The North Face


For those unfamiliar, this is a company that sells walking boots, rucksacks, outdoor clothing, tents and the like. The other half and I like to go on long walks and walking holidays, so have often bought items from them.

However, it seems they are now trying to attract a different sort of customer, judging by their latest advert. This features a drag queen, whose opening gambit is that they are an actual homosexual (this came as no surprise), and that they urge everyone to “come out” into the countryside.

The cunt who dreamed this up must be really hard of thinking – I’m not aware that anyone is discouraging gay people from visiting the countryside, also most people we encounter on walks dress like Benny from Crossroads, same as us. Eight inch heels simply would not work when walking across a bog in North Wales.

My guess is that they are hoping to sell a few rainbow coloured tents when the Pride season comes around again, the cynical cunts.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

75 thoughts on “The North Face

  1. Probably the most stunning woman I’ve ever seen. It’s the moustache that does it for me.

    Evening all.

    • Heads or tails? Pattie Gonia or Sam Brinton?

      I guess it depends on your preferred perversion.

      • I guess this North Face’s Budweiser moment

        Overpriced tat anyway.

        Barbour hacking jacket, with a padded should the shotgun recoil. Top quality.

      • Bud Lite…Target…North Face…Cracker Barrel…even the Los Angeles Dodgers…the list keeps growing and growing.

      • Designer suitcase to court case.

        Bidens got some right odd cunts along for the ride. Obviously mentally ill but that illness ticks woke boxes and who better to be your advisor in all things nuclear.

  2. I’ve said it before, but it’s worth repeating.
    We’re rapidly heading towards a time when school leavers will have to do two years gay or black or, god help them, both.
    And any right thinking person resisting this cuntitude will be lobotomised to get this fucking evil point across.
    Cunts..

    • A bit like National Service you mean?
      Brings a whole (hole?) new meaning to ‘Get Some In’ !

      • Can’t do national service anymore. You have to go through woke capita. You can’t just sign up for you country willingly you have to pass the woke test. Even though none of the fuckers work in the military, it’s great isn’t it.

  3. It all just comes across to me as an exercise in brainwashing.

    The propaganda is absolutely relentless.

    Birthrates are declining in a hell of a lot of countries around the world and in the Western world in particular.

    Call me an old fashioned bigot but surely by promoting homosexuality so egregiously and aggressively, it certainly isn’t going to be helping to increase healthy replacement population rates.

    So why do they promote this shit?

    It’s of next to zero benefit to society as a whole.

    Most homosexual people probably want nothing to do with this rainbow stuff.

    • Indeed it’s an attempt at brainwashing atop a mountain of brainwashing.

      Perhaps the you get are susceptible but we are not.

      They are cunts for the oven.

      Double scotch.

    • “…So why do they promote this shit?…”

      To answer that merely ask the actual question – who are “THEY”?

      “…It’s of next to zero benefit to society as a whole…”

      It’s not supposed to be of benefit to THIS society, it’s being done for the benefit of another one.
      Look folks, it’s very simple; when you have not the numbers to defeat an enemy militarily you resort to bringing it down psychologically, spiritually, mentally, financially. This is what is happening here.

    • Generation Z are truly fucked. A marginally smaller generation than the millennials, but many ckaim to be LGBT etc. How many truly are is another question, as many of the miĺlennials who claimed to be gay or bi at college werent, and only doing do for attention, which in my eyes makes them true f@ggots.

      Still, With the synthetic estrogens now embedded in the environment and increasing desire to be a quare, msny predict the amount of children produced by Zoomers will be alarming.

  4. Oh for fucks sake. A gay person doesn’t need to be obviously gay to enjoy hiking. I’m sure there must even be sone drag queens that don appropriate clothing for a hike. The average pastime is oblivious to sexual preferences.

    They could have had a perfectly normal looking dude dressed in their apparel telling the world homosexuals go hiking like heterosexuals.

    Instead they make it all all about being a total queen dressed in fuck knows what but definitely not suitably attired for hiking anywhere. Why do the alphabet gang get a whole month of being proud but those who died in wars get a day of remembrance? Swap this around and let’s spend a month each year learning about those who sacrificed so much so cunts like this can flounce around making many normal folk uncomfortable.

    Send this mincing twat up a mountain in his ridiculous outfit and give mountain rescue the day off.

    • I liked North Face stuff, had a rucksack that’s hung together for over 20 years. But right now, they can go and get fucked. Cunts.

  5. I’m all for people expressing themselves, and if they want to dress like they belong in the circus then fair play to them.
    I don’t agree with the woke agenda that is being forced upon everyone, especially through the medium of adverts; Why do advertising agencies feel need to place one of every minority in there adverts, it makes me fucking sick.
    What does a trans person dressed like a fucking clown have to do with outdoor pursuits or hiking and climbing apparel?.

  6. Fuck all these firms that are kow towing to their investors. I just feel sorry for the working people who’s income depends on these cunts. The bud light agents that are on commission are suffering. I hope they are OK but at the same time fuck bud light and fuck anheuser busch DACKA-DACKA- DACKA-DACKA-DACKA

    • @HTB. It’s an appropriately dressed gay, Harry.

      They should all be dressed like this by law.

      And they should be banned from wearing camouflage clothing. For obvious reasons.

      Why, I could step out one evening, to admire my prize Viburnums and a troupe of undercover gays could burst out of the foliage. Shrieking with lust and with monstrous intent.

      Good Gad. It makes the blood run cold.

      Brandy required.

      ” Keep Men safe. Keep Gays gaudy ”

      As you were.

  7. PRIDE month for fucks sake, it should be hang your head in shame month. Who’d be proud of putting your todger up another chaps sewage pipe.
    They’d be better off examining their gene pool to find out what made them pervy.

  8. Seriously?? North Face was always worn by roughie toughie outdoor types like me self, but I’ll be fucked if I’m going to encourage dirty fucking homo’s and wannabes to start climbing mountains and stuff. I think a brand change is well in order for me. Dirty cunts!

  9. This cunting reminds me of a Monty Python sketch from 1972. When those phag hairdressers set up shop on the Eiger.

  10. Just realised, those bottom of the knee trouser parts were first adapted by the early flashing dirty raincoat brigade, to make you think they were fully clothed.

    Another Monty Python sketch was about such a person, having women screaming every time he opened his coat. The punchline was, he only had a card round his neck with the word boo!

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