Well they just keep flooding in don’t they? Those pesky illegal (sorry, ‘irregular’ migrants. Literally by the boat load. The latest word is that they’re even being aided and abetted by Mad Bad Vlad, in an effort to destabilise the country;

The Sun Link

I don’t know about the rest of you, but it’s long been a source of extreme puzzlement to me as to why all these undesireables are SO anxious to get here, so I decided to do a bit of research. Imagine my utter amazement when I learned of all the things we hand out to these grifters (at the taxpayers’ expense naturally). Why, they get accommodation, money, free health and dental care, prescriptions and such. Kids get sent to school. You can get specs. Pregnant women can get a £300 maternity allowance…

How did I find all this out? Well, there’s a bloody government website that actually advertises the fact;

UK Government Link

I’m surprised that they don’t take out full page ads in the papers (in fifty different languages, naturally) while they’re at it, or post up on soshull meeja. Come on over fast as you can. We’ll pay you to come. We’ll pick you up in the Channel and ferry you in, it’s great. We might throw in a mobile phone, a travel pass, even trips out, a free telly licence, driving lessons… To improve your prospects even more, you can easily get some tax and national insurance free folding money by peddling about delivering fast food on the fly, or try a bit of money laundering or drug dealing. You can explore the endless possibilities of going on the rob or committing sexual offences. It’s a land of opportunity. Come one, come all; you can even bring your dog, and we’ll board it for you, no worries;

YouTube Link

And don’t worry your heads about getting sent back. The immigration industry will throw any and every spanner into the works on your behalf. Just tell the tribunal that you’re only thirteen, or that you’ll be punished back home for wanting to wear a dress and call yourself Freda, or that the chicken nuggets are shite back in the old country. It’ll work a fucking treat. Your mates still in France will be able to get here as well, no sweat. Old Sir ‘TwoTierFreeGearNeverHere’ Keir did promise to ‘smash the gangs’, but he couldn’t mash a fucking potato, the lying, hypocritical cunt.

So welcome to good old Blighty. Come and help us turn the country into the very shithole you claim to be escaping from. We’re happy to help.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

If someone kills a person then I am all for locking him up and throwing away the key.

Peter Sullivan has spent 39 years in prison after being found guilty of sexually assaulting a young barmaid and then killing her.

Fair enough, except that he didn’t do it.

DNA evidence which wasn’t avaliable at the time of his conviction has proved that he could not have done it.

Here’s the problem.
How many rapists and murderers did Peter Sullivan see come into prison, serve their entire sentence and then get released?

39 fucking years for his crime when other people who were actually guilty of similar offences have been given far less.

How many decades has DNA evidence been available which could have got him released?

I know that there have been advances in the way that DNA can be examined but while this innocent man has spent most of his life locked up, the legal appeal system have been dragging their feet.

39 years.
He now says that he doesn’t feel bitter about it.
A classic case of Stockholm Syndrome.

This poor man is now in his late 60’s and has lost his life.
He will never be able to rehabilitate into normal society.

Being out of prison and without the regular routine he will not be able to cope.
Simple things like having some money in his pocket and carrying a set of keys are totally alien to him.
Even being able to wear a belt will be something that will confuse him.

Whatever compensation that he will be paid is irrelevant.
He will not know how to spend it anyway.

Justice only works if it is applied to everyone equally.

CNN Link

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Bingo Allison. A bloke in a dress.

It’s the wife and three kids I feel sorry for.

Bingo Allison, Church of England priest has decided to try and fool himself into thinking he is a she.

Going by the photos in the article, he couldn’t fool anyone with a Labrador and a white stick.

We really need to stop celebrating mental illness as all of this is going to end very badly and not with the acceptance of sexual deviancy that the LG HDTV squad think they are going to get.

I also with the press would stop pandering to this they / them bollocks. It makes the articles utterly confusing to read and makes celebrities out of people who should be sectioned.

news article here:

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Odin

Peter Kay and no it’s not it’s not for his o2 shambles.

Peter Kay man of the people I will sell my tickets for 35 quid same as 2010 tour.

A couple of things firstly 35 in 2010 was overpriced when other comedians were 20 , and a bare minimum were sold at 35 quid rest were vastly more.

Stop pretending you are a man of people you are a cunt and garlic bread still isn’t funny.

Nominated by: John McCunty

Supportive link provided by Part Time Admin:

BBC News Link

National Odd Socks Day. My employer informed us yesterday that Monday 14th November is Odd Socks Day. This means that if you happen to be anti-bullying ( I used to be, but there are some grey areas these days) you can demonstrate this by wearing odd socks on Monday. The employer and indeed the BBC helpfully pointed out that odd socks are socks that do not match. Thank God for that or I might have made a total mess of it. Anyway, I have a vision of some soft cunt proudly wearing his odd socks on Monday, only to be ridiculed by others, and then having a breakdown. What a time to be alive…

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Mary Hinge