Sneaky Government Consultations ( this one ends today for those interested ,link included below for those wishing to oppose)

There is a consultation that concludes today, about the Governments plans to introduce a massive database holding all sorts of personal information. The idea is that we will all benefit from this streamlined system, but others may think, like me, that it is a way of making people’s personal information open to exploitation or will be used to penalise people who have the “wrong” ideas about things, also would be a goldmine to an IT proficient criminal.

As well as disagreeing with the thing itself, I have noticed over the last few years that i only seem to become aware of these consultations at the very last minute, and they run for only a short time – in this instance just 8 weeks. I consider myself fairly well informed and above average intelligence but somehow these things almost pass me by every time. I have probably missed others. I’m not sure that 8 weeks is long enough to consider such a matter, and if it should really be put to people in a referendum..

Anyway, my point is, it is like the cunts don’t really want anyone to know about it, so it should really be called something else, not a consultation! Like a shifty sneaky bag of cunt, for instance.

Together Declaration

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

I love it when being a cunt comes back to bite you on the arse.
The prince of propaganda has been caught out for lying to his loyal slackjawed viewers, a crime that would turn normal people off, but he riffs his drivel to the MAGA mongs, and they have such a tenuous relationship with facts that even though he is guilty by his own hand, they will still blame the deep state, Soros, or whoever Trump tells them.
During the Defamation trial brought about by Dominion software, the company that supplied the voting machines used in the last election, versus Fox News, texts and messages from presenters have been brought into the public eye.
On screen, Carlson slanders Trumps enemies with barely concealed glee, while giving the Mango Mussolini credence in his lies and bullshit, however, off screen Carlson says he hates the cunt, the only thing he can do is destroy stuff, he’s a joke, etc etc.
This is a view shared by other Fox News presenters, who also parrot Trump conspiracy theories without question.

So, what does Carlson do? He’s been gifted privileged access to the thousands of hours of CCTV footage from the January 6th insurrection by the odious speaker of the house, Kevin McArthur, no doubt one of the many paybacks owed for his farcical appointment. No other news organisation or regulatory body has access to said footage, so Carlson has free rein to edit it to his hearts content.
Which of course he does, releasing a compilation of snippets of people milling about, not rioting, or doing anything like insurrection. This he says is proof that it’s a lie, and all those folks are innocent. A bit like showing Peter Sutcliffe driving around before he killed a prostitute, and saying ‘he’s not killing prostitutes there!’
He also mentioned the shooting of Ashli Babbit, saying obviously there’s no CCTV of that incident, so who knows what happened there. There is however video of that incident, that had been seen around the world, but Tucker can’t stop lying.

Oh, and that stupid face he pulls like someone has cut a fart under his nose? Cunt.

https://youtu.be/1HRWV4Y83uw

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye, the almost departed.

Daily Express 

According to the Dudley Moore/Peter Cook film “Thirty Is A Dangerous Age, Cynthia”. I would suggest you double that if this “Happily married Texan” is typical of what is happening to the Eddie Izzard transbumder types.

Just look at this ugly 63 year old wanker above:

He claims his wife is happy with his choice of clothing. I wonder if the wife is a man called Sue?

I can only reply that many men develop strange habits in middle age, but my advice to the wife is to put the lid on quickly – it will stop the sugar getting everywhere, if nothing else.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs.

Hansard

It was only a matter of time before some pen pushing arsehole mentioned that prescription medication is free from 60 years old, but pension age is 67, currently.

So now the Cunt is toying with the idea of aligning free prescriptions with state pension age. What am I saying, toying? He’ll do it, sure as shit isn’t sugar.

Why wouldn’t he, he’s not going to have to deal with the fallout. The oldies have a vote, too.
Try and remember that, come the next GE, when you’re begging for our vote, so as to keep your snout in the trough.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/21559578/mummy-girlfriend-delivery-cool-bag-sleeps-in-bedroom/

Peruvian Perv who just Luvs his Mummy

Julio Cesar Bermejo. This sad tosser has been caught in bed with an 800 year old Peruvian Mummy (wait while the LGTBQ+-mob come up with the appropriate pronoun).

“At home, she’s in my room, she sleeps with me. I take care of her”

Julio is a rather confused lad and in need of pronoun assistance not least because the object of his/its affections is actually male. We do not speculate how Julio achieves satisfaction but it must involve a bucket load of KY Jelly. Taking a squint at the pervs boat race I get the distinct impression that he is well on the way to mummification himself. “There is no greater love than this” as the poet says. Keeps the object of his affections in a foil lined pizza delivery backpack so she can travel with. Touching but mistakes can be made.

“Ere wasiss you cunt. I ordered a Chicken Pharaoh fully loaded so where’s me extra toppings innit?”

Never having had the horn for desiccated people (no not even Twiggy in my day) so granted I may be missing out on something but Cleopatra? Nah. Tutankhamun?. Nah. Queen Hatshepsut? Nah. Not a twitch of me haemorrhoids. Possible explanation for archaeologists obsessively digging the desert sands though. Crawling up dank narrow tunnels inside Pyramids? Very Phallic Pharaoh.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.