I’ve been spending 3 or 4 days over the last 2 weeks at a small B&B hotel in the Sellafield area. And since its sited not too from Scafell Pike its a little bit upmarket, or at least the owners seem to think so!

To be honest its a very nice well maintained hotel with bar and restaurant. And the good thing is that the owner has resisted the temptation to “go modern” in order to appease the trendy soy traveller cunts.

Anyway, I’ve been doing some upgrades to their computers, routers, switches and hardware firewalls. All very standard stuff but it does mean having to go into all 20 odd guest rooms to upgrade each router and ethernet cables from bog-standard cat-5 to cat-6a.

But my main point here is the condition of some of the rooms left by the respective guests!

When I’ve visited rooms in the afternoons they’re all clean and tidy due to the hotel’s house-keepers. But on a few occasions I’ve gone in during the mornings before the hotel staff have had chance to do their thing, and OMG what a fucking mess some of these so-called intelligent guests leave the rooms in:-

Beer bottles and cans scattered across the floor
Beer spray on walls and TV screens
Muddy footprints on bed covers and sofas, and on a couple of occasions curtains!
vomit in sinks and baths
Fast-food cartons stacked or thrown in the bath (with bits of cold food left in)
Dirty clothes (and underwear!) scattered on worktops, bedside tables
And on and on and on…

On closer inspection a lot of these guests are not holiday-makers but contractors and consultants working at Sellafield.

I really don’t understand the mindset of these cunts although I guess they don’t give a shit because they know the hotel staff will clear up their shit every morning.

I would have expected this from tourists – chavvy or classy – but not from well-paid, educated cunts such as these!

Nominated by: Technocunt

(The alleged Offenders – Day Admin)

Well, imagine my surprise.

A couple of evil gays adopted two little boys and allegedly raped them, tortured them, assaulted them and pimped them to fellow Peter files. Always boys they adopt, isn’t it? Nothing to see here, obviously.

This cunting is aimed at the monsters here (who lived in a 900k mansion despite having regular jobs). The main thing is the appalling abuse of course, but no cunt seems to know how they afforded the home. They did run a gayness charity and allegedly pimp the poor lads out so I guess the money could be from either or both of those sources?

Good old woke charity, eh? See BLM for more examples of mansion building.

The cunting is also aimed at gay adoption in general. It was a fucking woke church who allegedly organised these kids being sent to these bastards. Good luck with the big man upstairs with that (if you believe that stuff in the first place.)

Gay men should not be allowed to adopt boys, unless closely related to one of them (younger brother etc.)

The fact they always seem to want to adopt boys is a massive alarm bell surely?

Seems nobody thinks it’s a big deal though. The media have practically ignored this story, of course. Blink and you’ll miss it stuff.

The cheeky cunts have been charged and awaiting a court appearance.

News Com Australia

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Oh dear. That rather odd individual Sam Smith is at it again.

I’ve only just recovered my equilibrium after viewing those off-putting pictures of him cavorting about in a posing pouch on a beach somewhere, flaunting the flab (regulars may recall that particular cunting).

Anyway, the flamboyant Mr Smith is back with a new song, and a somewhat contentious video to go with it. Naturally, self-styled ‘progressives’ have come out with the usual ‘brave and strong’ line of bollocks where the video’s concerned. Others see it as just being very tacky and tasteless.

Of course cynics will point that Smith has set out to court controversy. Controversy equals publicity, publicity equals increased sales. Fair enough I suppose, but such a push the envelope approach also opens you up to scorn and ridicule, and to my mind, scorn and ridicule is exactly what this ludicrous video deserves.

Anyway, watch it through for yourselves and see whether you agree. I contend that Smith has again made himself look like a total and utter bellend. All in favour say ‘aye!’.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

And here’s something from The Cuntfinder General

Is it too soon for another Sam Smith? I know THEY were done in Jan but THEY hadn’t recommended that a video of THEM cavorting like a fat hairy black top and landscape gardening contractor be shown to 5 year olds in Jan.

Basically THEY are trying to be as provocative as is humanly possible in order that THEY draw fire from trad types just so THEY can get offended and do throw a ducky(or drake) fit.

Listen up YOU TWO, I don’t even want to hear about you bouncing your fat hairy thighs about with a load of THEMs and then hearing that you got pissed all over……. dude/dudette….. please stop. I’ve a one year old kid and I don’t want HIM exposed to this shit when HE is older. It ain’t normal.

…..and as for that show the other night at whatever BS awards it was… all done up like Satan. Mate/lass, to me you are. You want 5 year old to see you getting pissed on. You ain’t right mate/lass

More venting, this time from Big Cuntus

Sam Smith.

Is me or does Britain is no longer producing our Best when it comes to Gay Singers?

Elton John. Freddy Mercury. Marc Almond. Boy George. Holly Johnson. Jimmy Somerville. Andy Bell.

We’ve had some classics. Cream of the crop. What do Gen Z get?

Sam Smith. A man who sung one of the shitist Bond themes in recent memory with a whiny nasally tone. Who went from “I am Gay leave be me” to the Woke They/Them cliche and won’t shut the fuck up about it.

I don’t listen to or follow the charts, I am happy with Absolute 80’s and 90’s thank you. Yet on the Internet this Cunt is everywhere being a Cunt. He was a Cunt on Graham Norton, he was a Cunt at the Grammy’s and he probably was a Cunt at the Brit Awards along with that Cunt Hairy Styles.

You look like a nob and you have no class. Jog on Lad.

BBC News Link

As I’ve got older my toenails seem to of toughened to a stage where I need a angle grinder to cut them,
And a Dremel to round them off.

No sock can withstand them.
I could eviscerate a antelope with a casual swipe of my foot.

They’ve become akin to stone.
They should make body armour for soldiers out of my toenails.

But why?
What possible evolutionary advantage is there in a middle age man having granite toenails?

I use a clipping off them to open corned beef tins.
Better than those little key things.

Image Link

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

News from the Wacky Woke World of the Mooseshaggers, fellow cunters. Step forward the taxpayer-funded National Arts Centre, Ottawa.

Not content with putting on a play with an all-black cast, if you’re white then sorry chum, you ain’t getting in. Because to see ‘the vivid kaleidoscope that is the Black Experience’ you have to self-identify as black. Well Lordy be, it’s Apartheid and even the New Woke Post has spotted it.

I love this shit: ‘If someone identifies as non-Black and demands to enter the room…….we have non-Black front-of-house members present in the lobby to help de-escalate such situations‘.

In my book that’s ‘Fuck off gammons, we’ve got bouncers so don’t you dare try getting in, you cunts’.

Good to see that Black is always with a capital letter in this report. I presume their self-identifying Blackface Prime Minister won’t be barred, the wanker.

NY Post

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

(I presume arts funding for this place comes from black taxpayers! – Day Admin)