This morning it was touching and go.
Once in the cubicle after wiping the loose toilet seat and letting free my giant turf l had the pleasure of cleaning my poop chute with what was more or less your finest sandpaper.
At the end my piles had lost a layer or two of skin and it had flattened all spots on my bottom..
From now on I’ll bring my own shit paper.
Nominated by Mince pie guy