A whoops duckie cunting please for the old queens of New Labour, most especially Peter ” Mandy” Mandelson, Gordon “stop your tickling Jock” Brown, Alistair “Pissst” Campbell, and, of course the star of their turgid show Anthony Blair, who all have their hands up the back (and perhaps backside?) of Keir Starmer. Blairism has risen from the grave.
Richard Littlejohn summed the whole ghastly broiling far better than I could in the Daily Mail on 6th December 2022:
Daily Mail News Link
Give a word of warning if you use that picture on any potential posting of this nom. They look for all the world like police photographs of the corpses of two old men found dead on their lavatories, having succumbed to their haemorrhoids. Indeed, Starmer and Brown look as if they might be on a double privy. Brown almost looks embalmed. Starmer obviously got a whiff of Brown’s final fart before he succumbed.
Just why are Labour so frightened of Mandy they allow him to pull the strings more than a decade after his political demise?. Just why is he so keen on reviving the defunct British career of David Miliband – Banana Man himself?. Why do they believe mass immigration and all the other greatest shits of the Blair era?.
More importantly why is Rishi Sunak behaving like John Major did in the mid 90s, poncing about in white tie and tails, enjoying pomp and circumstance but totally ignoring the daily bread and butter problems in the UK? – rancid union leaders like Mick Lynch, an elderly Citizen Smith, who appears not to possess a set of false teeth, human traffickers allowing the scum of the earth to invade the South coast, aided by the RNLI and the mis-named “Border Control”.
At the rate things are going 2024 will be May 1997 (“a new day has dawned, has it not?…. this is not a day for soundbites, but I feel the hand of history on my shoulder”). All the camp shit of the Blair years intoned by the robotic Kweer. A cabinet full of militant wimminz and limp wristed poofters, all crawling round the raddled arse of Mandy and Starmer – or possibly Miliband if Mandy fancies him more (I am sure the ugly cellist beard of a “wife” and two paid-for adopted children won’t object, as long as the money comes in already).
We will have the EU back, we will have Sturgeon and Ed Davey sharing power with Kweer to make sure they stay in power for ever. If this IS the last Conservative government ever – and it well could be, what a piss-poor specimen it is. God knows what Maggie would have made of them. GIven everybody is going on strike and the public are totally pissed off with the unions, it is ironic they will vote in a group of people shit scared of those same unions, who will know they will only have to threaten a strike for the “government” to kow tow to them. What a cunt of a cuntry this is, led by a bunch of supercunts who just want power at any cost. Kweer and co have learned from Groucho Marx: “these are our principles, and if you don’t like them, – well, – we have others”
Nominated by: W.C.Boggs