The Wokeness of the Wombles!

The Wombles are making a come back, but the Cunts who control the rights to the brand (Craig Treharne) have decide that they need to reflect the diversity in society.

The ‘New’ Wombles will include a black one – I am not sure why because the Wombles were never white, they were never human, They Were fictional and looked like teddy bears, with teddy bear colour.

The son of Elizabeth Beresford, the creator of the Wombles, said it is an insult to his mother memory. The Wombles were fictional, none political and did not relate to any specific race or religion.

The question is why?

For fuck’s sake, just bring back the Robertson’s Golly and rename it as fucking ‘Rasta’, if the Wokes want more colour in fictional characters!

Nominated by Sick of it

A “Ders always somebady worse aff dan jashelf” and ‘Welcome by the fireside’ cunting, for our bogtrotting neighbours over the water, a shower of utter cunts who are as relevant as tits on a bull.

They constantly waffle on about 800 years of British tyranny, even though the Brits haven’t ruled most of Ireland since 1922 and quite honestly, why would we want the Fenian, EU loving shithole anyway, mostly inhabited by the sort of people who think anything bad must originated in England? Yeah, of course it did cunts. Clerical abuse, car bombs, poverty is of course the fault of Blighty. No cunts, it’s the fault of you lot. With your jingoistic rhetoric, shite like “up the RA” and “Come out ya Black and Tans”, you cunts live in the past. The year is 2020 not 1920; you’re now completely irrelevant cunts!

You want to send your shite beef and butter here, beg fuckers, or get some British farmer-hating cunt (there’s a few lurking on here) to buy your cheap and nasty produce from you. Because you’ve chosen to get in bed with the EU bully, now you cunts will realise what true oppression is, all while being fucked up the arse by von der Leyen and her cohorts. You’ve shit on and taken advantage of the UK over the last 47 years, bailing you cunts out every time you fuck up, and you repaying us with hatred and violence!

You’re cunts to man and beast and I hope another potato famine comes soon to wipe you blarney, bog-trotting fucks to hell!

Nominated by Captain Quimson

Seeing as the entire world is now approaching the zombie apocalypse due to our eastern friends’ culinary habits, I think folk are justified in their anger towards the Chinese. Yes, not every person in China, but the cunts that help perpetuate global pandemics by creating a demand for these ‘wet markets’. This one has been on the cards for a while, but the fuckers just carried on regardless.

However, the likes of the BBC are complaining about Trump and others calling it ‘Chinese flu’ or ‘Wuhan flu’ or other variants that ‘stigmatise’ China. The WHO and some politicians have been at it to.

Well guess what you woke cunts? Most people are now praying that they’ll keep their jobs. My job is on the line now. I can afford to be paid for another 2 months but then it’ll be up in the air. Was about to move home and buy a new car. All up in shit now. My sister was told she’ll have to go part time now. She has a 2 year old daughter and has a mortgage with her other half, whose job is also at risk now.

Add to that, everyone worrying about older or at risk relatives and having to isolate them. And of course, the difficulties in getting shopping done and these cunts are more interested in policing the sounds that come out of our heads?

Fuck right off! As if we can be bothered with your woke shit right now?

This disease came from Wuhan, China. Due to filthy habits. And it’s the umpteenth virus to come out of the same country for the same reasons.

And have you noticed how the BBC et al never question the figures out of China? Are we supposed to believe that Italy will end up with more cases than China? Really? Like those fuckers running China wouldn’t lie to the world, would they?

No, I call bollocks on that.

But it would be nice if we could all just call it ‘Chinese flu’. When this shit is over, it would be nice if the rest of the world told the Chinese to pay up or be alienated. Stop trading with the cunts and close borders to them. Deport any of them too if China refuses to pay up.

Sure, economies will take a hit by not dealing with China, but look at the hit we’re all taking right now.

About time the woketards got their priorities in order. Because now is not the time for these cunts to tell us what we should and shouldn’t say about this crisis.

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

The Chinese communist party are the biggest cunts on earth. These fuckers new about the wuhan virus back in December and murdered “wistleblowers” to “save face’ . They are the same as the German national socialist workers party and should be faced down by the rest of the world as such. We should stand with Hong Kong and Taiwan. We should divorce our economy from them. Fuck China. Stay strong, look after the old and teach the mong millenials freedom is never free. Thank you for you attention. End of message…….

Nominated by Smug cunt

Wetherspoons boss, Tim Martin, reckons that shutting pubs in the current crisis is ‘over the top’. Martin told Sky: ‘Supermarkets are very, very crowded. Pubs are much less crowded. There’s hardly been any transmission of the virus within pubs and I think it’s over the top to shut them.”

Well, Tim, I think you’re a cunt. The Chief Medical Officer has said that pubs are a breeding ground for the virus, bit you reckon there’s more danger to be found at the supermarket. Well people have to eat. They don’t have to swill beer.

Martin also said that he would take the opportunity to catch the coronavirus under the right conditions, adding: ‘If someone offered me the opportunity now to have it under supervised conditions, I think I’d probably take it because your chances are very, very good.’

During the Brexit debate, I read a lot of his stuff and even heard him speak at a Brexit Party rally and he was talking a lot of sense. Now he’s talking utter bollocks. So I hope that he gets his wish and catches the virus. Perhaps that might make him take it just a little more seriously.

Nominated by Dioclese

I would like to nominate dog thieves for a Cunting. In particular the fucking utter twats that stole a twelve-year old, autistic girl’s therapy/assistance dog, in December.

The dog required a special diet because of a liver condition and it has now been found dead. Obviously, the girl and her family are distraught.

Well done, you fucking thieving, bastard cunts. I hope something extremely fucking nasty happens to you. Hopefully, you’ll get caught trying to steal another dog, and get stabbed to fuck in the process.

Get To Fuck.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter