John Bercow (12)

A real “Sunset Boulevard” cunting please, in full Norma Desmond mode, for ageing ex-Speaker Bercow, who is still whinging that he hasn’t been elevated to the Lords:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51434470

Yes, he is ready for his close-up, Mr DeMille, but so far, there have been no lights or action. He is being bullied, he says. It is that and anti-Semitism. One man who has accused him of bullying (as if!) is regarded by Bercow as clearly beneath him – a minor irritant to his day to day life many years ago.

The fact that this egregious old cunt is still given time to vent his distress on the BBC in chummy interviews is disgusting. Bercow, I have no doubt, is a bully and a bore, as well as a thoroughly unpleasant arsehole.

The fact that greasy old cunt Dawn Butler, famous for her expenses swindling, is so supportive of his ennoblement tells you it is a terrible idea.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Greta Thunberg (3)

Another day, another cunting for this snotty-nosed, up-her-own-arse, self-important little wanker, with the news that Miss Thunderpants is to star in a BBC (who else?) series about her life and times – all 17 years of it – and her “journey to adulthood”….let’s just hope there is no full frontal nudity.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/feb/10/greta-thunberg-to-make-new-documentary-series-for-the-bbc

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

‘Two Cunts For The Price Of One’ Offer:

Today we have a special offer exclusively for IsAC regulars: a ‘two for the price of one’ cunting. Yes, this not-to-be-missed deal provides a fabulous opportunity to participate in the dual cunting of St. Grunta of Cuntberg and that usual suspect, the BB fucking C.

Good Old Auntie’s Science Unit has announced a series ‘starring’ climate activist and habitual truant, Greta Thunberg. The series will explore the climate change issue whilst charting the rise and rise of “Little Miss Angry” as she pursues her crusade to save the planet. BBC Studios Executive Producer, Rob Liddell, waxed himself as he burbled “to be able to make this with Greta is an extraordinary privilege, getting an inside view on what it’s like being a global icon and one of the most famous faces on the planet”.

Global icon? What the fuck? All together now: “she’s not a global icon, she’s a very naughty girl!”. Yes, great idea Beeb. Follow this climate change fanatics’ mouthpiece around the world with a crew and a load of equipment, generating a bloody great carbon footprint in the process.

The world’s creepiest teenager and the ‘right on’ BBC, polluting the environment by generating more hot air between them than a Boeing 747.

Nominated by Ron Knee

 

Admin: sorry, couldn’t resist rolling this one out again:

 

The BBC (12)

If no one else has, can we get a quick Monday morning Cunting for the BBC, who seem to have decided that `we’re all DOOMED’ now we have actually left the EU. They have absolute proof of this, because of all the floppy cunts they have bussed in from left-wing media circles to review the Papers have agreed with them. It beggars belief.

As a nation we have never been that good at blowing our trumpet, and we’ve given much away for free that would have only boosted our world rankings in all areas even further, but this remain centric, self-flagellation is truly eye-wateringly awful. These cunts will do a Peston and piss their miserable, self-fulfilling prophetic piss straight into the heart of our newly ignited fire.

This country is great, and these fuckwits should back it and use its leverage to promote their agenda in places where they really need a kick up the arse to take the next steps up the emotional and intellectual evolutionary ladder. You know all those places that think female genital mutilation is right because women should be fucked, but they shouldn’t fucking enjoy it, or where going to work in a mud-hut, slum factory at aged five, a thousand meters from the largest private residence on Earth, is the norm.

Get a fucking grip, you utter cunts. We live in utopia.

Nominated by GGRF

Rayan Crawford and the BBC

I would like to nominate Rayan Crawford and or the BBC.

Rayan was deported to Jamaica earlier this week along with 16 other low life’s. The BBC has an ongoing sob sorry about this wretched creature. It would appear that he ‘only’ has ten convictions and he feels hard done by. He claims that he no longer has access to the medicine he needs for arthritis and Jamaica does not offer the same opportunities ( he doesn’t clarify if he means work or thieving) and he is a reformed character having been released last December.
Well, on behalf of the normal U.K. citizen I would like to say ‘Tough shit. You made poor decisions and are back where you belong’.

Nominated by Guzziguy

Admin note, Brevity, factual,current = fast track.

 

for anyone else, we have a paypal fund for back door fast tracking

Liu Xiaoming

A slitty-eyed cunt nom please, for the Chinese ambassador to the UK.

At the time of writing, 813 people have died worldwide from Coronavirus, with 37,000 infections, mostly in mainland China and 27,100 confirmed cases in Hubei province alone. The disease has now already overtaken the 2003 SARS virus death toll of 774 and it’s probably only early days yet. Coupled with the fact that the Chinese government seem to have been rather inept in reacting to the outbreak and the doctor that tried to warn them about the threat, Li Wenliang has himself died from it, this bug-eating little turd has the temerity to suggest that the UK overreacted to the news of the outbreak. Also, slitty man accuses Brits of hatred and waycism to towards people of Chinese heritage, as the virus spreads.

Does Mr ‘Sly’oming really expect us here in good old Blighty to accept the predigested, oven fresh bullshit that he accuses us of? Or is this simply barefaced arrogance from the representative of a country that now believes it is so powerful, that it can do no wrong? I think possibly the latter.

Well, now that people are beginning to drop like flies in China and confirmed cases are rising here, I wonder if his statement “it’s time for science, not rumours” will come back to bite him on his yellow arse.

Cheeky CUNT.

Nominated by Dai O’Rhea