Splashdown for our favourite knitting diver, Mr. Daley and his husband, who have added a second son to their bijou residence:

Daily Fail Link.

It’s a boy: but look at the name Phoenix ROSE

Is this an attempt to find the next Eddie Izzard or did Tom just wake up one day and say to hubby “You haven’t made a film lately, duckie, and I am not getting arselicking publicity from the BBC and likes on WankTube. Let’s hear the patter of tiny feet”.

Poor little Phoenix Rose (who will no doubt be sold off to Hello or one of the other “celeb mags”. for photo-ops) If Tom and Dustin wanted the patter of tiny feet they should have got a Chihuahua.

Nominated by : W.C. Boggs

And a second coming (see what I did there? – NA) provided by Miles Plastic:

Tom Daley and ‘Family’

I am trying to move against my aversion to all things Gay. The Pope is softening, using kinder language about it.

In the Catechism it describes homosexual relations as ‘intrinsically disordered’. There are moves to get rid of it I have been reading.

It was something the Pope said changed my mind. Talking about civil marriage I think he said ‘we don’t want anyone to be aone’.
I’ve lived alone and it was horrible.

I am still uncomfortable watching say that Gay couple on Gogglebox but it isn’t as acute as before.

So here I am working away at this within myself. Then I come across this-

Sly News Link.

It’s just set me back. You know I think the picture of them is more ‘offensive’ than some weird looking person on a Gay Pride March.

It’s the ‘adding to my family’ shit I dont like. As though it’s normal.

I don’t know.

I will just have to accept it in the ‘abstract’.

The world has changed so fundamentally from what I thought was normal.

I thought I’d visit my local yesterday to make the most of the nice weather and have a couple of ciders in the sun. Unfortunately though my enjoyment of this simple pleasure was spoilt by the shower of complete cunt monkeys who arrived shortly after me sat down at the next table to mine.

4 generations of chinless middle class wankers, including the latest addition to the inbred clan, a new born baby probably no more then a month old. Now this little ameoba was obviously the most loved, precious, amazing, miracle that had ever graced the planet and by fuck they wanted everyone to know!

Cue the whole fucking family spending the next 15-20 mins (believe me it felt a damn site longer) loudly singing nursery rhymes to the little shit whilst clapping along and sporting the same wide eyed shit eating grins that you’re more attuned to seeing on the faces of brainwashed cultists.

Plus the kids parents were exactly what you’d expect, a pair of public school educated ponces in their mid 20’s with names like Toby and fluer or something equally pretentious. The dad was a complete wetter who looked like he still called his parents mummy and daddy, and I don’t know what amazed me more, the fact that he’d had it in him to squirt his insipid watery jizz into the arid grumble of the stick insect sat opposite him, or that generations of family inbreeding hadn’t produced a fetus with 9 eyes and a wattle.

All the while this was going on the child just did what newborn babys do, stared vacanantly into space whilst filling it’s nappy with yet another load of Waitrose organic baby food shit.

Finished your GnT’s and Prosecco? Good, now get back in your Rangerover Discovery Sport and fuck off back to the home counties you bunch of self absorbed, posturing cunts

Nominated by : Cuntasurus Rex

New Zealand, cunters, former fiefdom of The Blessed St Jacinda of the Ardern.

So she quits because there’s nowt left in the tank (my arse) and this Chris Hipkins gets the gig. Surely he’ll be an improvement. But no, when asked how he defines a woman, after an embarrassingly long pause this clueless dumbfuck comes up with ‘I wasn’t expecting this question so it’s not one I have formulated an answer on’. What the absolute fuck? Just watch this prick squirming like a worm on an angler’s hook when asked a Junior School level biology question.

Spiked-Online Link.

This useless cunt is Prime Minister of New Zealand. It beggars belief.

The Video on Twatter.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Barely a day goes by without this malicious clap trap winding me up. Yesterday I discovered a new aspect to it* which has the potential to really hit me where it hurts (in the wallet ? ). Net Zero – it really is a cunt:

Ongoing – 25% of your electricity bill is “environmental costs”.
Money Week Link.

Ongoing – ULEZ charges of £25/ day (on top of a £15/day congestion charge) if you have to venture inside the M25 and you are too poor to afford an electric car.
TFL Link.

2025 – Rental properties to have a minimum EPC rating of C to be allowed to be let to a tenant. That’s around 18 million pre-1980 houses that could be very difficult/uneconomically expensive to update affecting 70% of the house rental market. You might not be a landlord or a tenant but I’ll bet it’s not long before this pernicious requirement gets rolled out to non-rental house sales. The EPC on my old house states that to achieve a C rating I would have to fit a £20k windmill. I kid you not – utter bollox!

https://www.nationalpropertybuyers.co.uk/new-epc-rating-rules-to-affect-millions/
https://www.designingbuildings.co.uk/wiki/English_housing_stock_age

2026 – sale of new oil boilers banned* The ivory tower on high has decreed that you will have to spend c£20k installing a “heat pump” (that won’t work properly and will cost a small fortune to run) instead of 1/10 of that cost to replace your boiler if it packs up. That’s 1.5 million people left out on a limb.
https://www.theecoexperts.co.uk/boilers/oil-boiler-ban

2030 – sale of new petrol and diesel cars banned. That’s 40 million drivers disadvantaged (whilst .9 million drive around smirking in their electric cars).
Forecourt Trader Link.

It is said that Net Zero will create wealth and reduce energy bills. The truth is it’s costing us £trillions while China, Russia and the developing world laugh their collective bollox off at our stupidity while they continue pumping out more emissions than 99 UKs could ever manage. Net Zero is the ultimate cunt!

Nominated by : Mikdys

I don’t mind the Welsh being Welsh. I mean, someone has to be although their personalities seem to reflect their climate – wet and miserable.

But all this renaming of famous places into Welsh – is it not really aimed at excluding the English? And making us look stupid when we attempt to pronounce them.

Yes, I know the Welsh nationalists say it’s all about preserving their language and culture but less than 10% of the people in Wales actually speak it. And that Welsh anthem/folk song which says “we’re still here” and all that crap. Well, where would they be but in Wales? The North Pole?

Fact is, if you tried to speak Cymru in Wales most people wouldn’t understand you. I can see the point of speaking French in France or Italian in Italy. They are the native languages. But Welsh in Wales? Do me a favour. Fair enough, teach it as a second language if you must in taff schools but don’t inflict this tongue-twisting, vowel-free, spit-spraying monstrosity on the rest of the UK.

This is all part of the woke agenda which has now reached the valley boyoes (and girloes plus non-binarioes). Good Evans! (I see what you did there. Well played – NA)

Wales Online News Link.

And the lovely Suzanna Reid agrees with me. Need I say more?

Nominated by : Lord Helpus