Transgender Balls


I am sure that that celeb Eliot Page (I cannot find her real first name) (which says a lot in itself) who was a woman and became a man would like to ‘grow a pair’. Have they injected her so she can one wonders…?

‘You should grow a pair of balls’. You hear that from men AND women. Mrs Plastic says it to me a lot when I invariably shrink from confrontation.

Caitlin Jenner has no balls. He’s had the ‘full surgery’. But he has metaphorical balls as it were when it comes to standing up against ‘gay marriage’ and transgender atheletes in women’s sport.

What am I cunting here? Transgender balls that’s it. Balls as bollocks. No bunkum I mean. Balls as bunkum, bullshit.

I have no doubt that ballsy Bruce (what a manly name) was speaking the truth when he said he felt like a woman on the inside all his life. I am not denying that.

A terrible thing to feel. That you’re in the wrong body. I suppose he wished and wished he was a woman but he was in a man’s body. But just because you fervently wish things to be so the wishing doesnt make it a reality. (A bit like heaven, then – NA)

This is from Hello Magazine-
‘Having undergone a nose job, breast augmentation, tracheal shave, jaw reshaping and beard removal as part of her transition, Caitlyn finally completed the process with gender reassignment surgery.’

So Bruce has ‘busted his balls’ so to speak to become a woman.
The last on theist is having his balls and cock chopped off.

He has had what is called ‘facial -feminisation surgery’ as well which involves- ‘procedures such as hairline correction, forehead contouring, and jaw and chin contouring’.

‘hairline correction’. But when God made him (as I would say) his male hairline was correct. ‘forehead contouring’ but when God made him (as I would say) his forehead was countoured for a male. .’jaw and chin contouring’. But when God made him (as I would say) his jaw and chin were perfectly ok for a male. What am I saying?

These terms really confess him to being a man having surgery to look like a woman.

Fuck this. What does it matter anyway if it makes him feel better in himself? I like the cunt for his stance against Wokery.

Oh, this turned not to be a cunting at all.

So the cunting is for those people that say people like Caitlyn Jenner are REAL women. And the consequeces of that in law.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56960011
(Helpful link provided by Cuntstable Cuntbubble)

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Racist Motor Insurance


Is there nowhere these white supremacists wont go to persecute the efniks?

”People of colour may face ‘ethnicity penalty’ on car insurance in England”
(From the Guardian. Who’dathunkit?)

Yes, those cunts are Churchill are victimising Rastus and Iqbal. Well, Churchill was in the KKK so the insurers are just carrying on where the Grand Wizard left off.
(other white supremacist insurers are available)

I came across this so-called efnik penalty when I was working in W Yorks. Certain post codes had high insurance rates. At the same time the efnik areas of W Yorks had the highest rates of uninsured drivers, theft and accidents. The same post codes.

Was this down to:
Tight fisted Yorkie cunts not paying up? (eat all, drink all etc)
Poor driving of Yorkie cunts?
In-built dishonesty of Yorkie cunts?

Or Rastus and Iqbal being inherently criminal and their neighbourhood high risk?

Who knows?

”Responding to the latest findings, James Dalton, the director of general insurance policy at the Association of British Insurers, said: “Insurers never use ethnicity as a factor when setting prices, and our members comply with the Equality Act. All other rating factors being the same, two people of different ethnicities who live in the same postcode will pay the same premium for their car insurance.”

A likely story.

These same underwriter cunts discriminate against jockeys, musicians and journalists, apparently. Perhaps a victim industry for these should be formed.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Mobile Speakerphone Usage


Cunts who use speaker on their phone calls.

Picture the scene: an immaculate, serene, blue-skied, spring day in England. One might be tempted to sit outdoors, absorb the sunlight, bathe in the melody of bird-song and admire the cherry blossom on the trees.

A neighbour 3 doors down exits into his garden and calls someone. His cunting bellowing down his phone shatters the pastoral scene into smithereens as we are treated to his gobshite conversation and all the banalities therein.

For some reason, he decides that he is not broadcasting enough braindead bollocks to those in the vicinity and decides to use speakerphone so the fucktard whining mingster on the other end can pollute the tranquil atmosphere even further.

These cunts are indicative of a broader, rancid wank stain blight on human existence, something which might be avoided if an ounce of non-curtness was drilled into or born in their flabby idiot brains.

cf. cunts on trains

Fox2 Detroit News Link.
(Fun link dialled in by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Fuckwittery

Football and the Stink of Hypocrisy


”England captain Harry Kane says he wants to “shine a light” on issues around Qatar, where the 2022 World Cup will be held.”

”He mentioned “the rights of women and the rights of the LGBTQ+ community in particular”.

”Kane said it was “important” to use the platform the squad had and that he and other senior England players plan to talk to other national team captains “to see if we can be unified in how we approach it”.

How fucking disgusting that this overpaid cunt, who takes the knee to honour a black criminal should talk about ‘a unified approach’

A report in the Guardian last year said 6,500 migrant workers have died in Qatar since the World Cup was awarded 12 years ago. And for migrant workers read modern slaves with no rights. It was also awarded after widespread corruption and bribery.

What about a ‘unified approach’ to stay home you hypocritical, greedy, callous cunts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60852693

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Imitation Yank scored a second from close range with this:

Gareth Southgate.

The big nosed, under achieving cunt is so full of hot air and piss, it’s not even funny. This morning (March 25), he’s featured in a story on the Sly Sports website. Link here:

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12016/12574897/gareth-southgate-rules-out-england-boycott-of-2022-world-cup-in-qatar

So he’s saying that, having qualified for the World Cup in Qatar, he doesn’t see what England boycotting the tournament would achieve. In other words, let’s not take a stand to uphold a principle. That principle being against the widely reported human rights abuses and Qatar’s ‘unfriendly’ attitude towards the alphabet people, amongst others. In other words, let’s ignore all that and just participate anyway on the basis it’s a sporting event and thus apolitical.

Then here he is in 2020 saying England would walk off the pitch if subjected to racist abuse:

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/us/news/gareth-southgate-suggests-england-would-walk-off-if-subjected-to-racism-again-1591739121000

So let me get this straight, Gareth. It’s OK to take a stand when your own sun tanned millionaire players are subjected to hurty words. But when poor sun tanned workers building the stadiums your elitist millionaires want to play in are being abused and killed, that’s not worth taking a standing against. What did I miss?

Fucking hypocrite. Him and his cuntish squad don’t give a rat’s arse about what’s happened in Qatar. As long as everything is all shiny, new and wonderful they’ll carry on as if nothing has happened. Boycotting the tournament would make a huge statement. He knows it. We all know it. To borrow a phrase from Orwell, ‘All sun tans are equal, but some sun tans are more equal than others’. An inconvenient truth. #BLSM (Black Lives Sometimes Matter).

And in off the post is Cuntybollocks with this:

Gareth Southgate and his Merry Band of Cunts.

Old Wokegate has said England will not boycott the Qatar World Cup over ‘human rights abuses’ (he can’t bring himself to say ‘slavery’ when dark types do it you see.)

However, it seems he and his players are going to organise some kind of protest during the World Cup itself. It will include highlighting the slavery (go on Bignose, fucking say it!) and the lack of rights for the gays.

I really hope he and his fucking dumb team start telling the Middle Eastern throwbacks to legalise the gayness. A few lectures using a microphone on the pitch and parading rainbow flags. Even better, get a tranny mascot to lead the team out?

We can then watch these stupid halfwits getting rounded up by the religious police just as they take a knee. A quick beating and a five minute kangaroo court judgement of 50 years each in a 50C hellhole prison cell, shared with about 20 smelly cutthroat cunts.

Here’s an idea. Leave them to their beliefs and culture. Just don’t push for the cunts to come over here. It’s fucking simple. It’s none of your fucking business. The world knew these cunts used slavery before the world cup. They knew they had strict religious beliefs which makes the gayness illegal.

It should never have been given to the cunts in the first place, how about that you cunts?

But they’ve got it so you either go and shut the fuck up, or stay at home on principle.

But please, please do tell the mad cunts how they should run their country and how to be ‘more progressive ‘ with their religious beliefs.

I look forward to the results.

I’m pretty sure the cunt players won’t miss the opportunity to make a fortune on sponsorship deals during the tournament though, the fucking hypocrites.

I’m sure the 6,500 dead slaves’ families will be thankful for you holding up a banner for ten seconds, while you cream it in and donate fuck all to them, you fucking shithouses.

Remember, black lives matter…well not these ones though.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkwh8A35-AA

Putney Lawn Tennis Club


This tennis club in London has sparked a transgender row after the option for ‘female’ was classed as “no longer valid” on its membership system. A member by the name of Julia Stephenson was trying to renew her £300-per-year membership when she spotted it.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/woke-london-tennis-club-slammed-women-not-valid/

(Very short nom, but we allowed it because this needs to be slagged off – NA)

Nominated by: Cunt Me In on