Every fucking arseholes opinion, seeing into the future and scaremongering –

If I wasn’t teetering on the edge already, the buildup on the News Channels tonight to the bumbling fucktard we have as PM and during his stuttering when not on script, tipped me over the edge. Sky had six, yes six arseholes with their usual scaremongering, prophecies of doom and their ability to look into the future before our tub of shit graced us with his presence two hours late. Off topic but same again with the US election. Constant turds with their opinions, the ability to look into the future. Who would have thought we have so many gifts from God who have that ability but who can’t predict next weeks National Lottery numbers. Crowning glory for me was ‘Sir’ Patrick Vallance with one of his graphs tonight. The R number was clearly going down but then he said “It’s gone down but in real time it’s going up”. Give me fucking strength. By the way, I fucking hate people who are late, but I’ll let you off Boris because you said tonight “I’m sorry for the millions losing their jobs”, I bet those people who’ve lost their jobs, can’t pay their bills and have their heads in the gas oven or in a noose will be overjoyed with your kind sentiment.

Nominated by: Bob Frapples

A massive red nose super cunting for Lenny Henry if you please, I’ve been busting a gut waiting for some other cunt to cunt him so I can get this off my chest.
Apparently the fucking gobshite no longer needs white saviours to help Africa, Well thank fuck for that, I presume that all the appeal programs showing kids with sight problems, malnutrition and drinking dirty water will now disappear throw the tv screens of 85% of the population as you don’t want any non Bame help? Or would you prefer it if we were made to sit through such harrowing ads but just not allowed to help? Make whitey feel bad just to remind them that everything that’s ever gone wrong in the world Is their fault.
What about the white characters he used to play when climbing the greasy pole to fame and fortune? What about his appearance on the Black and white minstrel show, nothing wrong with either in my eyes, but why hasn’t he now apologised when everyone else who ever played a minority’s is getting hauled over the coals? Jim Davidson, Avid Merion, David Walliams, Matt lucas.

Basically fuck off rolling out the all now all too common BBC lines of regret and persecution in order to get you back in the media. You’re not funny, Red Nose Day certainly wasn’t funny and from now on I’ll donate my money to domestic charities.

Hope you’re happy that you’ve single handily fucked up help for Africa from the U.K., lets see what you and your bame mates manage to achieve this year without help from 85% of the population.
Utter utter cunt!!!!!!!!!!

Thank fuck for that Aaaghhhh !!!!

Nominated by: Doo Man Ted

(Reminder to cunters, when cunting some cunt please reference your source(s) otherwise it’s just an unsubstantiated personal rant. Ta – NA)

https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/28/sir-lenny-henry-proud-comic-relief-stop-sending-white-celebrities-africa-13492965/

A ‘the fucking cheek of it’ cunting for our excitable, chicken fucking, curry munching friends.

Yes, how dare the French be annoyed that some bearded goat rapists have been chopping random honkies’ and Christians’ heads off over a fucking drawing.

We’re all being told to ‘lockdown’ but these cunts of course, will be too busy protesting about people being annoyed about being beheaded.

This fucking ‘religion’ needs banning as a cult. ‘Peaceful’ my arse. It’s about time the mosques in our (white) countries were demolished and the flock deported. They have no business here.

Words fucking fail me on the cunts protesting. No matter what, these cunts are always the victims in their own eyes.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

An “I’ll take one from the top, three from the middle and the rest from the bottom row, please Carol” cunting for this avaricious lady, who keeps going on about the fact that she is 60 next month, and has decided in addition to her money-making opportunities (adverts for life insurance, and “getting equity from your home” if you are over 60 and your kids are daft enough to let you get away with it, shysters who pray on the aged who obsess about money as much as Miss V.

She was, admittedly, back on November 2nd 1982 (38 years who would Have thought it), a handsome lass, very good at figures on Countdown while she flirted with the late Richard Whitely she certainly tickled his fancy, but now, alas, she is mutton dressed as lamb:

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1354532/Carol-Vorderman-Twitter-bum-age-2020-Countdown-Halloween-pictures-news-latest-update

She is nowhere near as objectionable as old Mother Dodds, or Granny Rayner, that Soubry creature and countless other personalities, but please leave the sex slapped on thick with a trowel act to the young tarts who “grace” ITV today. You are demeaning yourself Carol. And don’t be so greedy – you can’t take it with you – it would probably melt.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Following on from Ron Knee’s nomination of Jihadis, I would like to nominate former Malaysian PM Mahatir Mahomed who has stated that it is acceptable for Muslims to want to kill millions of French people because of the French massacres of Muslims in the past.
He’s a cunt anyway, this just endorses it.

Nominated by: mystic maven