I’ve just watched the 12th and final episode of ‘Secrets Of Playboy’, the Crime and Investigation channel’s hatchet job on Hugh Hefner.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15250706/

They’ve wheeled out a bunch of dried-up old ‘playmates’ to dish the dirt. Well why not? He can’t sue them now he’s dead. According to them, Hefner hated women. He drugged them, raped them, sodomized them so they wouldn’t get pregnant and even had a long lasting homosexual affair with his doctor.

What they don’t say is that every last one of them queued up to take off her clothes for the world to see, in the desperate hope that she’d become Playmate of the Month, Playmate of the Year, mix with celebrities, get a movie contract, fame and fortune and of course the icing on the cake, a wedding ring from Hefner.

It’s since dawned on these talentless nobodies that being in their late teens and early twenties doesn’t last forever. What can they do now apart from look at their decades-old pictures and try to figure a way of using their past to make some money? Write a book maybe? Get interviewed on tv?

Hugh Hefner did what any man would do, with herds of fit young women on the make begging to suck him off every day of the week and twice on sundays. What did these silly bitches expect to happen when they reached their sell-by date?

Hefner had it all, and I envy him. May his dick rest in peace.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/04/entertainment/secrets-playboy-women/index.html

https://nypost.com/2022/02/03/100s-of-playboy-workers-defend-hefner-after-secrets-claims/
(Additional and exhaustive research conducted by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Allan

Gail Evans, is a cunt, this solicitor has been caught drink driving for the fucking 5th time, how can you have a criminal as a solicitor.

This dodgy, ugly fuckpig does this regularly and hasn’t learned her lesson and I’m not surprised with these joke sentences she keeps getting, any average Joe would be getting time, a mega fine and banned for years.

So Gail Evans is more like Katey Price when it comes to fracturing a few laws and getting away with it, her company must be so proud of her, I wonder if she calculated Boris the fucking idiots £50 party fine.

These cunts are supposed to lead by example, no wonder this country is so fucked and now they say you can watch telly while being driven in a self driving car, question is can you be shit faced in the car.

Let’s ask Gail Evans, she knows about the legalities of drink driving…

Taxi for space Hopper,,,, I mean Gail Evans, last orders for the buffalo wearing a dress???

Wales Online News Link.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Enough of these frivolous cuntings. Time for something of real importance, thanks to the BBC.

”How Instagram opened a new world for Welsh quilting”

Yes, get some Welsh culture up you, you cunts.
And have a look at the photo. If that doesnt give you the horn nothing will.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60982566

”Interest in Welsh quilts has grown over the past decade, and boosted further in recent years.”

This is the stuff. I spend most of my time quilting and I am going to share my joy.

“Instagram has opened up a whole new quilting world,” says Elen Phillips, curator at St Fagans National Museum of History, in Cardiff.
“I think social media has played an important part in that resurgence, especially among young people.”

Yes you cunts. We are not shagging sheep and burning down cottages in Powys. We are quilting, thanks to Instagram. (whatever that is)

There you go. No race baiting, tranny shaming or Kweer bashing.

Welsh quilting.

Get your Welsh Quilting DVDs here: https://www.craftsy.com/class/welsh-quilting/
(I’m on a commission so buy plenty – NA)

Brought to you by scaping the barrel: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Computer modelling is a cunt. A Professor at the University of Oslo has made a detailed empirical study of atmospheric and oceanic temperature changes and climate trends over the last 30 years. His report finds gentle warming, but no evidence of dramatic changes, snow cover stable, sea ice levels recovering and no change in storm activity.

https://www.thegwpf.org/publications/empirical-observations-show-no-sign-of-climate-crisis/

The director of the Global Warming Policy Foundation said ‘It’s extraordinary that anyone should think there’s a climate crisis. Year after year our annual assessment of climate trends document just how little it has been changing in the last 30 years. The habitual climate alarmism is mainly driven by scientists’ computer modelling rather than observational evidence’. Yes mate, that and the fact there’s a massive Climate Change Industry with a lot of money riding on this bullshit.

How about the Extinction Rebellion middle class wankers glueing their hands to the Professor’s report and then reading it?

One other thought about computer modelling:
Ferguson, Covid.
Need I say more?

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

Seconded by: Morello Felch

Seconded, another blatant,in-yer-face payola scam adopted by the terminally weak willed populace.
None of these fucksticks stop to think how the electricity for these immature dodgems is created never mind the child slave labour mining the minerals to make these undisposable batteries in the first place.
Virtue signalling, mass formation psychosis.
Idiocracy, bye bye Western degenerates.
Climate change? It’s called seasonal weather, morons.
I’m off now to bang a saucepan aimlessly in support of the next ‘current thing’ because I’m a useless cunt.