The Madeline McCann Affair


Another late spring, and once again Scotland Yard senior officershave solved the problem of where to spend this summers holiday – another month in Portugal.

Just as surely as the first cuckoo of spring, the story of this unfortunate child crops up late every May:

You can be sure her entitled, boorish parents will “demand” both a meeting with the Chief Constable, and also “demand” that Scotland Yard’s four finest will be despatched to “clear up the mystery once and for all” – for the 16th year in a row.

Her parents were clearly tight as a snare drum not to pay for baby sitters that night in May 2007. Now if still alive (which I very much doubt) Maddie would be about 20 – time enough to return to the bosom of her family, should she choose so to do.

Frankly I suspect the story ended in the early May of 2007, yet we keep having to endure these expensive investigations because Mr McCann and his snooty cutie of a wife won’t face up to the truth. They lost their child because of their negligence. She must be assumed lost and gone, and it is time this pair of fantasists were told so. I wonder if old ex- BBC duckie, Clarence Mitchell is still taking money for being their PR man?

Bbc news

Nominated by W.C. Boggs.

(She disappeared in 2007 not 1997 and has just turned 20. I’ve corrected the dates – Admin)

Maha Vajiralongkorn, King of Thailand


Thailand’s King Vajiralongkorn – his name means “adorned with jewels or thunderbolts” – is a cunt of galactic proportions and a truly frightening person. He even puts Caligula to shame.

From a young age there were rumours of gambling, womanising, and associating with illegal businesses which plagued the then prince’s reputation. A few years ago he was photographed in a bizarre crop top displaying tattoos in Germany. When a photo of the king was posted on Facebook he threatened to sue the company, saying the images were insulting. Since then the King has largely ruled Thailand from a luxury resort in Germany where he has a harem of 20 mistresses.

The king himself had five children with a now-dismissed mistress while he was still married to his second wife (that mistress and four of the five children have since been disowned and are now living in the United States). Many former wives end up persona non grata, fearing for their lives, with their families imprisoned.

The king is also a keen cyclist, the mating call of cunts world-wide. He recently shut the streets of Bangkok for a 24-mile (39km) cycling event where he could be seen riding in yellow spandex.

Vajiralongkorn also named his pet poodle Foo Foo an air chief marshal. Air Chief Marshall Foo Foo would accompany the king to formal events dressed in full miniature uniform. When Foo Foo died in 2016, he was given a four-day funeral with full Buddhist rites. The poodle first came to the attention of the general public when a video was released showing him eating cake from the hand of Vajiralongkorn’s third wife while she cavorted in a G-string at the dog’s lavish birthday party. At a 2009 gala dinner in honour of Vajiralongkorn, Air Chief Marshall Foo Foo was kitted out head to paw in black-tie dress and jumped onto tables to lapp from guests’ water glasses.

The king’s extravagance is no less remarkable than his private life. A monarchy that was impoverished in the postwar period has increased its wealth to between $40 billion and $60 billion.The King has taken control of the Crown Property Bureau, previously administered on behalf of the nation like the UK’s, into his personal control. He has also taken two regiments of the Thai army into his personal control, giving him his own private army he can set up against Thailands notoriously coup-happy generals if he has to.

Even more ominously, death squads have targeted anti-monarchist refugees outside of the country. Three of them were abducted and killed in Laos, their bodies eventually floating to the surface of the Mekong River. They were not the first to meet this fate. A few years earlier, two members of the opposition also vanished. One has never been seen again; the other turned up dead.

Vajiralongkorn has several palaces in and around Bangkok. One of these palaces was where he spent time with his third wife, a former nightclub hostess who he secretly married in 2001.The palace is now mainly used as a prison and military punishment camp – a place where Vajiralongkorn can incarcerate and punish anyone who displeases him with impunity and without any oversight at all. It also boasts a crematorium. The place is described by some of those who have been imprisoned there as “hell on earth”. Instructors at the prison film the daily punishments of the inmates. The footage is routinely sent to Vajiralongkorn, who apparently enjoys watching video of soldiers being beaten and abused.

Vajiralongkorn is an insecure bully, but now he is king of Thailand, with the power to torment others with impunity. Thailand is a nation living in fear.

So for you republicans moaning about King Charles, count yourselves lucky. If you criticise the king in Thailand you get 12 years in jail. Or worse.

Maha Vajiralongkorn is an evil cunt. He also looks like Frankenstein on a bad day.

God save the king – Charles III that is, not Vajiralongkorn.

Daily Mirror

Nominated by MMCM.

Republic


Are Cunts!

I’m not a monarchist.
Never have been.
I don’t respect inherited privilege and wealth.

That said I could never align myself with such sniveling little drips as Republic.

Crying because they got arrested.
Soft twats were softly handled and still fuckin whining.
They say that the Met were rough in their handling.

Bollocks.

No bruises, no split skulls, no broken bones.
Just arrested.

I never join anything because I think the majority of people are wankers,
But Republic make me want a monarchy just to spite them.

Long live the king!

Sky news

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

The cost of living crisis is worse for Lesbians


And it is a cunt for them, apparently.

Whoda thought it?

”One in five lesbians live ‘paycheque-to-paycheque’ amid cost-of-living crisis”

”Fear around having enough money to put food on the table is being especially felt by queer women on lower incomes, with 18% saying they live ‘paycheque-to-paycheque.”

It seems that struggling with the cost of living is much, much harder for lesbians.
So when you struggle with your bills, cheer up, it could be worse. You could be a lesbian.

However, reading the attached I can see no reason whatsoever that being butchish affects prospects any differently than the rest of womanhood.

Still, victims rule, ok.

Msn.com

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

“King” Charlie and his freeloading scrag end wife and all the hangers on


are cunts.

If this is a modern democratic country; who voted for this pair of posh twats?
Not me!
Or you I’ll bet.Actually no one has ever voted for a King or Queen, it’s an Heredity thing C.A.

Who is this god twat and how is he going to save them, and from what?

A lifetime of freebies and privilege ?
Having to wave to all the peasants?
Having a real job to feed their families
What a par of gobshites!

Nominated by Igor.