I have just been for a spin to get some shopping and Lady Quim had left the wireless on Radio 2. Couldn’t be arsed to change stations. Jeremy Vine was on and this cunt off TalkRadio made my piss boil almost to the point of causing me to pull over for a walk to calm down.

This Nâzi cunt wants everyone vaccinated whether they want to or not (which of course would breach the human rights legislation 1947, implemented after the holocaust). I can imagine this grinning Cheshire cunt now, getting into his “little tank” with Johnson and Grüber, hunting down “non compliants” and shooting them at dawn.

Fuck me I’m still shaking at the arrogance of this authoritarian fuckweasel!!!, cunt cunt cunt!!!!

(Parry’s antics forced the break up of The Two Mikes, at least according to Mike Graham. Not forgiven – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

The WHO, again.
Yes, everyone’s favourite busybody group is giving the world the gift of its wisdom again. Not content with misleading the rest of the world on the danger of Covid, and a blatant attempt to exonerate China, as not only the source, but continues to assist them in covering up its origins, now they want the developed countries of the world who crashed their economies to buy enough vaccines to hopefully save as many of it’s citizens as possible, to give large quantities of vaccines to the third world, as they, as usual, sit on their arses with their hands out, waiting for their racist oppressors to save them again. Guaranteed this will now create another surge of migration, as they will use getting a vaccine as an excuse to invade Europe. I foresee a dinghy shortage this summer as the English Channel starts looking like the world’s biggest raft race..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9287403/WHO-slams-rich-countries-hogging-Covid-19-vaccines-WTO-demanded-UK-hand-jabs.html

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

People who are late. I couldnt give a fuck about Covid or lockdowns but when you invite people over ( couldnt give a fuck about that either) and they are late when you have done a rib of beef its a cunt. Fuck right off, your never being invited again.

Nominated by: Smug cunt

Seconded by: Cunty Gordon

My brother and his wife often turn up 30 minutes late to our mum’s house on sundays. They tell her during the week that they will be over at 2:00pm and then turn up at 2:30 without an apology or even a good explanation. So we are left waiting for 30 minutes with the roast chicken ready to go for 2:30. How hard is it to be on time in this day and age when you have a car?

I have noticed this a lot in the past few years. People are late when it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to be late, so the the truth is that they were pissing about doing something selfish. And we all have phones on us 24/7 so calling or texting that you’ll be late is effortless.

Daft Punk are cunts.
The news that Daft Punk are retiring is now going ‘viral’ as they say.

But seriously, who gives a fuck? They’re not even a real band, and every record sounds the same. There are numerous hipster cunts and millennial bellends who see these tosspots as pioneers and innovators. Two cunts with crash helmets and a vocoder? What the cunt is so clever about that? And the ‘faceless’ image? What a load of pretentious crap that is. It’s a gimmick and has fuck all to do with artistic integrity and all that bollocks. They got more publicity from those stupid helmets than they would for showing their ugly mugs. As for their ‘music’? Some cunt with a Dalek voice box belching ‘Around the world’ over and over? Fucking shite.

Daft Punk? Daft Cunts, more like…

Nominated by: Norman

A doom-monger, cunting, for an extra from the Ribena Berry adverts, David Attenborough.

It is bad enough that this purple faced wanker, who isn’t fit to sharpen the straight razor of his brother, Richard ‘pinkie’ Attenborough, is constantly harping on like an XR mouthpiece, he has now upped the ante and like thoroughly shamed ex XR spokes’person’, Zion Lights, who foolishly regurgitated ‘scientific predicts’ from XR co-founder, Roger (6 Billion people will die this century because of climate change) Hallam, has issued the following vague stark warning…..

“Climate change, could within a lifetime, destroy entire cities and societies”.

Well Dick, for a start, whose lifetime? Not fucking yours I hope, because by the look of your deathly purple face it gives us about three weeks (if we’re lucky) before we all get burned to death by the sun, squashed by earthquakes or drowned by tsunamis!

Stick to documentaries about tiny poisonous frogs, fish that use rocks to break open shellfish and your life long passion about butterflies ? and leave “The end is nigh”, propaganda for Greta (mentally ill, easily manipulated puppet for her disgusting antifa terrorist parents) Thunderpants!

Fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science-environment-56175714

Attenborough Lookalikes

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell