The New ‘Bold’ Ad

Oh it’s bad, it’s bad.

A feminine looking boy comes home from school. He has long blond hair. He wants to get on the settee after school. But he hasn’t got his favourite ‘Dinosaur’ onesie washed.

Both parents realise but it is ‘Dad’ that jumps to it. Throws the garment in the drum with the ‘Bold’ capsule.

While this is going on we are treated to the words of the Spandau Ballet song ‘Gold” made to sing of the virtues of ‘Bold’.

Anyway Dad gets it to his son asap. And the son puts it on and it feels so nice and snuggly.

But wait! Dad has got one too! (His must have been already washed). And it’s the same version as his son’s.! Only a bigger one. But yes the same colour, the same Dinosaur motif.

And they get on the settee both in their onesies and snuggle up together!

Now Cunters isnt that a beautful way for a father and son to bond?

Youtube

Nominated by Miles Plastic.

James Corden (12)

James Corden is a crybaby cunt.

Heard about leftie baldie cunt Patrick Stewart ripping the piss out of celebrity fake cunt and piece of work lard bucket James Corden?

The woke cunts and social media pricks are all up in arms because the obnoxious lardarse has been ‘fat shamed’ by a seemingly pissed Stewart. I personally think that it’s fucking hilarious.

That fat obnoxious cunt talks to people like absolute crap and he’s as fake as Bruce Jenner’s twat. Yet, when the fat fuck is on the receiving end, the lardy shit starts blubbing. Boo fucking hoo.

There aren’t many things that are more pleasurable than watching that fat horrible cunt get some overdue payback. And the lardarse only ‘apologised’ to those restaurant staff because he was caught doing it. God knows how many times he’s done it in other places to other people, the fat cunt.

And as much as I dislike him, I have to say well done, Patrick. Cunt though he is.

Mirror

Nominated by Norman.

Oxfam (6)

Oxfam’s new guidance on how to speak so as not to offend.

In the latest example of Oxfam’s cuntitude, they have published an Inclusive Language Guide, warning its staff not to use ‘offensive terms’, you know, like mother or father, male or female etc. Loads more examples in the link below.

The 92 page ‘booklet’ features chapters on race, power and decolonisation, gender justice, sexual diversity and women’s rights, disability, physical and mental health, migration and feminist principles for language use.

It also features a trigger warning for words and phrases that might be considered “discriminatory” or “that have been used historically to oppress certain people or groups”.

I’m sure that the starving people of the world are pleased to know that Oxfam have got their priorities right. You wonder how much of M’tebe’s handouts were spent on producing this.

Note that the first photo in the link is not an Oxfam person, but is Maya Forstater, who is a champion at standing up against this bullshit wokery.

Msn.com

Nominated by mystic maven. With a second helping by W C Boggs.

An organisation bloated with well paid executives, but who depends to a great degree on older people to staff their shops on a voluntary basis. They have now gone totally PC.

They have issued a report, in which they apologise for writing in English (it is an English charity) as it is “the langauge of colonialism” beseeching their supporters not to say words lie “mother”, father”, “senior”, not to mention wimmins “sanitary products”and to say “people who become pregnant” certainly not “expectant mothers”. Clearly they have a “sensitivity reader” on their well paid staff”. I hope they never go to work for the Cats Protection League and definately NOT – “The Dogs Trust”. The poor little cunt would shit themselves at terms like “a bitch in whelp”.

Help charity by all means – animal or human, but why give money to this money wasting group of sensitive fancy nancies:

Daily Fail

 

Leila Borrington

Cunters, for your cuntsideration I would like to nominate Leila Borrington and the British Injustice System.

This evil bitch killed a 3 year old severely autistic boy after launching a sustained assault on his head, and yet got sentenced to a measly 15 years in prison after somehow being acquitted of murder. Remind me again why hanging doesn’t exist for this sort of crime?

Bbc news

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt.

Laura Trevelyan and reparations for slavery

 

I would like to cunt the above two banes of my life for the never ending woe is me bilge. Always on like a nun’s knickers about it and demands for money to make up for it.

Laura FYI my ancestors were agricultural workers so why should I give a fucking penny towards this bollocks.

Pat Boons see above explanation as well. Stop fucking banging on about it. Produce ONE cunt who went through it and we might cough up a few quid. An invaluable history lesson here, the UK put a stop to it so why aren’t the UK being recompensed for coughing up the money to pay the slave holding families in the first place?

For the ones banging ON and fucking ON about it, why don’t you all fuck off back to the Carribean or Wakanda. Just asking like?

Daily Fail

Nominated by CuntyMort.