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Google, Facebook & Twitter

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Google, the woke tech giant who along with Facebook and Twitter believe they are the arbiters of what’s offensive and what’s not. Today google are celebrating a black British heroine.

“Description: Olive Elaine Morris was a British community leader and activist in the feminist, black nationalist, and squatters’ rights campaigns of the 1970s in the United Kingdom”

The hypocrite cunts employment of black property is notoriously low for some reason and when they do employ black people they don’t last long on average.

Thanks google, if we ran our country like you run your business we would be a pariah state.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

The BBC [22]

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Yet another cunting for the BBC

“In the monologue An Ordinary Woman Gwen tells how she’s struggling to get to get to grips with her incestuous feelings towards her 15-year-old boy Michael.

At one point in the dark monologue, now available to view on BBC iPlayer, she tells how her son suspects her of having an affair, not realising that her new hairdo, lipstick and slimmer figure are meant to get his attention.“

Alan Bennett is a total cunt.
Lancashire is a cunt for taking the role.

The BBC is a cunt for being true to form. No wonder Jimmy Savile was so at home at the BBC. Pushing the barriers again, how long until mincing is shown as a loving normality in our screens. Not only has she got the hots for her own son, he’s only 15.

Drip drip drip tonight on the BBC. Keep it in the family, followed by, Peter and Chelsea, an old mans love for a school girl. Puts a new spin on Children in need.

Cunts, deviant filthy satanic cunts.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Tony Blair [19]

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In accordance with the sound principle that some cunts can never be cunted enough, I’d like to offer a ‘stick the EU flag up your arse’ nomination for Tone ‘the Remoan’ Blair.

‘Mr Dodgy Dossier’ is always good for a soundbite in his increasingly desperate attempts to stay relevant. Speaking recently at a Reuters news event, he whined on yet again that Brexit was a huge, horrible mistake by the people of Britain. ‘I’m very sad about it’, bleated the world’s biggest bellend. ‘I’m afraid that no one will ever convince me that Brexit is anything other than a total and complete disaster’.

A total and complete disaster, huh? Well as the old saying goes, it takes one to know one. The EU is staggering under the weight of massive economic problems, ever-increasing Euroscepticism, not to mention a growing migration crisis, and appears to be wracked by tensions and in-fighting. I reckon it likely that more and more people in the UK are realising that we pulled out in the nick of time.

They probably all wish that Bliar’s old man had done the same. What a fucking cock.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

And Quick Draw McGraw chimed in with this:

Brexit is a total and complete disaster for Blair, because it completely fucks his ambition of being the EU President, a job he’s wanted since leaving Downing Street. Like all hardcore remainer’s Blair is, as they say in the US, butt hurt. We voted the way we wanted to, rather than the way Blair and the other traitors expected us to, and now they’re all throwing a tantrum.

The Windrush Generation (3)

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I’m fuckin sick of hearing how amazing and how important the Windrush Generation were to the country. Why? What have they done? Got jobs? Well not being funny, but thats fuckin normal isn’t it? For an able bodied adult to hold gainful employment?

What about the £10 poms? The British lads an lasses that went to Australia to carve out a better life, they honoured? What’s the Windrush Generation done that’s different to any other immigrant? Poles, Irish in the US, etc. What is it again that made the 1940s and 50s so weary and massively improved life in the UK? Genuine Question, not being sarcastic, I can’t think of a single fucking thing!

Not slagging the fact they came and worked, but If I went anywhere in the world first thing I’d look for is a job. Wouldn’t expect a fuckin statue for doing so though.
And this isn’t a dig at black people it’s about the fawning and arse licking of the MSM.
They portray the Windrush like a chariot from the gods!

Well they can all fuck off.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

Lewis Hamilton [8]

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A quick, 11 second pitstop cunting for Lewis Hamilton.

He is on the front page of the Times today:-

‘Why am I not British enough?’ The subtext being – because I is black.

Perhaps being a millionaire tax exile in Monaco might have something to do with it. And of course jumping on the Bullshit Lives Matter bandwagon. From a distance. And being an all round cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And seconded with this:

Lewis Hamilton – yet again!

A high-speed, round and round in circles borefest of a cunting for Lewis Hamilton. I can’t believe it is only a few short days since this tool’s last cunting, but he is the give who just keeps on giving. His latest wheeze is that he has announced plans to set up a commission in his name to increase diversity in motorsport.

The world champion said he wants the Hamilton Commission to make “real, tangible and measurable change”. Oh dear – what a fucking wanker. However, I wasn’t able to submit this cunting until I had stopped laughing about this statement:

“Hamilton, 35, said his commission would explore how motorsport can be used “to engage more young people from black backgrounds with science, technology, engineering and maths (STEM) subjects”.”

Yes, those giant brained dark keys who are so good at science and even more useless at fucking driving.

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingford