Two articles, same story.

The first is about a load of young girls from the caravan club kicking off inside and out of (surprise, surprise McDonalds) Assaulting people by throwing bottles of drink, abusive, aggressive- general breach of the peace type stuff. They were subsequently ejected by security for the protection of other diners, staff and the premises. Meanwhile, whilst this was going on my wife happened to having lunch in a nearby Thai restaurant with my mates wife, and apparently the male contingent were causing a ruckus in there by generally taking over the place, and some of the associated ‘girls’ who had managed to obtain food from McDonalds before being thrown out were being let in to the Thai restaurant by the charver lads so they could eat thier happy meals in the Thai restaurant- naturally it then started kicking off in there as the owners weren’t too chuffed about it.

Here’s the link to this story:

Kent Online Story #1.

A few days pass, and then we get this story:

Kent Online Story #2.

I really don’t have anything else to add, other than is it any wonder we are becoming a lawless society? Where’s the deterrent to people who cause this and throwing a drink over a pregnant woman is now not an offence?

Back in my day, if you were pulled into a police station for doing things like in the first story you would leave with a few more scuff and bruises than you had before you arrived, after mysteriously ‘falling down the stairs’ at the station whilst in custody.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

Gareth Thomas is a shirt lifting cunt, this chutney ferret makes me fucking sick, he is putting his ugly attention seeking fucking mug on the telly at any given opportunity, toting the fuck that he has come out as a turd burgler.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-62810577

The thing is he hid this from his wife, kids, team mates he used to shower with, that was up until he got his collar felt by plod in a well known car park on the top of a mountain at night probably gargling the old man batter.

So after cheating on his family, he then comes out, then when he is in need of more publicity, he goes public with the news that he has contracted HIV, not only that apparently he has known about this for a long time, how long he hasn’t admitted but apparently his partner sausage jockey wasn’t told, knob head Gareth even peeled the labels of his pills to keep the secret from his cock warmer and probably his ex wife.

Now I’m not a fruit fan but this is just shocking, I can’t stand the fact that we are all expected to celebrate these fuckers perversions, but enough is enough and it just proves they can be as bigger cunts as anyone else.

Gareth the cock womble needs shagging with a slowly rotating pineapple for being such a lying cunt, maybe he might enjoy that, what a cunt, I wish he would just permanently fuck off…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Here we go again. James Franco is cast to play fidel castro in a upcoming movie and queue the uproar..

Should of been a Latino actor says the man who has played two Italians and a Frenchman in movies.

Again colourblind casting only works one way a black Anne boylen that’s fine.
The play Hamilton the founding fathers all ethnics.

But God forbid a honky playing castro, even though personally a very good resemblance of the man.

So best man/women for the job is on its way out. Enjoy the replacement

https://www.axios.com/2022/08/09/james-franco-fidel-castro-alina-cuba-film

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

There have been some great tragedies in the world of music – the death 65 years ago this week, (1st September 1957) in a car crash of Denis Brain, probably the greatest French horn player of his generation, the death of Buddy Holly in February 1959 (if you like that sort of thing), in a plane crash, Sir Thomas Beecham in 1961. John Lennon in 1980, now, with a tear in my eye, and a hole in my sock, Mr Kaba, yet another budding rapper, who passed away, peacefully, one hopes, in Streatham last night:

Evening Standard Link.

Yet another rapper – another one kicked the bucket last week, a few last year – has met an untimely end through malarky with the police.

How sad that the police are being employed by the Performing Rights Society – because they were’nt performing right.

An award of some sort is needed, if not the Ivor Novello. Perhaps a Mercury, innit?

Nominated by: W. C., Boggs

We’ve been forced to ensure this muppet’s aural torture for decades now, and he’s just announced he’s spaffing out yet another catalogue of dirges as a Christmas album.

For goodness sake, please, no really, please, just piss off. You were a third rate Elvis for a couple of years in the 60’s, amongst other things??? and whether you are boring the piss out of us at Wimbledon or pretending to be a sex-symbol in your eighties, you have failed to realise that the only people that will buy your pap are dried-up septegenarions and assorted friends of Dorothy.

On the subject of Dorothy, I would like to make it clear that in no way is Sir Cliff even on speaking term with Dorothy, let alone a friend of hers, oh no siree, absolutely not, how very dare you. He has just lived with an ex-priest (ahem) for 40 years because he gets a bit lonely sometimes.

Do us a favour Cliff, fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off again, obnoxious, sanctimonious, toothy twat.

Sly News Link.

Nominated by: Termujin

With a second verse from Cuntstable Cuntbubble:

He has used Sue Barker as his beard for 40 fucking years based on a couple of celibate ‘dates’. She is pissed of with it and has finally cracked.

Shit singist and definite shirtlifter, but in a pious way.

I am just old enough to remember his shit fucking Elvis impressions. A sort of limp wristed Billy Idol.

The cunt.

Daily Fail Link.