Benjamin Butterworth [4]


Some time ago, I cunted simpering ninny Butterworth for accusing JK Rowling of being transphobic. Her ‘crime’ was to have a character in her novel ‘Troubled Blood’ disguise himself as a woman in order to get away with committing a murder. Dear little Benjy thought that this might encourage the dim-witted public to have hatred for trans people; they wouldn’t be able to comprehend the difference apparently. Oh and by the way, he admitted during the interview with Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid (phwooar!) that actually, he hadn’t even read the book.

What a cunt. Now he’s back, wetting the bed again and being Migraine Skidmarkle’s simp for the general amusement of the great British public. ‘Meghan Markle is a private person’, witters the Great British Big Girl’s Blouse. Bwhahaha!

If Skidmarkle is indeed a ‘private person’, I’m the King of England. Go on, watch the link and have a laugh. Benjy, you’re Owen Jones in disguise, and I claim my £5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGGAO6r9OoM

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Inclement Weather (in the UK)


The first bit of the ‘white stuff,’ and as usual. the dreaded “D” word (Disruption) is in force.

If things stay as they are, or god forbid, get any worse, the whole of the U.K. will come to a grinding halt, on the roads and the airports. It’s already been classed as a severe weather warning, so anyone would think that the mercury was somewhere near -30C when it’s in fact only -1 here in the south east anyway, where the trains have been seriously affected. Bring back some of those Diesel Loco’s, like the one I saw shoot up the line earlier, defrosting the ‘third rail,’ the main reason for todays cancellations.

Get them out, and put a plough on them, like they do in other countries. Same shit. different year.

Things just don’t get any better.

Today (December 12th) has been the same sorry story, with the trains. But with two strike days coming up,Tuesday and Wednesday, it looks like they are reducing their opperations. Just any excuse to really fuck things up.

Nominated by : Lord Scunthorpe

Elderly Blairites

A whoops duckie cunting please for the old queens of New Labour, most especially Peter ” Mandy” Mandelson, Gordon “stop your tickling Jock” Brown, Alistair “Pissst” Campbell, and, of course the star of their turgid show Anthony Blair, who all have their hands up the back (and perhaps backside?) of Keir Starmer. Blairism has risen from the grave.

Richard Littlejohn summed the whole ghastly broiling far better than I could in the Daily Mail on 6th December 2022:

Daily Mail News Link

Give a word of warning if you use that picture on any potential posting of this nom. They look for all the world like police photographs of the corpses of two old men found dead on their lavatories, having succumbed to their haemorrhoids. Indeed, Starmer and Brown look as if they might be on a double privy. Brown almost looks embalmed. Starmer obviously got a whiff of Brown’s final fart before he succumbed.

Just why are Labour so frightened of Mandy they allow him to pull the strings more than a decade after his political demise?. Just why is he so keen on reviving the defunct British career of David Miliband – Banana Man himself?. Why do they believe mass immigration and all the other greatest shits of the Blair era?.

More importantly why is Rishi Sunak behaving like John Major did in the mid 90s, poncing about in white tie and tails, enjoying pomp and circumstance but totally ignoring the daily bread and butter problems in the UK? – rancid union leaders like Mick Lynch, an elderly Citizen Smith, who appears not to possess a set of false teeth, human traffickers allowing the scum of the earth to invade the South coast, aided by the RNLI and the mis-named “Border Control”.

At the rate things are going 2024 will be May 1997 (“a new day has dawned, has it not?…. this is not a day for soundbites, but I feel the hand of history on my shoulder”). All the camp shit of the Blair years intoned by the robotic Kweer. A cabinet full of militant wimminz and limp wristed poofters, all crawling round the raddled arse of Mandy and Starmer – or possibly Miliband if Mandy fancies him more (I am sure the ugly cellist beard of a “wife” and two paid-for adopted children won’t object, as long as the money comes in already).

We will have the EU back, we will have Sturgeon and Ed Davey sharing power with Kweer to make sure they stay in power for ever. If this IS the last Conservative government ever – and it well could be, what a piss-poor specimen it is. God knows what Maggie would have made of them. GIven everybody is going on strike and the public are totally pissed off with the unions, it is ironic they will vote in a group of people shit scared of those same unions, who will know they will only have to threaten a strike for the “government” to kow tow to them. What a cunt of a cuntry this is, led by a bunch of supercunts who just want power at any cost. Kweer and co have learned from Groucho Marx: “these are our principles, and if you don’t like them, – well, – we have others”

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

Moaning about Harry and Meghan (15)

People who moan about the Ginger and Whinger series on Netflix are cunts (apart from the regulars on here of course! – Day Admin)

Yes they are a cuntish pair of arrogant serial moaners and publicity seekers, but if you are outraged by this tat series, then just don’t watch it, or listen to them.

Just a generic link for this as can’t find anything specific.

Netflix Link

Nominated by: mystic maven

Christmas Pop Songs


A Festive/ bah humbug cunting for most Christmas pop songs.

Not carols or hymns, or anything that raises the spirit and is timeless, just the shite that gets blasted out of shops, pubs, restaurants and site radios.

My Top 10 christmas cuntdown of done-to-death festive caterwaulings;

10) So Here it is Merry Christmas (Slade)
9) Rock into Christmas (Fat Reg)
8) christmas song (The Darkness)
7) Last Christmas (Wham)
6) Lonely this Christmas (Mudd)
5) Rocking Around the Christmas Tree (Mel and Kim)
4) All I Want For Christmas.. is Cunt. (Mariah Carey)
3) Wonderful Christmas Time (Old woman McCartney)
2)Fairytale of Toothless Irishness.
And at number 1, it’s So this is Christmas (war is over)’ by John Fucking Lennon.

A few exceptions;
Bowie and Bing
David Essex’s Winters Tale
Bruce Springsteen’s half-pissed cover of Santa Claus is Coming to Town… Pissed.
Chris Rea’s Ddddrrrrvin hom fah chrsms.
Gary Glitter’s Rock and Roll Christmas.
(I Believe In Father Christmas by Greg Lake is the best Christmas song – NA)

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

With additional vitriol aimed at Noddy Holder from Cunt of the Litter:

Now being a child of the 70s I usually find myself cunting people of a more contemporary nature but laid up with nasty flu , this greedy old cunt is really gripping my shit.

Not content with the £500k plus royalties he gets a year from the god awful song. The old bastard has whored himself out to Iceland (Bejams not the country, but he probably would if offered ) because he thinks we are all love him and this song

As such it’s not good enough to hear it on every radio station going , we now have to hear him lining his already overflowing Brummie pockets courtesy of a budget supermarket.

Fuck off Noddy and let the royalties trickle down to your family who won’t fucking bother us every fucking year with their gurning faces on TV

CUNT

The Grocer News Link