I am not going to go on about his ‘racist’ rant from Birmingham in 1976. There are enough ‘But… But’ lleftie cunts who have documented that part of Clapton ‘s ‘legacy’.

I think he is a cunt for what he did to his wife, Pattie Boyd, during their marriage.
Clapton’s mate, George Harrison, was married to Boyd during his Beatles heyday. But Clapton ‘decided’ that he wanted George’s (supposedly his ‘best mate) old lady and he pursued her and declared he ‘couldn’t live without her’.

Anyway, Eric eventually gets his way after several outpourings and declarations in songs like ‘Layla’ and ‘Bell Bottom Blues’. Rock star, rich as fuck, nicks a Beatle’s glamorous Mrs. Any other lad would see all this as a result. But what does Clapton do when he finally marries her? He beats her up on a regular basis and he also rapes her. Now, there is no ‘allegedly’ about this one. Clapton admitted that ‘there were times when I just took sex with my wife by force and thought that was my entitlement. I had absolutely no concern for other people at all.’

Of course, he blames the sauce and the smack for such monstrous behaviour now. But there are some things that simply can’t be excused, and rape is one of them. Also, when the Me Too bandwagon gained momentum a few years back, how did this twat slip under their radar? Was it because he was a ‘cool’ rock star, and he didn’t fit the panto villain bill like Savile, Hall, and Gadd? Abuse is abuse, isn’t it? And the ridiculous and hilarious thing is many (certainly online) believe Clapton’s ‘racism’ and ‘views’ are worse than how he treated his wife. Fucking astonishing….

https://apnews.com/article/314a3a689dd3e15ebbc8d567dfadb06f

Nominated by : Norman

Now, I know he can come across as a cunt and he did marry a cunt (that retarded not right banshee, ‘Grimes’). But anyone who has it in for the BBC like he does can’t be all bad. Musk totally destroys the ‘Beeb’ knobhead in this interview.

So, possibly, not a cunt…. Possibly.

https://twitter.com/TexasLindsay_/status/1646006232484913153

Nominated by : Norman

Frankland Prison are allowing prisoners to have landline phones in their cells.
This category A prison, home to such charmers as Wayne Couzens, Levi Bellfield and Ian Huntley, is installing phones in all cells so that prisoners won’t have to queue to make calls.

This is despite the fact that prisoners are not allowed to have mobile phones, so what better way to limit their means of communication with scumbags outside, than giving them a phone?

News Link.

Prison sources say that the access will be limited, but if that happens there will be no doubt be legal action by their cunty lawyers, because their yooman rights are being curtailed.

Bring back the treadmill and cat o’nine.

Nominated by : mystic maven

Box ticking in government agencies.

A car is parked across the road from our house. It has been there for a couple of weeks and does not move. The rear off-side tyre is flat. Today I investigated and found that it is declared SORN and its last MOT expired in May 2022. I phoned local plod on 101 and worked my way through menus and sub menus until I was starting to lose the will to live. Eventually told I was in a queue to be answered of a length where I was afraid I might be dead before someone picked up my call.

I decided as I would shortly be driving past the cop-shop I would report it in person so I hung up the phone. In the cop-shop was rewarded with total disinterest. Told that if the car was driven and picked up on an ANPR camera they would take action. Reported the car to the local authority as an abandoned vehicle. They responded that they would not act until the car had been there for at least three weeks and that it was legal to park a car which had no MOT on the public highway. That is flat not true.

Shortly afterwards I had an email from them saying they were very pleased to report the problem had been resolved and not to reply to this message as it was from an unmonitored email account! You couldn’t make it up. I have now reported it to the DVLA who have stated that they will look into it but I won’t hear back details of any action taken.

Without doubt these organisations will each publish stats showing a problem satisfactorily resolved.

Sorry I can’t think of an appropriate link but if a fellow cunter can supply such I would be grateful.

Nominated by : arfurbrain.

Chatgpt is a cunt. Biased as fuck, too.

I decided to give it a whirl. Write me a poem about how good Brexit is, I asked. The response was a fairly long lecture about how chatgpt is unbiased, how it couldn’t possibly write anything good about Brexit because opinion is split and there are negatives as well as positives, etc. Ok, I thought – write me a poem about how bad Brexit is. This time I got a couple of paragraphs of shitty teenage poetry waxing lyrical about the EU, and how Brexit was awful.

Then I decided to give it a second chance. I asked it to write a poem about the Tories, and then one about the Labour party.

The Tories were “the voice of the elite, the ones with power and deceit, who care for their own and not the rest, and see society as a test” by bringing “austerity and cuts and poverty [and] broken promises and hypocrisy”.

Labour? They were striving “for a world where all can thrive, with compassion and empathy at their core” and seeking”to build a world that’s not strange, to heal the wounds of the past”. The poem concluded that Labour had a “vision [that] is true [and] a future… meant for me and you.”

Seriously, this could have been written by Owen Jones while he was fingering Polly Toynbee. Chatgpt? Biased lefty cunt.

https://www.techradar.com/news/chatgpt-explained
(If you give a shit, this is what all the noise is about – NA)

Nominated by : Le Cunt Noir

Miles Plastic also warned us with this:

AI

It turns out that they’re a but cuntish. When asked some questions they reveal themselves to be not very nice.

Data was put in about a relationship and the Cunt started ‘manipulating’ the situation so they should split .

I mean they seem to be developing bad personalities.

As AI develops I mean. Which it is at an exponential rate.

That’s why Elon Musk is calling for a halt.

As I say there are signs that these ‘intelligent robots’ are twats. Or potential twats.

The nightmare vision of Science Fiction is almost upon us.

Remember ‘Hal’ in 2001? Arthur C. Clarke was very accurate in his predictions.

‘Bladerunner’ comes to mind.

So pandemics, nuclear war and now the cherry on the top humanity destroyed but Artificial Intelligence.

Popular Mechanics Link.