Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Elon Musk [5]

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A right royal cunting, not only for the Tesla agent of evil but anyone else that buys into this electric car eco bullshit.

Mr Musk will have you believe that lithium ion battery powered cars are the greenest driving solution and a major contributor to saving our planet. Neither are true.

Firstly, coal mining is like precision key hole surgery compared to mining lithium which is environmentally catastrophic.

https://www.instituteforenergyresearch.org/renewable/the-environmental-impact-of-lithium-batteries/
(Link provided by Dr. Science himself, Night Admin – NA)

Secondly, the clue is in the name – lithium is a ‘rare metal’ and therefore not sustainable. Thirdly, charging your battery with electricity produced from coal fired power stations totally defeats the object.

Yet we are all being forced to adopt this flawed tech to save the planet. A colleague of mine visited a battery production plant in a remote part of China last year. He was advised to wear a face mask within 40km of the site as the air was so toxic.

Studies have proven that eco diesels, when all things considered, leave a lower carbon footprint. They are not the answer but neither are EVs. Hydrogen is the best option but the infrastructure is more expensive.

But Alan Musk’s incessant propaganda backed by the ignorance of Greta Turdburg ensures that eco warriors across the globe buy into this nonsense. Which means in 20 years time I wont be able to drive to Cornwall without stopping repeatedly to charge up which is unforgivable.

Not just eco cunts. Holiday ruining cunts.

Nominated by: Birdman of Cuntytraz

Samuel Brinton

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The Sleepy Joe Clown Show just keeps rolling on. A non-binary drag queen called Sam Brinton has just landed the role of ‘Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy for the Department of Energy’. Phew! Bit of mouthful Sam, and not for the first time either.

Sam’s colourful CV includes pup play, some kind of deviant fetish, I didn’t really want to Google it and lectures on ‘kink’ activism, eh? He is also part of a drag queen troupe who dress as nuns and campaign for alphabet peoples rights. Fuck me, he makes Keith Vaz snorting coke off rent boys arses look almost mundane.

I can see why Joe hired him, I mean someone who looks like they have been Lubboked in the broom cupboard by Philip Schofield for a week is an obvious choice to run the department that is responsible for the nations nuclear weapons programme and its reactors. The hopeless Kamel Toe Harris is the vice president purely on the basis of being a minority woman so why not.

When Donald Trump mentioned “Draining the swamp” back in 2016, I don’t think he expected Sam with his dog collar and cock ring to be the bottom.

News Link
(I for one welcome our new alien overlord – DA)

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Seconded by: Meat Curtains

I tried to resist the temptation to cunt this freak but alas I can’t.
This is China Joe’s pick to oversee the disposal of nuclear waste.
There is so much cunt here to rant about:

The non-binary bullshit.
The weak ass parents acceptance of “them”.
The Daily Mail using the non binary pronouns to accommodate the cunt.
“Their” same sex “marriage”.
“Their” drag queen lifestlye.
“Their” choice of mustache with lipstick.
“Their” promotion to a no doubt good paying federal job and my tax dollars funding “their” wardrobe of drag.
This being a virtue signaling pick by Joe and nothing else.
The sad attempts at “conversion therapy” (useless).

I think this could well be what led Putin to realize he had nothing to fear from US if he invades whoever he wants.

And how do you trust “them” with this task of waste disposal to someone who doesn’t know that a waste pipe is supposed to be exit only?

Warning: Don’t have any beverage in your mouth when opening the link.

https://mol.im/a/10540221

Kenneth Branagh

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Why do women, like my wife and sister-in-law, think this wannabe Olivier is some kind of genius? Why has Mrs Polly dragged me to see “Death on the Nile”, the first time I have been to the cinema for over two years? And what was the last film I saw then? Yes “Death on the Orient Express” starring and directed by Kenneth Fucking Branagh. Imagine paying money to watch him with his ludicrous Terry Thomas tache and pitiful French accent.

Just think. He was married to Emma Thompson and then had an affair with Helena Bonham Carter, possibly the two most unsexy women in history. To make things even more dire, although he is a luvvy he is a supporter of Rangers, whose knuckle-dragging fans make Millwall supporters look like Aubrey Beardsley/Oscar Wilde devotees. One of the misfortunes of being born in Belfast I suppose.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Greggs & Primark

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For your Cunt sideration dear cunters.

Greggs and Primarni (I see what you did there – NA) have teamed up and produced some ( designer) wear for their chav customers to relish.
Who in their right mind would want a garment/ trainers with a fucking Greggs sausage roll on it? Yes, you’ve guessed , CUNTS.

Some twat from Worcester drove in the storm to get to Newcastle to get his grubby greasy hands on a T shirt with a vegan sausage roll emblazoned on.
In my opinion, I reckon that the T shirt will undoubtedly taste better than the real thing. Set of cunts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10530207/Shoppers-queue-round-block-hands-Greggs-clothing-collaboration-Primark.html

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

The Red Lion – Rum & Woke Please

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Time gentlemen please, last orders for the Red Lion pub in Bristol, “Britain’s wokest pub”. Pub bosses at the Red Lion in Bristol (where else) have decided to stop selling certain drinks including Thatchers cider, Bacardi, Coke and Heineken due to ethical reasons. Citing the companies misdemeanours from links to Edward Colston and slavery to exploitation in Africa, landlord Lemmy said “We have taken what we consider to be an ethical stance – it’s part of who we all are”.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/17/britains-wokest-bar-refuses-to-sell-thatchers-coke-and-heineken-16119371/

They boast they proudly supported the statue toppling Colston Four with one of the cunts being a regular, no doubt ground zero for blue haired jobless layabouts city wide. You can bet Bristol University students frequent it too, after the recent story of them using cat pronouns maybe staff put out a saucer of soy milk and cushion in a corner for them to lick their arse on.

If these self-righteous pious twats are going down this route then are they going to ban everyone who happens to be wearing Nike trainers? Nike has been accused of turning a blind eye to manufacture of goods by Uighur Muslims in forced labour camps. Or how about electric car batteries? Apple products? Fast fashion?

And of course I hope they don’t serve Guinness. I mean that frothy white head lording it over the dark stout is a metaphor for slavery and white supremacy if every there was one. The Thatchers cider probably had them running for their safe spaces as it was.

Make mine a pint of Spitfire Lemmy, you fucking twat.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator