What a load of cunts expats are, eh?

Or should I say Cow Pats, you know, the wankers and bitches who mostly infest the Costa del Cunt to Benidumb. Now Coronavirus has hit their shitty timeshare complex, they’ll no doubt run to the nearest British Embassy and beg for fast track treatment….on the NHS of course. These wankers and slags in Spain make me feel embarrassed to be British. Fat, past it, beer-bellied, shit tattooed, West ‘Am’ types with their Pam/Cassandra type bird who is wrinkled, browner than me and smokes a fag within a minute of waking up, with smoking wrinkles around her gob.

They act like they own the unlucky area they live in and think having a shite Paella is exotic. Get a load of these cunts together and they get pissed and loud and show as much class as runny dog shit. Let’s hope a load of them get together, one or two has Coronavirus and share a Corona lager with another Cow pat. These pathetic wankers can’t hack it here and run away to be with like-minded wankers to try and make some new ‘Colony’. All they do is embarrass this country, yet act more patriotic than someone who actually lives in Blighty. Then you get the wannabe ‘Essex gangster’ cunt with his peroxide blonde girlfriend types, who prance abaaaaht like they are some big timers.

Fuck them and there shite egg and chip lunches.

If you leave this country permanently, your say on anything going on here and medical care privileges leave with you, but of course these selfish cunts who left can’t hide their selfishness and will say we have to get involved when Coronavirus affects them: ‘We are British and we need help. Spain has ran out of the equipment needed to keep my fat, Type 2 diabetes arse alive’.

What a load of cunts these traitors are and we are better off not having them here anyway.

Enjoy your shite Beer, watered down spirits and Coronavirus,

Yours sincerely,
Black and White cunt.

P.S. Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt

So we have been expecting this for some time to curve the spike.

So Cunter’s, what are you up to? what are your secrets to isolation and are you the fabled bog roll hoarders.

Please comment below.

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A viral cunting for Iranian Press TV lackey, Roshan Salih, who has stated that he would rather take his chances with Coronavirus than take an Israeli vaccine.

Well, here’s news for you, you little arsewipe. So far, the Israelis have not yet produced a vaccine. When/if they do, I doubt that you would be at the top of the list for treatment. So take your chances, catch the virus, take it to Iran and infect all the Mullahs. Allah will protect you.

If an Israeli vaccine is produced and offered to him, there’s no doubt whatsoever that the cunt would use it. No chance (unfortunately) that he would boycott it and die for his principles.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

It never rains but it pours, does it? Well, that’s how things must seem at your happy, clappy ‘Groaniad’.

A short while ago I cunted the meeja for drowning us in a tsunami of apocalyptic stories, liberally spiced with anxiety-triggering terminology such as ‘disaster’, ‘panic’, ‘chaos’, ‘meltdown’, ‘and ‘edge of an abyss’. Of course, the meeja has been doubling down on the gloom and doom in the current Covid-19 crisis.

With the indulgence of fellow cunters, I’d like to go a stage further and single out all those associated with the production of whining, despondent lefty comic ‘The Guardian’. Now this arsewipe rag is nauseating in its lacerating smugness at the best of times, but in the current situation, its miserablist carping is insufferable. Here’s just one example of its relentless negativity and sneering, directed at the Prime Minister;

‘When Johnson says we’ll turn the Covid-19 tide in 12 weeks, it’s just another line for the side of a bus’.

So writes columnist, Marina Hyde, with lacerating smugness, in a scathing attack which she no doubt believes resonates with irony and wit, but which in essence calls Boris Johnson a devious, shallow incompetent (anyone so disposed can read the whole article by clicking onto the attached link below):

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/johnson-says-well-turn-covid-133908403.html

Now freedom of the press is seen as a cornerstone of democracy, but with that freedom comes a need to exercise some objectivity and responsibility, especially in a time of grave national emergency. At the moment, coronavirus has the Prime Minister trapped between a rock and a hard place, with the fears, hopes and expectations of the nation bearing down on his shoulders like a ton of bricks. Would it be too much to ask the sanctimonious, champagne socialist Guardianistas to wind in their necks a bit, and actually offer Johnson some support and encouragement for once?

I think that it would, because they’re a bunch of contemptible, weaselling, snivelling cunts.

Nominated by Ron Knee