NHS Midlands Partnership is looking for a, er, ‘Director for Lived Experience’. Now I can just hear you all asking: huh?? What the fuck’s a ‘Director for Lived Experience’ when it’s at home Ron? So allow me to quote from the Trust’s advert in order to enlighten you;

‘the aim is for this post to provide leadership for lived experience practice; bring the experimental lens to Trust Board decision-making, and facilitate the cultural changes needed to infuse and propagate best practice around shared decision-making…’.

Well that’s cleared it nicely up for you. Happy to help. Now we can all sleep easily, secure in the knowledge that the taxpayers’ hard earned money is being wisely and well spent, and that the health of the nation is in safe hands.

NHS News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Seconded by: DCI Gene Cunt

I’d like to second this cunting, or, endorse it, if I may.

Many a time we’ve needed the help of HEMS (helicopter crew), HART (Hazardous Area Response Team), a BASICS doctor, a team of doctors, nurses and consultants waiting for us on arrival at ED, or just another crew to assist with a difficult extraction of a patient from the premises. Never, if I remember rightly, have I, or I’d imagine, my colleagues in the service and at hospitals, have ever required the services of a ‘Director for Lived Experience’.

And I’d wager we never will. Top notch cunting, Ron.

Brighton University (Brighton Poly really, carry on – NA)

Aka the Ebenezer Scrooge school of fuckwittery.

The eggheads here want to ban the word “Christmas” as it is too Christian-centric, and instead call it “the winter closure period.

Daily Fail Link.

Why the fuck do you think it’s called Christmas in the first place, you lame brained, bunch of cunts. I don’t give a fuck if non Christians don’t like it. Fuck off to Mecca, Tel Aviv, or anywhere else you want, and don’t come fucking back.

A much better idea would be to keep Christmas, and ban the woke shitheads that constantly try to alter our way of life to suit a bastard minority of cunts that nobody asked to have in the country in the first place.

Nominated by : Duke of Cuntshire

On a similar note, here’s one from Lord of the Rings

A yuletide cunting to anyone who wants to cancel Christmas, School Nativity plays, or rename them “annual break” or “winter festival” for fear of offending some precious ‘snowflake’ (sorry – I mean ‘frozen water droplet’ obviously)

link :The Sun News Link

I don’t go complaining when people celebrate Diwali, Ramadan, Eid al-Fitr or Eid al-Adha. I don’t throw my toys out the pram when Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur are happening.
So shut the fuck up and stop trying to change or outlaw everthing from my religion and heritage. Equality means being tolerant and respectful of others customs or beliefs – so stop trying to erase white christianity from the world, you woke poncy cunts.

I wish all you Cunters a very Merry Christmas, and peace, good health and happiness for the year ahead.

? ? ? ? ⛪ ☃️ HAPPY CHRISTMAS ? ? ? ? ⛪ ☃️

I have been watching a quite fascinating series of YouTube documentaries on the “Free Documentary” channel. One particular playlist – “Most Dangerous Ways To School” follows the lives of young children travelling to local schools in the most dangerous regions/countries on the planet.

There’s around 13 of these school docs in the playlist and I’ve seen only around 5 so far. However, I have to say what a mammoth eye-opener they have been!

For example, there’s one set in Yakutia, which is part of the Russian republic 5000 kms east of Moscow.. It is officially the coldest inhabited town on the planet with average temperatures of around -40C (yes, that’s minus) and wintry temperatures touching -70C!!

Following on from that there’s one set in Tunkhel, Northern Mongolia, where temperatures are relatively mild in comparison – a mere -30C average, but the area has far more hostile weather conditions compared to Yakutia.

And yet people still go about their business, including school kids walking to school. And when I say walking, I mean walking several kilometres in thick snow, blizzards and early morning temperatures somewhere between -40C and -55C.

Other kids might be lucky and ride similar distances on horses and/or their dad’s motorbike, but still face the same rugged and downright inhospitable conditions, including crossing ice covered rivers and navigating around deep snow drifts.

And then once they’ve spent a few hours at school the kids have to fight their way back home in the same way they arrived. And once home they have to spend a few hours helping their parents with housekeeping and looking after the farm.

Compare and contrast to kids over here in the West. Not wishing to make generalisations but right now as soon as we have a few flakes of snow or some freezing temperatures (-5C) and all of a sudden schools close and/or parents decide it is too risky to take their kids to school in the car or by foot.

On top of that the whole country seems to grind to a halt, especially on the roads and train networks after a couple of cold nights and a centimetre or two of snow.

Far Eastern Russians and Mongolians may look like they’re still stuck in the Stone Age, but fucking hell they’re hardy bastards compared to the snowflakes scared of a few snowflakes over here!

YouTube Link.

https://www.yakutiatravel.com/facts-about-yakutia/history
(Additional link provided by our travel correspondent, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Technocunt

Dear Cunterati. I would like to nominate BBC Sports “Personality” *of The Year..

BBC News Link

There isn`t a single ginger (anag) in the running – clearly an oversight; I await a refreshed list soon, after the hoards of complaints they will undoubtably receive. (* A contradiction in terms).

Nominated by: Sam Beau

Seconded by: Everyonesacunt

I would like to second Sam’s majestic cunting

So sports fans and cunters it appears to have happened. Al beeb is so bereft of proper sports and so up its own virtue signalling arse we get for nominations
A pub game player cricketer runner (?) and theee broads. One who chucks stones along the ice.

Box office record breaking viewing. Probably not.

Al beeb the Cunt will eventually whimper and die.

And Thirded by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Yes folks! It’s that time of year again.
Time to give BBC Sports Personality of the year a right royal cunting.
Hosted by four repulsive individuals for starters. Linekunt, Gabby Princess Perfect Logan, Butch Balding and Alex fucking Scott. What’s not to hate?
And there’s more.
A woke, desperate looking bunch of nominees being fawned upon and told how amazing they are.
A few non woke nominees who don’t stand a fucking chance of winning, but make it looked balanced.
Encouraging the public to vote, even though the system has been tampered with so that the computer brings up the name, Beth Mead as the winner.
Quite an achievement for someone who’s weekly audience usually consists of her own family and some press ganged school kids.
Maybe the millions of cricket watchers who’d have voted for Ben Stokes were watching something on ITV instead.
Time for this crock of shit wank fest to be put out to grass.

BBC News Link

(NOTE: Off-topic comments will be deleted! – Day Admin)

Caroline ‘Eboneezer’ Duddridge is a miserable tight arsed cunt.

BBC News Link

The Grandmother from Wales is charging her family for Christmas dinner.

Fuckity fuck you read that right.

Apparently this tight bastards income halved after her husband died in 2015 so she decided to start asking for contributions towards Xmas dinner.

I wonder if her husband hung himself?

Jeez Louise what a miserable tight arse.

I could be wrong here but I thought Xmas was a time for giving, spending time with family and good will.

Looks like this old boot missed that lesson.

It’s one thing to ask your family to sing for their dinner but it’s a stratospheric level of cunt to brag about it so publicly.

Let’s hope the old boot joins Match.com or some other dating site for the ‘over 50’s’ and meets a confidence trickster that rinses her out of her house and life savings.

Miserable cow.

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface