselves in harms was. Wouldn’t it be better for common sense to be activated and even if there isn’t a danger sign, the brain should tell you it’s not a good idea.
JV goes on to say cyclists are more important than other road users, it would be interesting to see how new push bikes are delivered to bike shops without the blind spot infested cyclist killer van.

So JV is a cunt who if he believes his own bullshit must be on fucking drugs, what an absolute cunt…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Extra petard hoisting provided by CuntyMort:

For your pleasure cunters, everyones favorite cunt on radio 2 Jeremy Vine. This dozy bellend was too posh to ride on the road like other cunts on two wheels. Instead Jeremy decides he was going to ride on grass, hit a divot and had to be rushed to hospital. Fortunately Jeremy hit his head and blacked his eye.

A great pity the injuries were not more severe and we could have a rest from the twat.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10519373/Jeremy-Vine-told-lucky-away-black-eye-penny-farthing-accident.html

Joe Biden’s Mother


Joe Biden ( Mainly his family of plastic paddies)

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/joe-biden-mother-disliked-england-195842404.html

I fucking hate Plastic Paddies. Especially American Cunts who think because they have a spec of Irish Blood that they shit shamrocks, piss Guinness must hate the British and love “the cause”.

Basically Biden allegedly said his Mother refused to sleep in a bed at a hotel that was once used by the Queen. I thought alright bit bigoted but she may from Ireland back when it was fighting for its independence and its civil war. Nope she was born in fucking PENNSYLVANIA, good old US Of A!

I bet she never took a walk down the streets of Belfast during the troubles. Look in the eyes of the widows, orphans whose relatives died because of “the cause”.

It was Yanks like this who helped fund and arm the IRA during the Troubles which dried up after 9/11 right when IRA said they lay down their arms for good. Funny that, looks like the Plastic Paddy gravy train stopped.

Biden hates us just like Barry Obama over stupid bullshit that happened years in the past.

It boils me piss.

Nominated by: Twatus Cuntus

A side note worth mentioning from arfurbrain:

Hope he knows (and she knew) that Pennsylvania was named after admiral William Penn who was as English as me.

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin [3]


Mad Vlad? I have been studying his Czarship of All The Russias ever since he emerged out of the KGB in East Germany. Obviously has put on weight and his little piggy eyes have almost vanished into his fat cheeks and he is no longer pictured riding bears bare chested but for those with the eyes to see the air of menace is still there beneath the veneer of gangster power. Puts me in mind of The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui. As ever Brecht got there first.

Putin’s journey is a familiar one, he has eliminated or bought off all internal opposition and is now out on his own, a dangerous and self destructive place to be. Perhaps he has forgotten where he came from and who helped him get here. The KGB’s closest Western parallel is The Mob. Both exist to make money and what or who is bad for business is eliminated. Targeted sanctions will not go down well in those circles.

Mr Putin should know this and cast his mind back over various anti-business operations starting with the ice pick in Trotsky’s skull, the execution of Beria, the withdrawal of life saving drugs from Stalin, irradiated umbrella tips on Waterloo Bridge, irradiated cups of tea, Novichok in perfume bottles and on door handles and last but not least the boosting of individuals head first from fifth floor windows.

The KGB may yet prove to be the saviour of the world. They also do nice funerals.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Seconded by: MMCM

Vladimir Putin and the pathetic West.

Surely Putin is one of the biggest cunts out there? Launching a full scale invasion on a peaceful nation that poses no threat and justifying it by reference to some hocus pocus about the integrity of the historical Russian nation. The only problem is that the Ukrainians do not see themselves as Russians and Kiev was a flourishing and important city whilst Moscow was still a forest.

Putin might be a cunt, with his big desks, big watches and titanic offices and his penchant for humiliating underlings, but he’s a smart one. He has the feeble and decadent West either dancing to his tune or panicking when they realise they are too feeble and gutless to stop him.

Because the reverse side of this cunting is the West, specifically the European Western Liberal order and those who have spinelessly allowed Putin to get away with his antics for years, encouraged him by buying his gas whilst failing to spend on their own military and defense but relying on the Americans instead whilst abusing them and calling them “warmongers”.

Between them, Putin and the feeble West, they have cooked up the mother of international crises.

According to Francis Fukuyama history ended with the fall of the Soviet Union. Well, it looks like it’s back with a vengeance.

Cunts.

https://unherd.com/2022/02/vladimir-putins-dangerous-madness/

With additional commentary from Everyonesacunt:

War in Europe. That’s a Cunt. A dangerous cruel scary ? Cunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-60501632

https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/russia-ukraine-us-allies-sanctions

It seems history is sort of repeating itself. Mad dictator enters another state to protect his people within that state. Sounds very familiar and very scary.

Putin must be feeling his age and would like to be known for something other than a crook.

https://www.forces.net/news/putin-full-tonto-over-ukraine-says-defence-secretary

King of the world perhaps. He has always seen himself has some kind of bear wrestling macho saviour of the Russian empire

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/884459736/putin-pillow-vladimir-putin-riding-a?ref=pla_sameshop_listing_top-1&frs=1

Now war is a proper Cunt hundreds thousands millions of innocent people are murdered raped killed. And war today in Europe against a foe with arms capable of destroying the entire planet ? is a big Cunt. Ps so is the little mad man with the big fucking ego.( Putin).

The Cunt seems that he really wants to bow out with a bang.

Richard Osman [2]


Richard Osman is a cunt.

On House of Games (tonight on Dave) he referred to TV presenter Michelle Ackerly as “English”.

She is of Ghanaian and Nigerian descent! At most, she’s BRITISH, but she certainly ain’t English! Gotta praise him for actually saying ENGLISH though, as that’s pretty much become a dirty word (if I say I’m English, I am usually judged as racist).

Nominated by: ElDiablo666

Jo Whitfield


After taking home 1.4 million last year she can afford to take 4 months off so Tarquin and Milo* can get help with there exams, such an inspiration some media cunt shrills
My advice prepare the gallows at Wandsworth for an English drop
*I’m guessing that is what she calls her litter

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-60328314

(When you’re studying hard for your A’ Level exams, the thing you need above all else is mumsy poking her fucking hooter in – NA)

Nominated by: Navy Cunt