BBC News – Harper Denton death: Father Kevin Eves jailed for baby’s murder

Crying my eyeballs out as I write this.

What a smug looking cunt. Lets wait and see what happens to the cunt once IT is under lock and key. Fucking hard man beating an 8 week old to death. “His desperate attempts to revive her”
Did the stupid cow of a mother really not know what was going on?

What a strange world we live in and before some cunt says that I am griefjacking think long and hard about the awful low life standards that appear to be acceptable in our modern world.
So glad that I am heading towards the twilight.

Nominated by Billy Cunter

6th Nov.2019, 03.40.
Ah bliss. I’m snuggled up next to the wife, in la la land. The phone rings.
Oh shit. Who phones at this time if it isn’t something you don’t want to hear?

‘Help, Dad!’ says my daughter. ‘I’ve got two children doing projectile vomiting here!’.
Our daughter’s on her own, our son-in-law being away at a conference. We get out of the house and down to my daughter’s as fast as we can, to find that our dear granddaughters are indeed indulging in some Olympic standard puking. ‘It’s that bastard Norovirus’ says our daughter. ‘It’s going around the school like wildfire’.

So we spend the next several hours doing our best to help our dear grandchildren through the worst, hoping like fuck that we don’t get it ourselves. To add insult to injury, it’s the little un’s fifth birthday, which she’s spent either boaking into a bowl or lying in an exhausted sleep on the settee. The notion that the wee soul might enjoy her day has obviously spoiled some Vast Eternal Plan.

Thankfully by the time we left, the kids were feeling better, happy with the promise of a bonus day off school tomorrow. The wife and I are going to grab a bite and get some much needed kip, fingers crossed that we can give this bug the swerve, because it’s a very nasty little cunt indeed.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Ian ‘Mighty Mouth’ Blackford…

Oh dear, oh dear. I see that the SNP’s Westminster leader has opened his cavernous cakehole and let his enormous belly rumble yet again. The gigantosaurus gobshite has accused a broadcaster of ‘silencing the case for remaining in the EU’ after the SNP lost a High Court judgement concerning participation in a televised debate between BoJo and ‘Catweazle’ Corbyn.

In spite of the fact that every other party leader is also excluded, the whinging whale just couldn’t wait to play the SNP’s grumble, grudge and grievance card. ‘The result of the decision is to discriminate against Scottish voters, and to effectively treat them as second class citizens’, griped the whining windbag, as he played his broken record yet again.

As if being Chairman of the Lard Council of Great Britain wasn’t a big enough weight to labour under, the fat fuck has now inherited the mantle of his erstwhile leader, Alex ‘Oldest Swinger in Town’ Salmond. Yes, Bigbelly Blackford is now officially the most boring, pompous fart in Britain.

You’ve almost got to feel sorry for someone who’s such a monumental cunt.

Nominated by Ron Knee

A cunting for the few, for this Scottish wanker who has given himself a slipped disk trying to bend over backwards and face both sides at once in the Brexit bollocks.

When Steptoe was happy (ish) with the Brexit referendum and wouldn’t contest the result, our Barry was right there beside him. No question of a second referendum. Likewise when Steptoe changed his mind about another referendum, Barry wanted one too. Just like the little poodle he is, he will always obey his masters voice.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7732953/Sweeping-68-seat-majority-forecast-Boris-Johnsons-Tories.html

Today the half-witted shitstain has excelled himself. He says he hopes Conservative voters will be lulled into a false sense of security with the high poll ratings and not bother to vote, so that his shower of shit can get into power by default.

How this turd managed to become an MP in the first place is astonishing, and it makes you realise how politics managed to end up in the shitter, that such a stupid cunt can stay there.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

I want to officially cunt Ken Loach and Danny Boyle. The two look interchangeable as arsehole-faced ‘socialists’ who churn out guff for the deluded left to lap up with gleeful gluttony. I had the misfortune of being somewhere this week where some Public Sector twat was telling one of his colleagues what a ‘brilliant’ film I, Daniel Blake was. No. I, Daniel Blake is the worst British film ever made. An absolute pile of propagandistic shite to make its mentally ill Left viewers believe that the Benefits system actually leaves people homeless and hungry. IT DOES NOT. If you follow the rules correctly, you’re covered. If you DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES, you get fucked just as much as your lazy arse deserves for what you didn’t do or what you didn’t submit.

And as for Boyle, and the whole Olympic, “ooh look, we’ve always had black nurses in the NHS” ceremony bollocks, I hope he ends his days on top of a red-hot poker in Hell.

PPS – and they can take fucking Mark Tosswanker Rylance with them.

Nominated by WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm