
For those unfamiliar, this is a company that sells walking boots, rucksacks, outdoor clothing, tents and the like. The other half and I like to go on long walks and walking holidays, so have often bought items from them.
However, it seems they are now trying to attract a different sort of customer, judging by their latest advert. This features a drag queen, whose opening gambit is that they are an actual homosexual (this came as no surprise), and that they urge everyone to “come out” into the countryside.
The cunt who dreamed this up must be really hard of thinking – I’m not aware that anyone is discouraging gay people from visiting the countryside, also most people we encounter on walks dress like Benny from Crossroads, same as us. Eight inch heels simply would not work when walking across a bog in North Wales.
My guess is that they are hoping to sell a few rainbow coloured tents when the Pride season comes around again, the cynical cunts.
Nominated by Mary Hinge.



