I want to cunt the mainstream media (9)

 
story broke earlier of an ‘household name’ BBC presenter that has allegedly paid 35k to a person (as the ‘victims’ gender was not made clear) for a series of mucky pics. said victim spanked ‘their’ winnings on crack (it is alleged)

BBC has form in this field. Jimmy Saville Row is the best example, but there have been others. Cuntonbury changed the name of the Jonathan Peel stage recently in a quiet way in light of what was a revelation to the Elvisses but what came as no surprise to anybody that had heard said cunt boasting about his pubescent conquests. all that fact aside…..

EVERY male that presents for the BBC currently is under suspicion for this shit because the MSM and BBC won’t say who it is.

don’t get me wrong, Vine is shit to me and Linneker is the king of cunts BUT these people have had to speak out because of shit they’ve got for doing fuck all (we assume at this point).

they are both undoubtedly cunts of the highest order but every man in the BBC is now a suspect. nah, this shit isn’t right. huge potential for unintended consequences cunters. there are absolute fucktards out there that act on the slightest sniff of stuff like this.

the way this story has been covered is potentially endangering lives and I’m not cool with that. I know we generally all hate the BBC but this is the wrong way to break a story.

as an aside, this is obviously a smokescreen story to shield the real news but every male front of house employee has come under scrutiny. nah, I’m not down with that. they may all be cunts, but they are innocent until proven otherwise.

Bbc news

Nominated by Cunter S Thompson link provided by Jeezum Priest.

ITV News at 10 and Mika Minio Paluello

 
As part of its further descent into the pit of wokery, ITV decided to interview a trans ‘woman’ to talk about the cost of living.

Too much to expect that they would just interview a normal mother, they had to choose this character, who, it turns out is not just a transgender activist, but also a hard left activist and a TUC ‘policy officer for climate and industry’, er yeah me neither.

Obviously carefully chosen in advance, to put forward an agenda.
I expect the Beeb are green with envy that they didn’t get ‘her’ first.

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Macron (12)

 
Here’s that cunt over in France who “runs” the country, at an Elton John concert while the riots were kicking off and he knew it, but partied on…

twatter

This speaks for itself. This mega-cunt speaks for himself by now as all these “leader” cunts do now. Just a total and utter globalist goblin. And he also blamed the rioting on, “bad parenting”. No, no, no. It’s not that, mon ami, try again,fuckface.

I hope there’s a military coup in France this year

Nominated by Pull My Finger.

Men’s ‘Daisy Dudes’ Hot Pants

 

A ‘hello honky tonk’ cunting for Chinese ‘fast fashion’ giant Shein, which is retailing denim hot pants for men.

A superb casual look for the summer I’m sure you’ll agree, and sure to be particularly popular with those light on their feet during Pride Month.

Just between us, I’m thinking of buying a pair, purely for wearing privately around the house, you’ll understand. The sight of my tight backside in those will almost certainly drive the wife into a frenzy.

Does anybody know where I can pick up a t-shirt like the one the guy in the photos is wearing? I think I’ll need it to maximise the effect. She won’t know what’s hit her.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Hollywood going on strike

 
is a cunt.

Oh no!!
Time to panic!
Hollywood is going on strike!!

Thousands of film and TV actors are to go on strike with industrial action being called by luvvie union Sag Aftra.

Premieres and award shows will be effected,
With token black actors and topical trans actors failing to get their egos massaged.

CGI superhero nonsense will grind to a halt that we wouldn’t of watched anyway.
Hard times.

People already are struggling with the price of cocaine and rent boys,
And plastic surgery will be effected.

Rumours are the Scientologists are preparing emergency advocado face masks to the poor of Beverly hills.

Guardian

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

More on this item below firstly from Norman and then the Duke of Cuntshire.

Anyone see those Hollywood cunt trumpets playing at unions and going on strike?
Walking out of that film premiere the other day. I am sure that the cost of living crisis is really putting the bite on them, isn’t it? I bet Cillian Cunty, Emily Cunt and those other luvvie bellends don’t even look at their bills and food costs, what a bunch of bastards. If these pampered pisspot poodles were at Orgreave or Wapping, their arses would have fallen out after copiously shitting themselves.

And as for Hollyweird ‘actors’ being replaced by robots, what would be the fucking difference? Most of the fuckers can’t act and do woke shit anyway.

‘We’ve left the premiere early to write our picket signs’.

Do fuck off.

Hollywood going on strike.
I thought this was some sort of joke when I first heard it, but it seems to be fact.

Hollywood going on strike.
I thought this was some sort of joke when I first heard it, but it seems to be fact.

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