*Cue ‘Jaws’ soundtrack* dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum

Yes just when you thought it was safe to go back onto Youtube, up pops Meghan ‘Duchess of Deceit’ Markle’s first ever podcast interview with some slightly odd
and creepy American woman by the name of Jamie Kern Lima. And yes, it really is every inch the smarmy West Coast cringefest you’d expect it to be.

Little Miss Sparkle is, of course, every bit the self-obsessed fake we’ve come to expect, spewing out her usual word salad in that insufferably oily voice; ‘I know that I’m a great friend, I know the kind of mom I am, I know how I show up, and I love being able to be that person burble blah’. Lima chips in with vacuous comments like ‘I’m getting emotional right now’ (aren’t we all dear).

Or how about ‘it’s not about the grandeur of a gesture. It’s about I see you. I’m nurturing you and I see you so deeply and I love being able to see your growth’ from Meagain. ‘I have full body chills right now’ twitters Lima.

Oh there’s more of this airheaded, self absorbed nonsense; MUCH more, but I’ll leave you to seek it out for yourself if you’re interested and think you can stand it. Meantime, here’s a teaser to put you in the mood. I warn you however that your most likely reaction is a headlong rush to get your head over the loo before you barf. It’s the expected reaction to the sight of watching two of the phoniest, least likeable, least self- aware and most up themselves people imaginable vying to be the biggest cunt in the room.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Is a fucking Cunt.

This Byzantine legal case,wholly involving Africans up to nowt good,must have cost millions in “legal aid”and adds up to another excellent advertisement for Lawfare Britain..

Justice is served,all bills are paid,all rules followed and court proceedings dutifully updated..

All at vast expense whilst these lying Nigerian cunts play house and game the system..for the trillionth time.

Rules Based Britain is a Floundering Cunt.

Vote Oven.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

are cunts.

Just seen an article on The BBC, albeit that is a Cunt of an organisation. Headline – ‘Vets say they are under pressure to bring in more money per pet’

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Fuck me backwards with a half inflated balloon. We have had our dog in the vets recently, and they take great delight in just trying something else, obviously at a cost, a cost that includes, playing on owners emotions cunt tax.

They start with a quote……………if you ever have similar, instantly add £2k onto that cunt. Then they come calling saying, oh that treatment advised by our team of specialist cunts didn’t actually do fuck all. But luckily we have another team of specialist cunts who think this might work.

I appreciate vets do a sterling job with animals, but fuck my financially bankrupt hat, the cunts know already how to charge for it.

Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt.

Pum pum/poom poom is a cunt on the basis of less than desireable large black ladies knowing it.

“Pussy onna pedestal”

To be fair, I for one would have no qualms in providing said pum pum with a robust filling but for said “pum pum” to be gyrating in ones face in a lyrically challenged “music” video I’m less sure.

Some things are best done but unspoken.

Not entirely sure of my point of this nom other than identifying the lack of recent noms and the growing abundance of poom poom.

Eat it, use it, abuse it, ditch it while yer can before the pum poom comes religiously unobtainable, just mind double bag yourself.

Musically, seperate cunting needed and cunters needed.

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Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

It’s the national scandal that Sir ‘TwoTier Keir’ and his merry band would give anything to go away and wither on the vine. Yes, keep hoping, you cunts.

It’s now public knowledge that so-called ‘grooming gangs’ (mostly men of Pakistani origin) have been systematically abusing young white girls, some as young as eleven, for donkey’s years. Calls have been growing ever louder for a full scale public inquiry to establish the true scale of the problem, with the number of victims potentially running into thousands, even tens of thousands. Such an inquiry would also establish the extent of complicity of councillors, police, social workers and the CPS in allowing such activity to continue, and even attempting to cover it up.

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I don’t actually think that it takes much imagination to figure out why there have been so many attempts to brush this whole issue under the carpet. Nobody wanted to be accused of racism or Islamophobia. But this doesn’t wash anymore. Now our spineless government has just ‘whipped’ its MPs to vote against an inquiry, claiming amongst other things that we’ve just had one (the Jay Report, which was of course NOT a specific investigation into the rape gangs outrage). To make matters even worse, our weasel of a PM has also tried to dodge the issue by saying that it would give succour to ‘the far right’ (yes, them again), a line picked up by Wes Streeting MP. My response to this is ‘bollocks’. Labour wants this buried for simple political expediency; the government has shat its nappy at the thought of alienating the Muslim vote.

It makes you want to vomit. But at least there are encouraging signs that the dam will continue to burst around the government, with the Labour MPs for Rotherham and Rochdale now calling for an inquiry;

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Keir Starmer and his government should hang their heads in shame, but I suspect that they wouldn’t know shame if a shipload of it fell through the roof of the House of Commons. I call them out as cynical, amoral cunts who place top priority on their responsibility to themselves and their own positions, and who spit in the eyes of the electorate

Nominated by Ron Knee.