Cressida’s Dick.

What does it take to get this useless, box ticked, political appointee, sacked?

Kill some poor fucker on the tube on her watch – nope.
Preside, along with Suckdick over a tidal wave of violence – nope.
Allow ER to fuck up London – nope.
Let the savages of BLM run riot during lockdown over something that was fuck all to do with them – nope.
And now, whatever you think of the pointless posturing it signifies, completely mishandle the women’s protest so that even fucking Suckdick breaks cover?

Probably not, but we shall see. She is now on the wrong side of the woke.

https://news.sky.com/story/london-mayor-not-satisfied-by-met-chiefs-explanation-for-completely-unacceptable-policing-at-vigil-12246023
(Link added by the dashing and handsome Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I like a good rock star biography. Just read Roger Daltrey’s excellent book and have just ordered Simon Spence’s upcoming biography of Steve Marriott.

But what I won’t read are books by and about groupies and starfuckers. Musicians with talent and a story to tell are one thing, but slags who basically just fucked anyone who was in a band are also given book deals and star treatment is another.

Serial cocksucking starfuckers like Pamela Des Barres and Bebe Buell, who both sucked off and fucked everyone from Jimmy Page to Elvis Costello going on about how many rock star knobs (usually the same ones) they’ve gobbled and being treated like they are musical legends in their own right by media arselickers.

When that smacked up whore Anita Pallenberg snuffed it, there were those in the music press and on websites who were acting like she was actually one of the Rolling Stones herself and acting like she actually made a significant contribution to the band.

Only contribution she made to the Stones was crabs.

Nominated by: Norman

A nomination if I may for Highways England,

I thought these fuckers had reached the pinnacle of cuntery by endorsing “smart motorways”, but now they have launched a nauseating advert to accompany this brain fart idea, introducing some rather irritating püüfs playing the shirtlŷftîñg anthem “go west” but changing the lyrics to “go left”,

of course on a smart motorway the hard shoulder is just a fourth lane, so you have to get to the refuge area, now if your car conks out away from the “refuge area”, what do you do?, clutch some rosary beads and hope you don’t get ârśeshûntéd by a dooshka in a 44 ton twat crusher,

many have and this tasteless fucking advert goes to show how out of touch Highways England are, I wonder if they’d make such a chipper advert if one of their loved ones died as a result of these death trap abominations, don’t think so, bunch of cunts!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6OPQ5O0I1g

(Link provided by the rather ace Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

People desperately seeking to cash in on their former proximity to famous people tend to be creepy cunts but this insect takes the biscuit.

Not satisfied with bigging up his micro talent over the years by harping on about a brief (a few dates in 1968) supposed affair with Judy Garland, the former bar room piano player and alleged composer is now flogging his tawdry recordings of some private phone calls of the long dead international singing phenomenon.

For a mere $60 a throw, Meyer will send you a copy of a 2 CD set – which also includes some shitty ditty that he wrote as a ‘tribute’. Fuck off Meyer and take your pathetic memorabilia with you you sorry sack of shit and be grateful Ms Garland deigned to give such a slime ball the time of day.

https://judygarlandfinalnotes.nyc/

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

The city of Minneapolis is giving the family of George Floyd $27,000,000 . I hope that the money is held in escrow until all of the cunt’s victims have been given a chance to claim damages against his previous actions.
I fear that there may not be enough money left over for the family to enjoy a bucket of KFC. Let’s hope that’s the case.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56381722

Nominated by: Guzziguy