E-On fucking Next

On March 11th I paid them just shy of £300.

Today they inform me that I owe them a further 135 notes to be paid within 7 days.

Next month (they cheerfully inform me) I can expect an even bigger kick in the bollocks courtesy of the escalating cost of fuel procurement.

Me and Mrs Gripper live in a 3 bed semi with no other dependents.

Unused bedrooms are isolated from the heating circuit and doors left closed.

We think we’re pretty frugal in our electricity and gas usage and still we get lumbered with costs like this.

How the fuck the average family with all radiators on, cookers, washers dryers, all rooms lit, multiple tvs, stereos, computers, games consoles etc are going to cope with this doesn’t bear thinking about.

My heart goes out to them.

E-On are assuring customers that they are working hard to source their supplies at the lowest cost possible.

MSN News Link
(Link provided by Part Time Admin – PTA)

I don’t believe them, they’re not going to let peoples poverty get in the way of an opportunity like this to maximise profits.

And the catchphrase these thieving swine bags use in their correspondence?

Here’s to a brighter future, together.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Gristlegripper

I’ve just finished watching an admittedly entertaining documentary on the infamous ‘Tindler Swindler’.

Long story short, the doc tries its very best to make you feel sorry for the conman’s victims, but I just couldn’t bring myself to have that much pity.

Because they were gullible? No. Some cons, including this one, are very sophisticated and not impossible to fall for.

No, the reason I found it difficult to be sympathetic, is that the victims all thought the guy was a young billionaire heir to a huge diamond mining company.

I won’t bore you with how he did it (watch it), but his first date would involve a trip on a private jet with his ‘business partners’, ‘family members’ and a ‘bodyguard’. Fast cars. Trips to the very best hotels (£5,000 a night, for example). Ferraris. Bentleys. He’d blow 20 grand in one night in exclusive nightclubs.

Yup. These women, in my opinion, were gold diggers who only dated the cunt because they thought he was fucking loaded.

One of the ladies lost 250k by taking out more and more credit, faking her income to get access to huge amounts of cash to give the cunt once his cons started (best way to describe what he was doing was a Ponzi con).

Yes, he is a bigger cunt than the very tidy young ladies he ripped off, but they clearly only wanted in with this ugly shortarsed four be two because they thought they were snaring the next Jeff fucking Bezos.

Fuck off and boo boo.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/02/i-was-in-love-with-the-tinder-swindler/
(Link provided by Part Time Admin – PTA in place of original link that was no longer working)

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

This chap is a footballerist. A very woke one. In fact, he makes Gareth Southgate look like Bernard Manning.

Who the fuck is he? Well, he’s officially an Arsenal player and is on loan to Spanish side, Real Betis. That move looks like becoming permanent soon.

He’s a bit shite basically.

It wasn’t always that way though. He’s 27 now and has been getting gradually worse over the last 4 seasons or so. He was very promising at one point, even breaking into the Spanish national team.

What went wrong? He suddenly seemed weak, slow and got injured for long periods very easily. Coincidentally, this started happening when he went vegan.

Pure coincidence.

He’s also bought a large amount of shares in Forest Green Rovers in League Two. Why this club?

Reuters News Link

Yup. They’re woke. Their owner recently funded those cunts who zip tied themselves to goalposts. He thought it was amusing, by all accounts. The team is also the first ever ‘all vegan’ team and the club itself is the ‘first carbon neutral football club’. To be fair to them, they are top of their table in League two at the time of writing, but they do have substantial investment compared to a lot of the other teams.

Liverpool Echo News Link

Do they check the players turds for signs of meat too…or even cheese? How does one check for ‘veganness’? All vegan you say. Hmmm. Having seen what it did to Bellerin, I’m not convinced.

But anyway. Bellerin also told his Twitter followers not to vote for Boris, with a ‘fuck Boris’ hashtag. He wanted everyone to vote Labour. He did actually get in a bit of trouble over that at the time (the club didn’t want him using his club profile to get political and influence voters).

Now though, it seems this would probably be encouraged. He must be gutted he’s not wanted anymore.

His latest one is that we’re all racists for focusing on Russia’s invasion of the Ukraine. Might just be something to do with it being on our doorstep and the threat of a nuclear holocaust, you daft twat.

And yes, we care more because war in Europe is a fairly rare thing nowadays. The peacefuls will always be at war, with themselves, mostly.

Fuck all we can do about it, they’ll never stop, so I don’t give a fuck anymore, like many others. Their men run away and leave their women and children to face hell. The Ukrainian’s do the opposite.

Jeez, I wonder why people have more empathy with them?

Must be Nazis, eh?

Anyway, this fucker is the type who commie rag, ‘The Morning Star’ fawn over.

A monumental bellend.

Metro News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

My fellow cunters.
For your cuntsideration:

“The Nanny state banning Easter Egg displays”

The Guardian News Link

Now of course, this is “all” about removing impulse purchases of unhealthy food and nothing at all to do with the symbolic representation of the singularly most important event in the Christian calendar, causing offence to our minority populace ?

As a youngster, Easter eggs were proudly displayed in huge quantities-and obesity was rare.

The removal of our traditions continues apace.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General