A nomination for Asad Khan, who visited shops in North Yorkshire, accompanied by his young son, to try and trick them into paying out money for fake injuries. Basically this twat pretended to slip and fall to claim compensation.

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/mans-ridiculous-attempt-compo-claim-17688492

In one incident at a discount store, CCTV captured Khan initially walking past a spillage but looking back and noticing it.
He continued walking but made his way back towards the spill up another aisle, before attempting his fall. A member of staff who dealt with Khan at a pet shop said in her statement that he had broken English and said to her, “I slip, accident, book”, and proceeded to write, “I slip now” in their log book. When Khan was interviewed about each incident, he refused to answer several questions and didn’t clarify the extent of his injuries, or whether he attended hospital.

Police began investigating Khan after receiving referrals from Allianz Insurance and Covea Insurance. In June 2016, Khan submitted a claim to Allianz, stating that he’d been shopping at a discount store and slipped on a spillage in one of the aisles, resulting in injuries to his back, leg and hand. A year later, in July 2017, Khan submitted a claim to Covea and told them he’d slipped on some water in a pet shop. However, in both incidents, CCTV showed Khan fell in a deliberate and controlled manner, and walked out displaying no signs of any injuries.

Khan was sentenced at Bradford Crown Court on January 31st, after pleading guilty to one count of fraud by false representation.
He was handed a 10-month prison sentence suspended for 18 months, ordered to pay £940 in costs and received sixty hours unpaid work.
Any chance he’ll fake an injury doing his unpaid work, or try to claim compensation for sixty hours of work without being paid?

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Ipswich Borough Council – as noted in the Independent:

“A council has taken down around sixty White supremacist posters plastered round a UK Town over the weekend”.

What deplorable message of hate was on these posters, you may ask? “It’s okay to be white”. That’s it.

I am a 31 year-old white man. I like being white. Does that therefore make me a supremacist? No, it fucking doesn’t! In this inclusive society are we to stop dark keys bigging themselves up at every opportunity? The Mudslimes? No chance. Either we are all free to say how we feel about ourselves, or none of us are. Simple as that.

Fuck’s sake.

Nominated by McCunterson

THE “INDEPENDENT”, ER….. ‘NEWSPAPER?

A solid gold, second class honours cunting please, for the internet newspaper “The Independent”, for lapping up a story concocted by some black wimmin at a university. They are ‘researchers’ of course:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-education-higher-university-study-university-leave-eu-remain-voters-educated-a7881441.html?fbclid=IwAR3MHGPOvxQLhf290y0Itarv1muxR3DX_MAQrQfmpJa5CYA15NIc2f-UHnc

So, yet again we are being told by the media that we were too thick to vote in the referendum. No doubt Adonis was sagely nodding as he read this over his cucumber sandwiches and fairy cakes at his high tea, fucking load of arsewipes.

If only we had all gone to “uni” we would all be licking the arses of Barnier and the other fuhrers of the Fourth Reich. Or if that was too onerous, we could also have been nancy boy actors or pop tarts. A bunch of people who sit on the arses all day long in their ivory towers….how like The Independent to indulge them.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Rick Stein – what a cunty cook he is. Farcical presenter so far up his own arse that he can’t breathe.

Flies all over the world, eats local food and then flies home again to recreate a dish made up by himself – WTF is that all about? He has so many branded restaurants, hotels and cooking schools it’s impossible to get away from the cunt if you’re anywhere in the South West. All he can cook is fucking fish which isn’t exactly hard. How the fuck the cunt finds enough fresh fish to supply all these outlets is beyond me. The Marlborough one is about as far from the sea as it’s possible to get, so that’ll all be frozen cuntfish in there.

Get his fishy cunt face off my radar please. He’s destined to go the same way as Jammy Oliver, another so-called celebrity cook cunt who walked away after milking everyone.

Nominated by Gunshot