If farting in a public toilet doesn’t make the grade for ISAC, then farting in public should be considered.

At a previous workplace, some dirty fucker had the habit of letting one go then doing a disappearing act. His anal utterances were of the ‘silent but violent’ variety, they didn’t just hum, they sang soprano. He would then come back into the office after about five minutes, thinking that no one knew it was him – dirty cunt.

On another occasion, I was in an airport departure lounge, when some bloke walked past at speed and emitted a thunderous BRRRAAAAP!!!! Imagine my horror when I saw that same cunt boarding my plane.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Gina Miller….

Yes, a-fucking-gain – admin

A banjo and banana cunting please, for that rubber-lipped champion of democracy – the flat-chested cunt, Miller, who seems to have progressed from meddling tart to totally bonkers whore with delusions of grandeur. She now believes, apparently, that Boris’s manifesto is “aimed” at her:

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/boris-johnson-general-election-brexit-courts-legal-gina-miller-a9218256.html

Get over yourself, you shit stained scrubber.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

BBC News – Harper Denton death: Father Kevin Eves jailed for baby’s murder

Crying my eyeballs out as I write this.

What a smug looking cunt. Lets wait and see what happens to the cunt once IT is under lock and key. Fucking hard man beating an 8 week old to death. “His desperate attempts to revive her”
Did the stupid cow of a mother really not know what was going on?

What a strange world we live in and before some cunt says that I am griefjacking think long and hard about the awful low life standards that appear to be acceptable in our modern world.
So glad that I am heading towards the twilight.

Nominated by Billy Cunter

6th Nov.2019, 03.40.
Ah bliss. I’m snuggled up next to the wife, in la la land. The phone rings.
Oh shit. Who phones at this time if it isn’t something you don’t want to hear?

‘Help, Dad!’ says my daughter. ‘I’ve got two children doing projectile vomiting here!’.
Our daughter’s on her own, our son-in-law being away at a conference. We get out of the house and down to my daughter’s as fast as we can, to find that our dear granddaughters are indeed indulging in some Olympic standard puking. ‘It’s that bastard Norovirus’ says our daughter. ‘It’s going around the school like wildfire’.

So we spend the next several hours doing our best to help our dear grandchildren through the worst, hoping like fuck that we don’t get it ourselves. To add insult to injury, it’s the little un’s fifth birthday, which she’s spent either boaking into a bowl or lying in an exhausted sleep on the settee. The notion that the wee soul might enjoy her day has obviously spoiled some Vast Eternal Plan.

Thankfully by the time we left, the kids were feeling better, happy with the promise of a bonus day off school tomorrow. The wife and I are going to grab a bite and get some much needed kip, fingers crossed that we can give this bug the swerve, because it’s a very nasty little cunt indeed.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Ian ‘Mighty Mouth’ Blackford…

Oh dear, oh dear. I see that the SNP’s Westminster leader has opened his cavernous cakehole and let his enormous belly rumble yet again. The gigantosaurus gobshite has accused a broadcaster of ‘silencing the case for remaining in the EU’ after the SNP lost a High Court judgement concerning participation in a televised debate between BoJo and ‘Catweazle’ Corbyn.

In spite of the fact that every other party leader is also excluded, the whinging whale just couldn’t wait to play the SNP’s grumble, grudge and grievance card. ‘The result of the decision is to discriminate against Scottish voters, and to effectively treat them as second class citizens’, griped the whining windbag, as he played his broken record yet again.

As if being Chairman of the Lard Council of Great Britain wasn’t a big enough weight to labour under, the fat fuck has now inherited the mantle of his erstwhile leader, Alex ‘Oldest Swinger in Town’ Salmond. Yes, Bigbelly Blackford is now officially the most boring, pompous fart in Britain.

You’ve almost got to feel sorry for someone who’s such a monumental cunt.

Nominated by Ron Knee