Eurovision Cunts Contest (5)


I would like to nominate the fuckfest that is the Eurovision song contest, this is from my own perspective so i dont think i need a link [or do i?].
(We’ll let you off needing a link since this is more about you being sick of hearing about it, than about the event itself – NA)

Eurovision, it hasnt happened yet and im sick of it, im sick of hearing that warbling limp wristed British entry especially when he covers other songs with his chutney ferret slant, its a fucking farce, countries vote for their friends irrelevant of how shit the effort is, trannies with beards, horrendous artists and general skullduggery, its all bollocks, its on the telly, radio, internet non stop, even when its over they will still be banging their drum because some other ponce beat our ponce and the injustice of it,

So for 3 months after the shit is over with you still wont be able to escape the fuckfest that is Eurovision and all its cling on cunts….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Tim Westwood Reporting by the BBC [61]


The BBC’s reporting of the Tim Westwood sexual misconduct accusations.

I’ve never been a fan of pretend dark key gangsta Westwood, but until he’s found guilty or otherwise in a court of law, judgement by others should not occur.

That’s not how the BBC see it though. They’re terrified his alleged misdemeanours could cause Saville like damage to themselves, so they resort to their usual trick of reporting the living shit out of he story, including quoting testimony from the alleged victims, in the hope that they can somehow demonstrate its fuck all to do with them.

All day today on the BBC website, the banner headline has been this story with a huge detailed write up/stitch up of one of their former darlings, in which all editorial common sense seems to have been discarded in an effort to distance themselves.

If he is found guilty, you can bet they are fucking implicated somewhere along the line.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Hywel Williams MP and Moaning Migrants


An oggy, oggy, oggy, fuck, right off cunting, for this sheep bothering Welsh MP.

Old Hywel, you see, is concerned that fighter jets doing military exercises in his constituency could be traumatising Ukrainian refugees, isn’t it Boyo?

I’m not cunting him for that in itself, as people can obviously be traumatised by war. Especially if they’ve just escaped their own city being bombed. Although why the fuck change anything militarily we or our allies do in our own land for fucking refugees? But I digress.

No, it’s the fact he’s concerned about refugees getting a bit PTSDy, but not our own fucking soldiers or ex soldiers in his constituency. I would wager he’s got many more of those, the fucking virtue signalling shithouse.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-61257706

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks


And on a slightly different tangent, there’s this from Norman

Migrant moaners are total cunts.

Apart from being ‘refugees’ fleeing from – well, absolutely nothing (they aren’t Ukranian) – and arriving here with iphones and Nike trainers and having the life of fucking riley, these cunts are now blubbering about their ‘lot’ and how they are being ‘forced’ to scarper to Ireland, as they are ‘terrified’ of being sent to Rwanda.

Oh dear, how sad, never sodding mind. They are ‘terrified’, eh? Well, so were the poor innocents at the Manchester Arena. So was Drummer Lee Rigby (RIP) as two of these lovable fuzzie wuzzies murdered him in the street. And don’t even get me started on the butchering of Sir David Arness (RIP).

So they all frig of to Eire? That suits me. And fucking off to Rwanda would be even better. It would make Britain a much a safer place.

Terrified, my arse. No sympathy whatsoever.

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Playboy Has Beens


I’ve just watched the 12th and final episode of ‘Secrets Of Playboy’, the Crime and Investigation channel’s hatchet job on Hugh Hefner.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15250706/

They’ve wheeled out a bunch of dried-up old ‘playmates’ to dish the dirt. Well why not? He can’t sue them now he’s dead. According to them, Hefner hated women. He drugged them, raped them, sodomized them so they wouldn’t get pregnant and even had a long lasting homosexual affair with his doctor.

What they don’t say is that every last one of them queued up to take off her clothes for the world to see, in the desperate hope that she’d become Playmate of the Month, Playmate of the Year, mix with celebrities, get a movie contract, fame and fortune and of course the icing on the cake, a wedding ring from Hefner.

It’s since dawned on these talentless nobodies that being in their late teens and early twenties doesn’t last forever. What can they do now apart from look at their decades-old pictures and try to figure a way of using their past to make some money? Write a book maybe? Get interviewed on tv?

Hugh Hefner did what any man would do, with herds of fit young women on the make begging to suck him off every day of the week and twice on sundays. What did these silly bitches expect to happen when they reached their sell-by date?

Hefner had it all, and I envy him. May his dick rest in peace.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/04/entertainment/secrets-playboy-women/index.html

https://nypost.com/2022/02/03/100s-of-playboy-workers-defend-hefner-after-secrets-claims/
(Additional and exhaustive research conducted by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Allan

Gail Evans


Gail Evans, is a cunt, this solicitor has been caught drink driving for the fucking 5th time, how can you have a criminal as a solicitor.

This dodgy, ugly fuckpig does this regularly and hasn’t learned her lesson and I’m not surprised with these joke sentences she keeps getting, any average Joe would be getting time, a mega fine and banned for years.

So Gail Evans is more like Katey Price when it comes to fracturing a few laws and getting away with it, her company must be so proud of her, I wonder if she calculated Boris the fucking idiots £50 party fine.

These cunts are supposed to lead by example, no wonder this country is so fucked and now they say you can watch telly while being driven in a self driving car, question is can you be shit faced in the car.

Let’s ask Gail Evans, she knows about the legalities of drink driving…

Taxi for space Hopper,,,, I mean Gail Evans, last orders for the buffalo wearing a dress???

Wales Online News Link.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker