Thank fuck this silly tart has been released. Perhaps we won’t have to put up with her fucking husband giving his woe is me speech. I have no doubt she will go back to Iran at some point and the dozy cow will get arrested (again) and locked up again.

Suggestion for hubby, fucking grow a pair and tell her no more visits to the mad mullahs.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10618677/Nazanin-Zaghari-Ratcliffe-released-Iran.html

Nominated by Cuntymort

Seconded by: Fuglyucker

https://a.msn.com/r/2/AAVbbeq?m=en-gb&referrerID=InAppShare

Nazanine Razzy Ratcliff/ whatever the fuck is back, i have been sick of hearing this cunts name for the last 6 years, she,s back she wants a week of privacy to try and reconnect with her family and then she,s going to be ear fucking us all for the next 7 years im sure.

700 million pounds down and we have back our new immigrant who isnt even a Brit ffs, she has gone over to that fly blown shit hole, allegedly spied, spread propaganda [ all denied of course ] got locked up, no smoke without fire i think and now her husband, who has been spanking the monkey for 6 years is reunited [ i hope she is worth it] how long till the divorce i wonder.

This fucker will be on the news non stop, i wonder how long it will be before she announces she is going back there, money well spent, excuses about paying debts for tanks in the 70,s is how bungling Boris is spinning this story, add it to the council tax scare crow boy.

Well im so pleased we have her back, fucking ecstatic, ffs, welcome back to our new cunt…..

Making political statements at sporting events

It seems that the floodgates are now definitely open after the world of sport cowered to BLM and other woke causes in recent times.

“It’s not political, it’s a humanitarian issue,” they would cry.

Well this weekend, we’ve seen the Premier League (and other sporting events I’m sure) showing solidarity with the Ukraine.

Before you say I’m a cunt, you’re right. I am. However, I hope the Ukrainians kick the living shite out of Putin’s mob.

But it’s irrelevant. And this nom is aimed at political grandstanding in sport in general. Sporting events should not be used for political statements. Even if you or I agree with them.

First up, sport is an escape for many for a few hours. Escape from the stresses of life, which includes, I would guess, things like the threat of nuclear war of course! Or perhaps of the rise of stabby stabby in London. Or of the stresses the Rona caused us all.

But no. Let’s remind every cunt about a load of stressful shite when they’re just trying to get away from it all for a few hours.

Another reason is that eventually, they’ll campaign for a cause you strongly oppose.

Just get on with the game you fucking cunts. Nobody gives a shiny shite for your views.

Fuck off.

https://imbusiness.passle.net/post/102gbet/political-statements-and-professional-sport-where-is-the-line

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

I’d like to nominate “the race card” as its being used again.

Apparently, the invasion of Ukraine and the possibility of World War Three is irrelevant compared to the hurty feelings of our brown cousins from across the ocean (see link… https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/africa/africans-trying-to-flee-ukraine-complain-of-being-blocked-and-of-racist-treatment-1.4813571)

Nothing about them pushing women and kids out of the way and bullying their way to the front of queues at borders, nothing about them running from a country that needs fighting men, a country that no doubt fed and housed these cunts free. Nothing about them mostly being Nigerian con men getting visas by pretending to be students.

Europe is at war, yet still it’s about them. Fuck off back. No one wants you.

Nominated by Horace

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10456065/Cyclists-accuse-drivers-ignorant-new-rules-tell-bikers-ride-middle-lanes.html

Well this is starting off well. I went out today 30/01 and all you can see is Lycra clad bellends riding like CUNTS in the middle of the road even when there are cyclepaths available for the cunts to use. Surely some fucking government muppets could have seen further than the end of their noses?

If there is a cycle path may I make a suggestion? USE THE FUCKING THING!!!!

Hopefully Jeremy Vine gets a shoeing off some Pat Boon in the VERY near future.

Nominated by CuntyMort

CuntyMort also fancied a second helping…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10470057/Campaigner-Video-car-nearly-hitting-girl-bike-PROVES-cyclists-middle-road.html

Sorry cunters it’s those fucking cyclists again. Whichever cockwomble who thought that the changes were a good idea is a huge cunt.
The dopy little sod in the link who was cycling along without a care in the world nearly gets topped by a Range Rover. The dopey tartlet can’t be arsed to wear a helmet. Like the Lycra twats around me who can’t use cycling lanes all need a thourough twatting with a baseball bat. Let alone fucking lights. CUNTS.

Fuglyucker also wanted a go…

https://www.thesun.co.uk/motors/17551087/cyclist-angers-motorists-takes-selfie-on-the-road/

Whoever changed the rules for the highway code is a retarded cunt, these new rules are a completely brain dead idea, not only are they dangerous to the point where there are going to be death and carnage, it also allow cyclists to be even bigger cunts than they were before, see the cunt in this video.
The rules may make the cyclist feel safer from the traffic, but what they fail to grasp is by acting like this they are now alot more likely to come to harm from drivers.
They have gone from being at risk of an accident, usually caused by themselves, to being highly likely to become a victim of a serious assault or even worse, Mark my words cunters its going to be a regular occurance on the news, some dumbfuck cyclist with 2 black eyes looking miserable due to him fucking about in traffic and riling up the wrong person.
Personality I think when they behave like the above cunt cockwombles you deserve exactly what you get….

And then fancied seconds himself…

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1567000/highway-code-changes-cash-for-crash-dash-cam-exclusive
Well who could have possibly predicted these new highway code rules to give fuckwits right of way on foot against cars nomatter how retarded the situation has led to chaos on the roads, crash for cash scamming cunts have been given the green light literally, cunt cyclists riding 4 abreast at 7 miles a fucking hour, wankers walking up the fast lane of the M4.
Who were the cunts that dreamt up these new rules, was the cunt high at the time, did the cunt even turn up to the meeting or just sign off the paperwork without reading it.
Maybe the cunts responsible has some mental health issues, WTF were they thinking, even if they want to do away with cars, surely they could have thought up something better than this.
These cunts must be part of the younger generation who have had the part of the brain that uses common sense removed, or drank enough to make sure that part of the brain is dead….. Cunts one and all, I wonder how long its going to be and how many deaths until the inevitable U turn in the rules…

Lastly, a cycling tale from arfurbrain:

(Most) cyclists are cunts.

Well, we have all known that for years. However I was reminded today what a bunch of smug sanctimonious cunts they are. Let me explain; most ISaCers will have seen the updates to the Highway Code recently announced. They are of course idiotic but today I saw with my own eyes the natural result. To my mind the only place in the UK where one can reasonably use a bicycle as a form of transport rather than a child’s toy is Milton Keynes. This is because the town was designed from the start to accommodate the motor car. It has a network of excellent high speed roads which is complemented by an equally comprehensive system of cycle paths.

These paths are designed such that there is no necessity to enter the main roads at any point and this includes all major junctions and roundabouts. I have driven in Milton Keynes since its very early days in the late sixties and can’t remember ever seeing a bicycle on the major roads.

Until today that is.

This afternoon I drove across Milton Keynes and in a few hundred yards saw two of the cunts in their lycra gimp-suits pedalling along at 10-12 mph on roads with a 70 mph limit. What annoys me is that when they are spread over the tarmac like a Domino’s pizza the green lobby will try to pin the blame on the driver.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1560879/highway-code-changes-driving-laws-2022-cyclists-rules-mp-reaction