Ellinor Grimmark and Linda Steen are cunts, aren’t they?

Who are these yeasty Scandoes and why do they look both barely-calm and barely-evolved? Well, they’re midwife nurses who, after their refusal to carry out abortions on religious reasons, were rightly sacked. Swedish legislation requires midwives to perform abortions.

They claimed that their freedom of conscience had been violated and that that they had suffered discrimination as, despite being educated to be midwives, the two God-botherers have been turned down for midwifery jobs. They argued in several Swedish courts but lost their dispute.

In the long-running case Sweden’s discrimination ombudsman also ruled against them. Even the ECHR (cunts themselves) declined to take up the Devil-dodgers’ case.

Although midwives aren’t obliged to do the same in the UK, it still raises the question: Is it right for nursing employees to refuse to offer care? D O D G Y

This reminds me of when some rágheads working in M&S refused to stock shelves with alcohol bottles for fear of offending Alläh! If you can’t do your job because of a wacky religious belief, find another job.

Better still, if you know in advance that the job might violate your belief in bearded men living in the sky/an 8th century goat shepherd god/space aliens/bedsheet-wearing bald, Krishna-nutters/purple-robed, papist pædós/Judaic Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ganesh the blue elephant or any other variety of cloud fairy….don’t fucking apply.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

That self-congratulating, posturing hypocrite Bono.

Bono, who now appears to resemble Robin Williams doing a shit John Lennon impression, has written a “song” inspired by the millions of people isolated by the Coronavirus.

In his own words:

“Fur de Italians who inspoired it… for the Oirish… for ANYONE who d’is St. Patrick’s day is in a toight spot and still singin!”

So no doubt, because he cares so much about all these people, he’ll be donating the money he should be paying in taxes to the people who still have to work like nurses or care assistants….right??

N’aah of course fucking not. Much easier to just write a crappy song about it and stand there grandstanding like a twat. Rather than putting your money where your mouth is and actually do something that benefits anyone other than himself.

Bonobo – consider thy self cunted.

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

Joanne Rust deserves a nomination. Now I know what you’re thinking. Well, it turns out that Joanne Rust is the ignorant dipshit who broke the quarantine rules in Spain, by taking a swim in the hotel pool and getting arrested for it. I was going to write this one off as just another entitled twat who thinks that rules are for other people. Except I recently found out that Rust isn’t just another lowly member of the proletariat. No, it turns out that Rust is a Labour councillor, a Unison member and a three time Parliamentary candidate (lost all three times).

As a public figure, albeit a minor one, Rust should not only fucking know better, she should be setting an example to others by being seen to be following strict rules that were put in place to help slow the infection rate of a DEADLY FUCKING WORLDWIDE VIRUS!! But no, being a Labour slug, her attitude is that she can do whatever the fuck she wants. Well, as the Spanish police taught her, she can’t. Joanne Rust, you are a cunt.

Oh yeah, a cunting for the fucking brain donor who rocked up in Spain a couple of days ago, for a ‘sunshine holiday’, despite knowing that Spain was already on lockdown. During a pandemic? Bitch, have a word with yourself.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

I nominate Joanne Rust for a red flag waving, champagne Socialist cunting.

This detestable piece of wank rag was recently identified as the cunt who flouted the Spanish hotel and authorities by ignoring advice to use the swimming pool in Tenerife. She apparently was protesting because boo hoo she didn’t get a fucking free upgrade to her room.

I hope the Spanish fuck her over royally and send her to jail on top of a heavy fine and is thrown out of Labour Party.
I have met this Harridan a Couple of times and can honestly say hand on heart she is THE most loathsome putrid piece of self serving shit I have had the non pleasure to meet.

Coronavirus if you are listening please fill your boots and give her your strongest dose.

Nominated by Once a cunt always a cunt

Older cunters may recall that this meme, based on the cheery keepcalmandcarryonitude of lovable Cockernees under sustained air bombardment by the Luftwaffe, persisted for some time after WW2, and indeed until rationing came to an end in the 50’s. During rationing, incidentally, the UK population’s nutritional status was never better.

In fact, the Blitz spirit consisted of the realisation that between a government with emergency powers and high explosive falling on you all night there was really fuck-all you could do about anything, and the only sensible alternative to carrying on – calmly or not – was cutting your throat. The number of suicides actually declined during the Blitz. Sense prevailed.

The same realisation is now seeping through the population as it faces the prospect of a slightly lethal infection and a light cull of the elderly and infirm. The number of deaths is predicted to be rather less than the number of civilians killed during the Blitz, but the economic impact (insert rant on the subject of globalised supply chains, crooked finance houses, stock market gamblers etc, etc) is probably going to be comparable, lacking the post-WW2 will to rebuild productive capacity and do something more useful than sell each other coffee.

However, the Blitz Spirit, as invoked by the tabloids, and implied by Johnson doing his daily Churchill parody, ain’t going to happen. Our diverse, woke and increasingly criminal population has long forgotten the concepts of deferred gratification and stoic endurance in the face of having your street blown apart and having to eat whalemeat…and not much of that.

What prompted this nom was a dirty contractor’s van outside. In the mud on the back was inscribed:

“No toilet rolls in here”

Which absolutely says it all.

Nominated by Komodo

‘Holy crap….what was that!?…I’m freaking out right now…holy shit…did you hear that?…dude…dude, are you alright?…I’m trying to get my head around this right now…

I actually believe in ghosts. Or rather the Supernatural. So, to my mind, they are playing with fire. I better say it’s Mrs P who likes to watch them.Yes, playing with fire, because I do hear things on them that are disconcerting. You know, cunters, the possession of the boy (changed to girl for the film) that ‘The Exorcist’ was based on came from him playing the Ouija board with a Spiritualist aunt. So I firmly believe in demonic possession. So playing, fucking about with the supernatural is dangerous.

Back to our modern day Ghost Hunters. There they are, with their magnetic field readings and digital cameras – the snowflakiest of snowflakes out for a thrill. They’re ‘researching’, you see. It’s pitiful really. They’re so jumpy…even the slightest sound and they’re off running. And when its all over, the ‘what have we learned?’. ‘We’ve faced our fear and I’m proud of that’. The evidence? A tiny spot of light or ‘orb’, as they called it. Grainy footage of some slight movement at the end of a corridor. Bullshit really. But there was that noise me and Mrs P pricked our ears up at. Yes, what was that? Mrs P has gone to sleep now and I’m ok writing this, but I often feel funny when I have watched one of them. Funny coincidences in my mind. Not moving objects or anything, just strange things in my mind.

I feel unnerved. As though a spirit has come through the television set and is affecting me.

Nominated by Miles Plastic