Now I will admit to normally being a big fan of the Gypsy King.
He’s brought some much needed colour and charisma to boxing over the last decade.
His style, skill, speed, chin and never say die attitude have been the perfect antidote to the likes of Wladimir ‘Dr Toffee Hammer’ Klitschko or Anthony ‘Poor man’s Frank Bruno’ Joshua that’s for sure.
The purpose of this cunting is the choice of opponent for his next title defence.
Dereck Chisora – a very game but limited fighter.
A man that Fury has twice previously dispatched.
The last time being 8 years ago in a bout so one sided that Chisora was practically boxed to a standstill before his corner stepped in and prevented further punishment.
There are a number of opponents who Fury could and should be fighting, long before Dereck fucking Chisora.
The other title holder Oleksandr Usyk for one – in order to unify the belts.
Anthony Joshua another. Despite being a glass jawed fraudster – it would help settle any dispute between the two.
Joe Joyce (a formidable opponent in the division)
Andy Ruiz Jr (destroyer of AJ)
A fourth fight with Deontay Wilder even.
A fight against an up and coming fighter such as classy young American prospect Jared Anderson or Croatia’s Filip Hrgovic for example would have raised the pulse rate significantly more than than a third fight against Chisora.
Now anybody that knows boxing will also know that the big fights that fans really want to see are more often than not, nigh on impossible to make these days for a multitude of reasons.
Mainly cuntish promoters and vested interest groups.
However, Dereck Chisora for a third time? Come on Tyson – you’re surely better than this.
And they’re expecting people to pay for this on BT Box Office. Seriously.
No chance.
Nominated by: Herman Jelmet



