I nominate that eco warrior cunt Dale Vince.
This is the cunt that has funded the likes of extinction rebellion, just stop oil, and provably more I can’t think of.

He fully supports the disruption that his like minded cunts cause us general Joe public, blocking roads and the day to day person, fully supported by the useless fuckin plod that is rolled out onto the street to supposedly police this unwashed bunch of cunts.

Old Dale bleats on about the end of humanity unless we adhere to his piss pot theories that have no factual argument to substantiate them. What the cunt always fails to mention is that his company is subsidised by us the tax payer with so called green subsidies artificially reducing the so called green energy price and making him tens of millions into the bargain.

He is one smug cunt taking the useless politians for a ride and arse fucking the taxpayer. He is the owner of Forest Green Rovers FC who’ve just been relegated. I wonder how he would like it if a movement called “fuck green, keep oil” went and dug his teams pitch up with a JCB!! and caused him and one of his businesses some disruption.

wiki

Nominated by DLP.

is a fucking gargantuan cunt.

I haven’t much to add to this nom except that I am just basically, almost reaching out, like some sad needy cunt, to any fellow cunters who have ever suffered from this bastard of an affliction.

Up until recently – I have never struggled to kip. Not even during the most turbulent periods of my life. Until now that is. And there’s fuck all stressful going on either.

My job and my family life can be as stressful as the next persons but it’s not like that’s anything new.

I suffered my first 3 day bout of total sleeplessness approximately a year ago and it has reoccurred on several occasions since.

I am currently in the middle of another sleepless period where I feel tired but at the same time feel like I could climb the walls or run a fucking marathon.

Went to see the GP recently and they prescribed some pretty heavy sedative/anti depressants which I very reluctantly tried, just to get some decent shut eye but the things made me feel like a zombie for the whole of the next day and then some.
Allied to that is the fact that as we’re only a small business – I can’t justify crying off sick for long periods over something as simple as a decent night’s kip and need to be on my A game.

Been doing a bit of running and other exercises to hopefully burn up some nervous energy.

I’m hoping this is just a phase and something that will pass.

First world problem I know and no doubt all in the mind – but Christ on a BMX – please just let me sleep.

Any suggestions are welcome.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Herman Jelmet.

 
There is no doubt about it, come the next election, whoever wins, Westminster will become a dirtier place.

Just yesterday the horse faced Jess Phillips was in trouble again for not declaring all of her outside earnings, but, even wore, after the mention of Nick Clegg a few days ago, yet another here today, gone tomorrow LibDem whore (“I can be whoever you want me to be”), it seems that Mark Oaten, involved in a squalid Mark and 2 rent boys in the same bed malarkey a decade ago, is itching to get his well used arse on the benches again

Have these idiots no sense of decency or shame?. Total lack of self-awareness and a desire to meddle in things they know nothing about (and all the lovely money and “expenses” to accompany it) makes them want to make complete arseholes of themselves.

order-order

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Yup, not inappropriate to be shouting out names for todgers on daytime telly.

I have no issue with there being adverts for sorting out floppy nob syndrome, it can happen to any cunt (not me of course), I just think adverts talking about ‘erectile dysfunction’ shouldn’t be on while the kids are still awake.

I’m sure little kids all over the country have been asking parents such things as, “Dad. What’s erectile dysfunction?”

Not awkward at all.

Surely putting these adverts on during the ad break for Scooby Doo is a bit much?

Maybe I’m being a bit Mary Whitehouse, but I just reckon these adverts should only be on after 10pm.

Why not advertise my king sized Johnnies and your nipple clamps during Tiswas then? (fuck knows what kids watch nowadays, sorry)

Old article but it covers the topic.

Metro

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

Kieran Hands and April Pearce were sentenced for keeping dogs, and various other animals, in the most appalling conditions.

You’d have to have a heart of stone not to be moved by the state the dogs were in, never mind the other poor things.

Are Kieran and April cunts?
Yes.
Are they mentally ill?
Probably.

So why did the Magistrates ban them from keeping animals for only 5 years?
Why was their sentence suspended?
The fines were derisory, too.

So, Blackburn Magistrates, you really are cunts.

Daily Mirror

Nominated by Jezzum Priest.