The resignation of Phillip Schofield made me realise just how much I despise television now. The fakery of it. Thr facade of bonhomie on shite like This Morning hiding bullying and venomous sniping. I wonder if something about Nasty Munchetty will be divulged.

These presenters and producers are not quite human; lying reptiles gas lighting the public, using weasel words- ‘some people might say/argue, ‘so-called Islamic State’. These sociopaths hiding their hatred of their viewers behind smiles and make up. Their bogus, ostentatious ‘fact checkers’, their disdain for history, their participation in dangerous lies about gender.

The flea-brained gotcha interviews, the predictable panel shows and comedy (Orange maaaannn baaaad! Daily Mail! Brexit Boris Bumbly Boo!)
Audiences of clapping braying seals, laughing on command.

the blatant propaganda in soaps and dramas, the ubiquity of finger wagging in historical settings.
The bait and switch of undermining the legend of established male characters, their strength and resourcefulness mocked by cheap sass, sophomore snark and obnoxious attitudes in physically, psychologically and demographicallyunrealistic worlds created by emotionally incontinent adult-children who have no experience of anywhere or anyone beyond London, New York or Los Angeles and whose knowledge of the world doesnt go much further in space or in time.

Modern television offers nothing to anybody with an IQ higher than that of a house cat, or with any moral courage or pride in themselves or the nation.

It has truly become the idiot lantern.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.
A great cunting in my opinion as I don’t watch telly and haven’t done for a few years now, C.A.

 
Fucking Phillip Scofield is a chutney ferret of a cunt and trying to play the victim and ride on the back of the Caroline Flack situation just multiplies that a hundred fold.
Now I have never liked this attention seeking sausage jockey, even before he was gay, once a cunt always a cunt in my book, there are no shortage of examples on this arse clowns exploits.

But the latest leave me alone I’m the victim bollocks or I may do myself harm that his PR company is trying to spin to allow them to get this rooter tooter and shooter back into the limelight truly makes me want to chuck.
So Phil I have you on the deadpool and a win would be nice ya cunt.

Nominated by Fuglyucker and seconded by Freddie the Frog below.

I was about to nominate the media attempt to resurrect this sack of shit myself. It’s not really about him anymore it’s about what they want us to believe.

Anyone who thinks this cunt is going to top himself I can only say……if only!
I fully support the nomination of this excuse for a human being and I have a lot to say about it.

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Having watched the trailer for the new Indiana Jones film errrrr thing??
It looks like the usual modern Disney take on an established film series and taking the biggest, sloppiest, smelliest dump on it.

The title alone is crap. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny!!!!

I have a better title: Indiana Jones and the hackneyed modern trope ridden clusterfuck omnishambles.

I bet you can’t guess the plotline can you dear readers??

What’s that you say? Old Indy (and he is old now Harrison Ford must be abaaaaht 81) is past it and there’s feisty female character who is better than him in every conceivable way. Played by Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

That’s incredible! How the hell did you work it out?
Oh wait, because it’s the same plotline that’s been inflicted on film-goers for the last 10 years.

How does Phoebe Wally-Bird keep getting work?
Does she have some Edward Snowden level dirt on the Hollyweird elite?
Does she have a copy of Jeffrey Epstein’s notebook and a hard drive with a backup of his video collection?

The story line involves time travel back to the second world war (ffs ?)
Of course Phoebe’s character never passes up an opportunity to rebuke Indy because he’s a toxic privileged male (natch). Is this not elderly abuse?

The baddie (just for a change) is played by Mads Mikkelsen.

The CGI looks like questionable as if it was done by the work experience lad who only had access to a PC running Windows XP

Here’s the trailer judge for yourself

I predict that this current narrative bullshit in all of these films will be parodied in about 10 years time and people will look back and say what the fuck was all that about eh?

I think I’m just not going to watch any fillums or television programmes made after about 2009 from now on.

What a crock of shit.

How abaaaht Indiana Jones and the Incontinence pants of destiny.

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Nominated by Harold.

Pork-ster extraordinaire. Just has to go a step too far, doesn’t he/she/they/fat pig.

Really, Sam? You really thought it would be tasteful, exciting, relevant to appear on stage in a costume with Satanic overtones, given the average age of your audience is 14/15?

Where the hell (see what I did there) is your sense of propriety?
Also, eat fewer pies, you fat cunt. You couldn’t pull a barge through a tunnel, much less a fit lad.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest

Some more Bollocks from the Main Stream Media and the way the fawn over the cunt from MiddleEngland below.

The way MSM pander to the cunt that is Sam Smith. I was confused to upon reading that “they” had cancelled “their” Manchester show.

I though what do they mean?

Then I realised that the “they” they were referring to was actually Sam “they/them” Smith.

What a pandering bunch of cunts the media are. They / them should know better and stop fucking around with soying up to these weak minded mentalists.

Link below. There are many more.

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A nomination for Ireland’s Criminal Justice bill being passed through Parliament and the wider war on freedom of expression snd conscience in our fucked-up society.

The very possession of offensive material, such as videos or memes on your phone, a gollywog doll or any anachronicist pictures, labels or artefact’s in your house judged ‘not PC in current year’ could be enough evidence to show intent to incite hatred and get you 2 years in jail.
Literal thought-crime.

As the link says, the Irish media and various civil liberties groups aren’t batting an eye over this massive invasion of private lives, homes and thoughts by the State.

When you add this to England and Wales’ piling up of our own thou…’hate-speech’ statutes -accelerated under Tory rule ‘cos tertorism’ – as well as those Scots accused of rape facing trial without a jury, it paints a bleak picture of democracy and freedom for the British Isles, and it’s been building up to this for a good 20 years when Blair had an obsession with biometric identity cards and throwing pensioners out of conferences (that was Jack Straw but that gang were all authoritarian freaks).

Some of this curtailing of freedoms we’ve had since COVID and protecting our communities, reducing online harm etc is revenge by the political-media class for Brexit, and some is most likely preparing to crush dissenting voices for the new project of Net Zero. Get climate change skeptics into the dangerous/terrorist camp with a bit of nudging by the Beeb and Behavourial Science teams.

They did it for Covid so why not?

They’ve already got protesting out in public and making noise criminalised.

So, enjoy this blog while it lasts gents and gals.

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Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.