The fucking Oscars..What a load of cunt.

Now, this is always a cuntfest of epic magnitude, but this year the cunt levels went into the stratosphere. The list of virtue-signalling and “look at me” bellends included the following:

Natalie Portman – Virtue-signalling, hypocritical ‘Me Too’, but also Polanski loving cunt.

Spike Lee – Utter cunt in his Sesame Street outfit.

Billie Eilish – Ridiculous “Look at me, I’m weird!”, manufactured talentless cunt.

James Corden and Rebel Wilson – Two fat, unfunny cunts dressed as cats (fucking sad cunts).

Sandy Powell – Virtue-signalling, Beaker from “The Muppets” look-alike cunt.

Fat Reg – Say no more.

Billy Porter – Utter dignity-free, “Look at me!” cunt.

Cunts!

Nominated by Norman

Liberal Hand-wringing at the Oscars….

Apparently, more women/BAME etc. people need to be nominated for awards, for some reason. Now for years we’ve been told, in the most strident terms possible, that women, etc. have to work twice as hard and be twice as good as white men to even be noticed. Now the message is “you’ll get an award because of your colour, or gender, or whatever”. Now obviously my white male privilege is massive. I live in a fucking castle as does every other white man, but isn’t this just tokenistic, patronising, positive discrimination bullshit? Added to which, nobody normal gives a fuck. Off the top of your head, who won Best Actor or Actress last year? Best Film?

Give everyone an award and then get back to fingering and wanking each other off.

Nominated by Guardian Hater

A right royal cunting please, for this elder son of Diana who spent part of last evening at the BAFTAs ceremony decrying the lack of “Diversity” among the winners, as no Dark Keys won an award (this time).

“We have to do more” he wittered on sounding like Anthony Blair in ultra pleading voice. I was waiting for the “it’s not fair” moment, but either it didn’t come, or I dozed off before it came.

Willie really IS a white privileged male, and I am sorry that he found it necessary to climb aboard the duckies bandwagon. Perhaps he is thinking of a career on the stage? – he and his lovely wife to become the new Sir Donald Wolfit and Rosalind Iden – the actor-managers touring and treading the boards throughout the country during wartime, with special free matinees on Monday afternoons in Bradford for the Parking Stanleys.

In the meantime, might I respectfully suggest he shuts the fuck up.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Prince William on diversity at the BAFTAs…. Brilliant!

More awards for actors because they are ethnically or gender-identifying (sic) diverse rather than because they’ve turned in a good performance. Cunt. Best bet would be to stop the fucking awards altogether.

They get paid outrageous sums to do a job. Fuck off. Do the job. Get paid. Move on to the next job. Awards? Bollocks. Cunts.

Nominated by Brian Stoa

Well, that didn’t take long, did it?

One day out and already the EU have reneged on the deal to allow us to trade with a Canadian style agreement, without trying to impose further terms and conditions upon us. I’m not really too surprised as the spiteful foreign cunts have probably been orchestrating this sort of back-stabbing treachery for years. It only remains to be seen how else they intend to try and fuck us over.

The best way forward from here is to withhold any further payment whether we agreed to it or not. Two can play that game.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

Well, the EU cunts are still at it with their pathetic bitterness and sulky strops now that we have had the audacity to actually leave their club. That Polski little rat Donald Tusk said that, “An independent Scotland would be enthusiastically welcomed into the EU”, or words to that effect.

Yet another very contrived comment pulled out of his very large and deep bag of obvious, snidey insults directed at the UK (to add to the many he has let rip over the past few years) What a slimy little ballsack of the first order that man is.

And Ursula von der Leyen (or Eva Braun as I like to call the Kraut cunt) was also having a dig too: “The UK’s access to the single market will be weakened if it does not continue to sign up to EU rules after Brexit”. What is it that this cunt does not understand about the concept of LEAVING the EU? That means we no longer kowtow to your rules, you dictatorial snatch. What she is basically doing is threatening and blackmailing, but again, this is all driven by sour grapes. They have lost control, but still want to cling on to control by limiting our trade options and whatever else they can.

So predictable. So pathetic. In human form, the EU would be a 2-year brat having an epic, raging tantrum whilst flailing about on the floor like a dying cod.

CUNTS.

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

I would like to nominate a ‘ Free Trade Deal ‘ with the EU.  Already, the EU are dictating terms. We’ll have to give them access to OUR fishing grounds, we’ll have to accept ECJ rulings, we’ll have to align with their regulations, in areas such as employment rights, and on it goes.

Why fucking bother leaving ? It’s time they were told to fuck off, and go with WTO.

All this bollocks about a Canadian style deal is a dead duck too. The Canadians are threatening to trigger the dispute procedure in their so called ‘ Free Trade Deal ‘, as since it came into force, Canadian exports have plummeted, whilst imports have rocketed. This is due to the EU putting bureaucratic obstacles in the way and generally acting in bad faith, which is typical.

Shove your free trade deal up your stinking EU arses, you Fucking Cunts.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

Prince Harry Halfwit.

The latest piece of quite breath-taking self-indulgence…”Prince Harry tells American bankers he has been in therapy for seven years to cope with loss of his mother.”

What an utter cunt. There have been children who lost parents at an early age who didn’t have the luxury of a fucking Royal support system behind them. They just had to fucking get on with it…no nannies, no servants, no teachers to help them cheat their way through school, no special allowances made to enable them to indulge in a “Let’s Play at Soldiers” career, no millions of pounds cushion.

This spineless,selfish arrogant cunt ( The People’s Prince bit didn’t last long. “What Meghan wants, Meghan gets” indeed) now spends his time wailing about how hard his life has been as a “Royal”. Now, he’s either such a dolt that he doesn’t realise just how lucky he has been, or he really is so far up his own arse that he just doesn’t care….I suspect that it’s a combination of both.

I can quite honestly say that there are very few people that I detest, but Harry is one of them. I hope his wife takes him for every penny and leaves him to stew in his own “oh woe is me” juices. He epitomises everything that I find disgusting about the modern ” pretend I care while I lecture The Little People” brigade as they actually make it all about themselves. He is even worse than the luvvies because at least they actually have achieved something (however ephemeral), whereas Halfwit has achieved nothing except to expose his own selfishness.

Fuck off Harry and stay fucked off…Cunt.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler