Celebrations YouTube Ad

I would like to share with you guys my nom for the advert that makes me want smash my telly off the wall with a fucking sledgehammer.

This pair of whooping cunts would both fit into a tin of celebration if I had my way, when this advert comes on I can literally feel my blood pressure going up, so these pair of simian looking mother fuckers and the celebrations advert people deserve a good cunting….

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(An early warning: the header pic in the next nom (11am) is likely to upchuck heavy breakfasts! – Day Admin)

Musical Terminology

R&B is that a blusey rhythm? Is it in 4 x 4 or another time signature. What is Rhythm & Blues? Is it Rock and Roll? Blues Rock?. I Dunno

‘Hip Hop’s another. What genre is it? It is often listed below a Rap Artist. ‘He has been into ‘hip-hop’ for years’ or something it will say.

What is ‘hop hop’?

(‘I am so old I need a ”hip Op'”
That’s a joke. By way of light relief).

(If you want some “light relief”, just give Angie Rayner a call. Or at least that’s what the Cuntstable reckons! – Day Admin)

Another one is ‘Be bop’. I remember ‘Be-bop Deluxe’ but I don’t really know what Be-Bop is.

I am hoping the more knowledgeable musical cunters can help explain these terms.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

(More info here: Day Admin – Musical Directory link )

Patriotic Union

Twenty five members of a far-right group called ‘Patriotic Union’ have been arrested in Germany. They are accused of plotting to overthrow the German government and establish a monarchy with 71-year-old Heinrich Xlll Prinz Reuss zu Köstritz as their king.

BBC News Link

A former German MP and a Russian woman are said to be among the conspirators. They intended to storm the German Capitol, arrest lawmakers and execute the chancellor. They also planned to renegotiate the country’s post-second world war settlement, insisting the Deutsche Reich still has legitimacy.

Makes you wonder where they got this idea from. I believe their lawyers are going to claim it’s all fake news and any evidence against them was planted by the FBI.

Nominated by: Allan

 

 

Commemorative Coins

Every insignificant event these days seems to herald the minting of a new commemorative coin.

“Absolutely free”, you just pay about sixty times its worth for second class postage.
What prompted this cunting is the amount of coins being peddled to commemorate HRH Queen Elizabeth II. I’m sick of the fucking TV adverts for them.

Fuck me, the ambulance chasing cunts must have been rubbing their grasping hands with glee when she finally died.

Take a look at this pile of worthless tat.

Commemorative Coin Company Website

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

 

UK Foreign Aid (5)

We all know that for the most part, foreign aid is not an exact science. Instead a good chunk of it probably ends up in the grubby hands of the usual suspects, while only a fraction goes out to those it was intended for.

But it also makes me wonder why the UK keeps on doing this when by and large the countries in receipt of our aid don’t particularly like us anyway, and show little or no gratitude for our money.

It does seem rather ironic that during the height of the British Empire, Britain was offering not only financial aid, but education, science, medicine, infrastructure, justice and above all trade & commerce.

Of course a lot of these benefits are ignored these days. Instead everything is centred on the negative aspects of our colonial past – namely slavery and exploitation.

However, even though the Empire has now been consigned to the history books, the UK still feels obliged to shell out billions to its former domains as well as existing countries within the Commonwealth. But again, one has to wonder why? If those countries want their independence or no longer need our aid they should say so and start standing on their own two feet!

And yet when the government threatens to cut the foreign aid budget there’s a furore from the Opposition, from charities, the MSM and those very same countries who wanted nothing more to do with the UK – except for the money.

And now we have this unsurprising news that hundreds of millions of pounds bound for Afghanistan has ended up in the wrong hands, thanks to a report published by the Independent Commission on Aid Impact (ICAI).

ICAI were quite damning in their findings regarding the management and targeting of aid, more or less insisting that ministers at the Foreign Office must try harder to make sure every penny ends up in the right hands.

But we all know its bollocks. Nothing will ever change. The UK government has given billions in aid to African countries such as Uganda and Zimbabwe in the past, but again huge amounts ended up in the pockets of dictators such as Mugabe and Amin. But again nothing changed.

One of the great quotes regarding foreign aid is that you’re essentially taking money away from poor people in rich countries to give to rich people in poor countries.

Never a truer word has been said and it needs to stop. Now!

Telegraph News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt