UnSocial Media

Social Media & Social Networking, has been around for at least 20 odd years. In fact I first got on board with it back in the 90s with something called “Friends Reunited”, which was very basic but served a purpose in letting people get in touch with old schoolmates and work colleagues. I don’t think it was geared towards current affairs, and by and large it was a very friendly place… that is until Fuckbook came along and there ended Friends Reunited.

But even Fuckbook back in the early days was quite a decent experience before the arrival of broadband. And spending hours sitting in front of a computer was no longer seen as belonging to the realm of saddo IT geeks and nerds.

But over the last 5 years or so Fuckbook, Twitter and all other major social media sites have become nothing more than political platforms, mostly dominated by the woke Left. And that if anything remotely controversial comes along it is debated on social media by these myopic cunts. And once that debate gets too heated, or goes in the opposite direction of where the woke moderators/influential members want it to go, then lots of people end up getting banned, or go flouncing to other social media sites moaning how they were bullied and oppressed by the mods from Twitter etc.

For example, I used to be a member of DigitalSpy. Signed up in 2007, and for a good 10-12 years it was a great forum to be on, with fair-minded moderators and users who generally towed the line.

But then come 2018 all that changed. New moderators came in (probably promoted), and the woke agenda arrived. These new mods loved the power to ban, or to warn users over the most slightest of provocative comments.

It was clear the new mods were protecting certain long-standing members and allowing them to get away with saying whatever they wanted. But if any other poster took an opposing view, no matter how slight, they got a warning or were perma-banned (which is what happened to me in December 2020, when I suggested Biden was a mere puppet to Kameltoe!)

And now of course social media seems like an oxymoron – it is no longer “social” at all. Instead it is a place where one set of people will throw shit at other people and vice versa. People who don’t like something will be hammered by those that do. Say something out of turn and you’re slammed and banned!

Anything said by anyone is constantly under scrutiny by people with far too much time on their hands. These cunts devote their lives looking for some juicy gossip or alt-right commentary, and take it completely out of context and post it on their Fuckbook/Twitter page in order to grab attention and cause more uproar, while they sit back looking extremely smug for being a sad toxic cunt!

I guess my point is that over the last 10 years social media/networking has turned us into cynical, embittered and angry cunts. Not helped by a similar attitude with MSM, which seems to be more and more influenced by social media commentary & tin-pot influencers.

And it will only get worse as we become more absorbed into the (cancel) culture and dependency of social media and how it is brainwashing the stupid, the young and the easily confused.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Cressida Dick [7]


Cressida’s Dick.

What does it take to get this useless, box ticked, political appointee, sacked?

Kill some poor fucker on the tube on her watch – nope.
Preside, along with Suckdick over a tidal wave of violence – nope.
Allow ER to fuck up London – nope.
Let the savages of BLM run riot during lockdown over something that was fuck all to do with them – nope.
And now, whatever you think of the pointless posturing it signifies, completely mishandle the women’s protest so that even fucking Suckdick breaks cover?

Probably not, but we shall see. She is now on the wrong side of the woke.

https://news.sky.com/story/london-mayor-not-satisfied-by-met-chiefs-explanation-for-completely-unacceptable-policing-at-vigil-12246023
(Link added by the dashing and handsome Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Groupies Treated Like Rock Stars


I like a good rock star biography. Just read Roger Daltrey’s excellent book and have just ordered Simon Spence’s upcoming biography of Steve Marriott.

But what I won’t read are books by and about groupies and starfuckers. Musicians with talent and a story to tell are one thing, but slags who basically just fucked anyone who was in a band are also given book deals and star treatment is another.

Serial cocksucking starfuckers like Pamela Des Barres and Bebe Buell, who both sucked off and fucked everyone from Jimmy Page to Elvis Costello going on about how many rock star knobs (usually the same ones) they’ve gobbled and being treated like they are musical legends in their own right by media arselickers.

When that smacked up whore Anita Pallenberg snuffed it, there were those in the music press and on websites who were acting like she was actually one of the Rolling Stones herself and acting like she actually made a significant contribution to the band.

Only contribution she made to the Stones was crabs.

Nominated by: Norman

Highways England


A nomination if I may for Highways England,

I thought these fuckers had reached the pinnacle of cuntery by endorsing “smart motorways”, but now they have launched a nauseating advert to accompany this brain fart idea, introducing some rather irritating püüfs playing the shirtlŷftîñg anthem “go west” but changing the lyrics to “go left”,

of course on a smart motorway the hard shoulder is just a fourth lane, so you have to get to the refuge area, now if your car conks out away from the “refuge area”, what do you do?, clutch some rosary beads and hope you don’t get ârśeshûntéd by a dooshka in a 44 ton twat crusher,

many have and this tasteless fucking advert goes to show how out of touch Highways England are, I wonder if they’d make such a chipper advert if one of their loved ones died as a result of these death trap abominations, don’t think so, bunch of cunts!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6OPQ5O0I1g

(Link provided by the rather ace Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

John Meyer


People desperately seeking to cash in on their former proximity to famous people tend to be creepy cunts but this insect takes the biscuit.

Not satisfied with bigging up his micro talent over the years by harping on about a brief (a few dates in 1968) supposed affair with Judy Garland, the former bar room piano player and alleged composer is now flogging his tawdry recordings of some private phone calls of the long dead international singing phenomenon.

For a mere $60 a throw, Meyer will send you a copy of a 2 CD set – which also includes some shitty ditty that he wrote as a ‘tribute’. Fuck off Meyer and take your pathetic memorabilia with you you sorry sack of shit and be grateful Ms Garland deigned to give such a slime ball the time of day.

https://judygarlandfinalnotes.nyc/

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea