This chap is a footballerist. A very woke one. In fact, he makes Gareth Southgate look like Bernard Manning.
Who the fuck is he? Well, he’s officially an Arsenal player and is on loan to Spanish side, Real Betis. That move looks like becoming permanent soon.
He’s a bit shite basically.
It wasn’t always that way though. He’s 27 now and has been getting gradually worse over the last 4 seasons or so. He was very promising at one point, even breaking into the Spanish national team.
What went wrong? He suddenly seemed weak, slow and got injured for long periods very easily. Coincidentally, this started happening when he went vegan.
Pure coincidence.
He’s also bought a large amount of shares in Forest Green Rovers in League Two. Why this club?
Reuters News Link
Yup. They’re woke. Their owner recently funded those cunts who zip tied themselves to goalposts. He thought it was amusing, by all accounts. The team is also the first ever ‘all vegan’ team and the club itself is the ‘first carbon neutral football club’. To be fair to them, they are top of their table in League two at the time of writing, but they do have substantial investment compared to a lot of the other teams.
Liverpool Echo News Link
Do they check the players turds for signs of meat too…or even cheese? How does one check for ‘veganness’? All vegan you say. Hmmm. Having seen what it did to Bellerin, I’m not convinced.
But anyway. Bellerin also told his Twitter followers not to vote for Boris, with a ‘fuck Boris’ hashtag. He wanted everyone to vote Labour. He did actually get in a bit of trouble over that at the time (the club didn’t want him using his club profile to get political and influence voters).
Now though, it seems this would probably be encouraged. He must be gutted he’s not wanted anymore.
His latest one is that we’re all racists for focusing on Russia’s invasion of the Ukraine. Might just be something to do with it being on our doorstep and the threat of a nuclear holocaust, you daft twat.
And yes, we care more because war in Europe is a fairly rare thing nowadays. The peacefuls will always be at war, with themselves, mostly.
Fuck all we can do about it, they’ll never stop, so I don’t give a fuck anymore, like many others. Their men run away and leave their women and children to face hell. The Ukrainian’s do the opposite.
Jeez, I wonder why people have more empathy with them?
Must be Nazis, eh?
Anyway, this fucker is the type who commie rag, ‘The Morning Star’ fawn over.
A monumental bellend.
Metro News Link
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
