How about a democratic – and certainly very liberal – cunting for that vacuous looking arsehole, Davey.

Long a great admirer of “Progressive” (i.e. Labour) politics, this des[erate chancer sees his only hope of “power”is to crawl up the arsehole of Dame Kweer and stay there. He is nine months late, but like the Dame last year, he yesterday vouchsafed on a radio broadcast that women can have a penis. No doubt some of the old dogs in his party, like that dreadful Moran woman, has convinced him of the authenticity of men in drag:

One question – if you want a Labour government why not vote for it and forget this middleman?.

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Nominated by W.C. Boggs.
I wonder if his wife is one of these women with a penis or not? C.A.

 
Today, (June 8) I read about the Syrian ‘refugee’ who decided to stab babies and toddlers in their pushchairs on a kids’ playground in France.

Within an hour or two, French politicians, who mostly seem to have facilitated such attacks with their insane policies, held a minute’s silence.

With the exception of a few of those ‘evil right wingers’ like Le Pen, these fuckers have some gall. And yes, our lot would do the same.

It’s not your silence we want. We want your fucking rage and to sort this fucking mess out.

But no, let’s put on our sad faces and sing ‘Don’t look back in anger’, before initiating more policies which produce similar results.

We are led by weasels and cunts.

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Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

The Lady of Shallot sent into storage’. I knew they would come for ‘The Lady of Shallot’. A beautiful picture see. We can’t have that.

Yes my fantasy. See you were tortured on the rack, dragged to Tyburn, the place of execution. Hung then cut down, then dismembered and your innards cut out and ‘burned before your sight’. If you were still alive after all that you were usually beheaded to finish the job, but sometimes you were ‘rehanged’ to do it.

That is the punishment I would reserve for the perpetrators of the new ‘rehang’ at the Tate.
I think it was Rossetti who on seeing the work of a young Burne-Jones’ said ‘welcome to fairy land’.
And poor John Warehouse. This is the second time his work has been cancelled. ‘Hylas and the Nymphs’ was taken down from Manchester Art gallery because if it’s ‘objectification’ if women.

Poor John Waterhouse. He was late to pre Raphaelite movement. I think he took the best of the movement but also took it was influenced by other Victorian paintings.
‘Welcome to fairy land’.
What do we say now? ‘Welcome to fuck all’.
I look at the Lady of Shallot now. I have a print of it in the our bedroom. she has such a wistfully look. As though all beauty has passed away.

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Nominated by Miles Plastic.
With you on this one Miles, fucking philistines C.A.

This is a piece from the BBC website newspaper review this morning (10th May):

“The Daily Telegraph says a new apprenticeship scheme is being launched to allow school leavers to work as doctors without a traditional medical degree. They would get training straight after their A-Levels. The paper says the scheme will begin this autumn in a bid to tackle NHS staff shortages. The chief executive of NHS England describes it as a “radical new approach”.”

Can you imagine it?. In addition to having pharmacies over-prescribing antibiotics, instead of GPs, meaning they become less effective, and Lady Nugee will have to take three courses of the things to deal with the boil on her arse, now they want keen young amateurs to practice, straight out of school, to be amateur medics.

At one time playing doctors and nurses was something most kids got over as toddlers, now it seems little Jemima, who loves watching Casualty with mummy and daddy on Saturday nights in Islington, so wants to be a doctor that she will be given the opportunity for the laying on of hands before she has gained any sort of medical qualification. The mnd boggles! Is Sunak deliberately trying to make himself unemployed?

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Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

A nomination for rubbish ‘life hack/how to’ videos.

I used to see these on Facebook and still see them on Youtube.

You’ve probably seen them; they usually have a title or caption in pidgin English; New techniqe take Construcion industries by storm’, or Recipe saves you time. You will eat this every day!’ and it’s always the same 5 ingredients: mince/ground berf, onion, potato, cheese, bacon. Nothing green then, cunts?

For the construction ones its usually dangerous, or nothing a machine you could hire could achieve in a quarter of the time, saving you paying some time-wasting wallah over just the space of a week, or something for which tools have excited for centuries. a guy carrying a bucket on his head on a ladder.
Ever heard of a hod, son?

They’re the sort of video only ever shared by the most basic of cunts without any common sense or practical skills and who live in squalor.

‘This is cool *gurgle*’

No it’s dogshit, you thick cunt. McDonslds uses more variation than that pile of shit and the bloke doing that on a building site or his own home will end up burning the skin from his hands/hurting his neck/twisting ankle/ electricuted/with lung problems/poisoned/blind/braking his fingers.

The trouble is they wouldnt know this because they don’t have the capability to do anything beyond talking on the phone or tapping on a keyboard, the fucking slugs.

Life hack? Start by Licking that window clean, you cunt.

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Nominated by Cuntamus Prime link provided by Jeezum Priest.