Jeremy Corbyn (22)

Shouldn’t Comrade Cunty Corbyn have immediately fallen on his sword, or allowed Flabbott to have either smothered or gassed him with her enormous anal and vaginal regions?

No. We are going to have a “period of reflection”. Why he never had any policies or a mandate that anybody could make sense of. Now unable to open the floodgates and WELCOME God knows how many of the peaceful community to come and culturally enrich us. The cunt was even blubbing about how much hate mail he received in his time in office. I ain’t the brightest, but it would suggest that nobody likes or wants to support you.

Fuck off, you blithering cunt, and take Swinson and Krankie with you.

Nominated by Billy Cunter

Anyone called Jeremy who went to a “prep” school, wears a “Lenin cap” and looks like a twat and has a fat, ugly ex-girlfriend called ‘Diane’ who wears two left shoes and can’t add up.

And who supports Arsenal and would sell his country down the swanny.

Nominated by Mr Richard Hebden

92 thoughts on “Jeremy Corbyn (22)

  1. And his brother is “Piers”. Although he seems quite normal and thinks “climate catastrophe” is a load of old shite.

    • A period of approximately five Years of very well paid reflection, then I see “Lord Corbyn of Moscow” taking up the appropriately red leather for more piss soaked dithering.

      One question I have not heard yet – “who the fuck put this utter cunt in charge”?

      Answers on a postcard to O Jones, Minceworthy Towers, Snowflake Road, London (but no horrid white wayycists please, that would be tooo much for luvvie!)

    • Piers and Jeremy very working class names! But to be honest I build low carbon and renewable power plants and mans carbon emissions cannot have any effect on climate change, yes it looks like the earth is warming up but to blame that on industrialisation is nonsense . Tackle pollution yes but unless we get to the real issue of climate change then we will be able to do nothing.

  2. Corbyn has been well cunted by the voters. When announcing the exit poll the presenter should of said “Jeremy Corbyn is a cunt”

    We are now going over to ISAC HQ to hear some real political commentary.

  3. Call me an incurable romantic but the mere mention of the delectable Abbopotomus, roughly mounting her hanging Gardens of Babylon on Compo’s crusty fisog, got my little soldier standing to attention. I’m off to give him a couple of laps of the parade ground.

  4. This is it for Corbyn, he didnt give a fuck about the true Brits he was relying on Muzzies, trannys, spongers and all the other cunts no one wants not to mention bankrupting the country in the process and preventing Brexit.
    Im glad the attention seeking cunt has been kicked off his ivory tower, now i would like to see the fucker spit roasted by Romanian beggars……Fuck him and its only now the blinkered twat has realised he was as popular as a turd in a jacuzzi fucking amazing and exactly why the cunt should never be prime minister.

  5. Loved the immediate response from (prominent Jew and Labour MP) Dame Margaret Hodge which I’ll paraphrase as, “I’ve reflected – now fuck off immediately”.
    Corbyn is a simpleton ; a puppet being manipulated by the truly nasty, dangerous cunts like Seamus Milne (Father a previous DG on Al-BBC and himself a recipient of expensive public school education; Oxford U etc. Not forgetting a rather unhealthy appreciation of Putin). In the past these cunts would have been keel-hauled for treason. Milne hasn’t the courage to actually stand for election himself but prefers to deploy his malign influence deep in the shadows. If Labour had been elected no wonder our own security services would keep Corbyn and co out of the loop!

    The purpose of a period of prolonged reflection is to allow the hard left to buy time and install their next Trot candidate.

    PS funny how Bliar, Milliband, Major and co have gone so uncharacteristically quiet isn’t it?

    • It is funny how Marxism is dead in Russia yet continues to flourish within the ‘intellectual ‘ circles of the U.K.

      • Dead right sir – I can’t think of a single country where extreme Socialism has been successful, yet they continue to see it as the solution for the world’s ills.

        Albania?

      • Hmm. Albania a successful Socialist country. Is that why the fuckers are all here running car washes and dealing drugs in the good ole capitalist way?

    • Trouble will be if they find an “acceptable” face of Labour like Blair, and get the Marxists in on the back of it (Brown).

    • “PS funny how Bliar, Milliband, Major and co have gone so uncharacteristically quiet isn’t it?”

      I keep checking the obituaries in case I missed the passing of Lady Peter Mandelson. He must be dead because he has never let a week go by without vouchsafing his camp opinions in the past.

      Does anyone have any news? Is he still in the Dame Hilary Benn Nursing Home For Old Poofs? The silence is worrying me.

      • Being kept alive by regular injections of Brazilian cock from his houseboy/wife/equal partner/bumbandit or whatever you call them these days

  6. Britain has vanquished the Marxists for a spell, now over to you Labour to root them out of your party. If Marxists want to be Marxists then fine, but expose them and call them what they are, and don’t let them hide behind the false veneer of respectable Scandinavian-type social democracy.

    • The ultra left have always piggy backed on the labour party and will continue to do so in this country, currently vast swathes of them are in positions (local,regional and national) where they can select and enact procedure’s to favour outcomes and people allied to their cause .
      They will still be in position even after steptoe puts his best left foot out the door.
      There are only two ways that some sort of reallignment takes place ,either the parliamentary Labour Party splits away ( not sure who would retain ownership of the name) or the Union grandee’s force a change of tack, though many of the Public Sector unions aren’t that opposed to the ultra left state intervention policies
      As for a ”repectable Scandinavian type social democracy” with those taxe’s !!!! no bloody thanks , and not everything under that system is as they would like you to believe

  7. Looking at that header pic of him, he looks like a cross between Albert Steptoe, Victor Meldrew and Worzel Gummidge!

    All he needs is a pair of NHS specs, a walking stick, a donkey jacket and some straggle hair and he’d be a dead ringer for Michael Foot!

    Proof positive how he has single-handedly taken the party back almost 40 years in looks, policies and catastrophic election results.

    • Michael Foot was a Colossus compared to Corbyn.

      Corbyn not fit to lick the shit of Foot’s shoes.

      • John Smith was the only Labour leader I had any time for; just a shame he croaked it and let in that oily odious little cunt by the name of Tony “Fuck You” Blair!

      • Some say Smith was murdered…. along with Robin Cook and Dr David Kelly….

        That said you can bet your bottom dollar he would have sold out if he’d made it into Number 10.

        Don’t they all?

        wish they had done his wife too (choose one of 3) stupid bitch was my next-door neighbour, heirs and graces of hyacinth bouquet common sense of a Chelsea tart

      • I am sure if the Blairites get their way either Dame Keir will become leader, or David Miniband will be bought out of “International Rescue” and found a safe seat fucking damn fast – probably by persauding one of the old loyal cunts to fuck off to the Lords. I am sure Hilary Mary-Ann Benn would fancy the ermine.

        Both of that pair tick all the Blairite boxes – grovelling, ingratiating, greedy, total lack of integrity and appeals to the poofs and tarts with their effete manner and fey voices. Duckie Labour could rise again.

      • The hard-left still control the levers of power in Labour. They’ll make sure a couple of Corbynite cronies will be on the ballot paper for the Momentum brownshirts to vote in.

      • The Robin Cook resignation speech is epic and is no doubt somewhere on YouTube. But even then it’s second only to the Geoffrey Howe masterpiece.

        I urge ISAC members to watch them both-they are riveting, principled and far superior to anything else on TV over Christmas!

        You wonder what Worzel will come up with for oratory come the time but Im not holding my breath. I dare say he will be drooling from the mouth, mopping his brow like the wheezing geriatric old cunt he is, still bewildered at how he lost two Elections.He will then be gently wheeled away by Flabbott, Lammy and Thornberry in the direction of the next Stop The (First World) War protest march.

        Irrelevant cunt.

      • Agreed in spades – along with Dennis the Beast Michael Foot was about the only who walked into Parliament with honest intentions (with the possible exception of Guy Fawkes), a truly good Man

      • Michael Foot was on the Nazi special list along with Churchill et al and he was trained to be a saboteur should the Germans had invaded Britain. We should not judge him as the old goat with a donkey jacket.

      • I completely concur with the view expressed elsewhere that Michael Foot was a colossus compared to Compo.

        The latest Ben MacIntyre book plausibly asserts that MI5 knew Footy was a very low grade and somewhat unwitting spy who took very small amounts of Soviet cash simply to keep the lefty Tribune newspaper afloat.

        The donkey jacket at the Cenotaph episode was hilarious though as I’d be amazed if it were intended as a deliberate snub. I bet even Brenda saw the amusing side to that!

      • I remember thinking at the time, “that’s not a donkey jacket.” And it turns out it wasn’t. It was actually quite an expensive coat. The right-wing press of the time portrayed it as a donkey jacket to make Foot appear disrespectful of the war dead.

        In fact, unlike Corbyn, Foot was a patriot and must be turning in his grave at how debased the left have become today.

        https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/7361078/Michael-Foot-and-the-donkey-jacket-that-wasnt.html

  8. I wonder if he will call for a general election at the next PMQ, obviously the one last week was unfair, media assignation, Boris lies, people up north allowed to vote!

    Oh Jeremy Corbyn, you were never going to succeed, you may have 500,000 members but they are nothing like labour core voters.
    You have been fucked by momentum, given God like status and like all false Gods the people see through you and eventually ignore you.

    Go to the back bench with Lammy and Co, sit down shut up and never speak again.
    CUNT!

    • Jesus thought i was a miserable fucker, but turns out im a upbeat, optimistic type, after seeing Jeremy.
      Humourless, short tempered, snotty little fucker.
      Hates the paparazzi doesnt he?
      Saw him on telly this morning the journos asking if hes stepping down
      “Good morning to you how nice to see you” through gritted teeth,heehee,
      If i was a journo id try to provoke him into attacking me!

  9. This poor excuse of a man was lucky to get the votes he did, with all the flip flopping on every issue big and small and his policy of empower the loony lefties has backfired spectacularly.

    I bet they will have crowbar him and the flabbott out of their position s in the party . He wont want to give up his little red revolution so easy .

    • If it wasn’t for most of the big metro cities, Labour would have been completely wiped out in the election – not so much a landslide but a fucking tsunami!

      • Deluded Commie cunts think Labour would have won if it wasn’t for Brexit.

        After all: “we won the argument” 🤣

      • Never mind, you took part that’s the main thing; now here’s a lollipop and a participation medal, off home you pop.

      • As they did in the Winter Palace all those Years ago!
        Corbyn forgot one thing – when you are the party of the working classes represent the working classes!
        And now a bloodbath interspersed with snowflakes – Comrade Compo is going nowhere, I mean, imagine him having to get an actual “job”, no neither can I but Corbyn will hang on like a turd sliding greasily round the pipe, his arthritic knees stop him stepping down off the gravy train too quickly you see!
        And Caroline Flint (C*nt) gone – it is Christmas after all!

      • He could get a very good job as a tried and true gimp he has proven to be very subservient boy has he not.

  10. He wants a ‘period of reflection in the party’

    Translates as making sure the looney left keeps a grip.

    • Mrs Cuntbubble must’ve been devastated by the election result… not getting her hands on all that Waspi wimmin loot and all.

  11. The commies cunt of cunts Islington style.
    Watching them devour each other in the wreckage of their election destruction shall be something of no small delight.
    What a set of smarmy lying rats.
    Fuck them.

  12. The man himself is deluded, He shows no respect for the Monarch, embraces terrorists and enemy’s of the people, He appeals to the minority’s to overthrow the majorities and in an attempt to achieve this he surrounded himself with a bunch of retards, (I am sorry but I think that is a polite description).
    Then wonders why he lost, as did his ensemble.
    As for retirement, well I think North Korea would be a suitable place to move too it hold to most of his values.

    • I don’t even think Kim Jong Un, would want anything to do with Steptoe’s radical mindset, and would be barred from entering the country!

      Jong Dong might be blood-thirsty demonic despot but he’s not fucking mental!

  13. Compo hanging around isn’t necessarily a bad thing as it will serve as a reminder of how anti-British he really is and how much we’ve been saved from his Communist plan. December 2019 will go down in history as a great salvation for the British nation.
    And is anyone else looking forward to PMQs tomorrow?! Compo is going to get absolutely crucified. Get the popcorn ready….

  14. Has this piece of debased marxist swill ever had anything good to say about this country or the white people who built it and are still the overwhelming majority?

    Not a facetious question cunters.

    Machiavelli said that in victory you should either be magnanimous to your enemy or destroy them beyond any hope of recovery. How can you be magnanimous to creatures like this?

    Is there anybody in labour who isn’t a hate filled, anti British, anti white piece of communist garbage?

  15. Well how the once mighty saviour of so called Communist Labour falls on His sword
    Corbyn will be relegated back to his Islington allotment very shortly.
    This commie bastard should never have been elected as Labour leader from the very start his policies were so off the wall they were just incredible His many followers inc the current crop of the old guard of MPs followed him just like sheep the same MPs who are now baying for his blood.Communist values in 2019 just don’t work in this Country and the electorate just quite frankly didn’t buy into it and rightly so.Saviour the moment Communist Labour flat on its face down and out for the moment just a great pity the likes of Yevette Cooper Mary Anne Benn Dame of Remain Starmer weren’t also booted out of Parliament The 3 Red Cities saved Communist Labour from a complete and total wipeout but as Labour found out to their cost the big Cities could not save them from total oblivion at the polling stations in the rest of the country .So what now let’s hope they carry on with the plot they have set out and replace Corbyn with Rebecca Long Bailey if so Communist Labour will be out of office for the next 20 years.
    Communist Labour For The Many But Not For You

    • You’ve hammered the nail right on the nose. Labour managed to accumulate 500,000 members, thereby making them the biggest political party in Europe. The thing is those members were nothing like traditional Labour voters. Compo got fucked by Momentum, and his little disciples on (anti-)social media, who gave him God-like status and, like all false Gods, the masses eventually saw through him and just ignored him.

  16. I saw Abbot and Swinson wearing rosettes on election night.
    Does anyone know which one won best in show?

      • I don’t know George – you wouldn’t get many to the pound from Diane.

        Whoever leads Labour debases them because they have to kowtow to the bloody poofs, bulldykes, BAME and pussy-whipped feminists that infest that party, and they have to have a permanent shit-eating grin while they nod acquescience at all the outpourings of greed and envy, however ridiculous the co,plaints get.

        Jason Welby would probably the only one who could carry out that narrative and actually believe all the bollocks he spouts.

      • And Abbott was “indisposed” at the award ceremony, just a suspicious smell of mojitos and the rustle of expenses forms

  17. fucking hell, Labour supporters just don’t know when to admit defeat. They’re now saying the whole voting system is wrong, arguing how the Tories can have an 80 seat majority with only 43.6% of the national vote, while 56.4% voted elsewhere!

    Some are calling for Proportional Representation, which supporters believe would have not so much changed the result in terms of the Tories winning, but doing so on a much smaller majority.

    Of course they’re calling for this AFTER the event. I suppose it would have been a different story had Labour won under the existing FPtP system.

    Desperate cunts will be protesting in the streets demanding a 2nd Election because the first was so undemocratic, lol

    • Precisely Techo.
      The weasels would never dream of calling for pr if they were sitting on an 80 seat majority. What a bunch of cunts.

  18. I had to go for a blood test yesterday at North Manchester… I waited three and a half hours… The place was full of bogo bogos, parking stan lees, pillar box heads… Literally scores of the cunts, in triple figures definitely… It looked like a giant tin of chocolate sardines…. No wonder the NHS is on its knees, it is overrun to buggery by parasites who have never paid into it and never will….

    And can you imagine it if Corbyn had won?
    It does not bear thinking about….

    • I wonder what Lily Allen would have thought if she had to wait 4 hours in the same A&E hospital and seeing all those “lovely refugees and immigrants” in the queue before her!

      Of course such a scenario would never happen because she’s rich and would go private anyway; just like all the other Labour-loving slebs like Hugh Grant and Stephen Fry – all rich cunts encouraging more immigration, but wouldn’t be seen dead associating themselves with them on a day to day basis – ergo living in posh areas of London or out in the country; having private education, healthcare etc.

  19. I saw on YouTube a clip from the effluent that is channel 4 when the exit poll was announced and the look on the venomous cunt Shami Chakrabati’s face was priceless she couldn’t even get her words outs she was so stunned. Another cunt who has spent her career undermining the establishment, but when someone said do you want to be a Baroness she accepted quicker than you can say cunt face Corbyn. Then they also had mouthy brummie fuckwit Jess Phillips who was also completely flustered babbling on about picking up a fleeing woman on the way to the polling station. In Yardley she was probably fleeing from a gang of Somali rapists.The election has been such a triumph it almost feels like we won the world cup. Hopefully the name Corbyn will make its way into the lexicon as an example of such a crushing defeat that it changed the course of history like Thermopylae or Waterloo. Fuck you Jez and all those who sail in you.

    • Chuckabutty looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights of a juggernaut lorry. Absolute gold dust!

    • Ms Chakrabati is named after my favourite kebab so I’ll hear nothing bad said about her.

    • I cannot abide that miserable cunt Chakrabarti.

      The twat grew up in the same town as me and went to the same High School as me (Bentley Wood High School for Girls……least said about that fucking hellhole the better)

      Every time I see or hear her on TV I switch over, that is if I can restrain myself from booting my Size 7 through the fucking screen.

      She is yet another hypocritical, lefty cunt of the highest order, sending her son to a £19,000 a year private school while proclaiming grammar schools to be the devil’s concoction because they “enforce segregation”.

      Laughable.

      Personally, I have had a belly full of her insufferable human rights, civil liberties, “let’s be kind to deviants and terrorists” bullshite which has spanned years and years now.

      She needs to get her arse back to Bentley Wood High and learn how TRUE democracy works, where the intelligent electorate can see through the lunatic left and their delusions of superiority and grandeur.

      • She seems to have a face like a perpetually smacked arse; that peevish, irritated, pinched lip look of someone who thinks that everyone who disagrees with her is insufferable. Now she’s in the Lords; another argument in favour of demolishing that shithouse.

        How ya doin’ Nurse?

      • I’m doin’ ok thanks, Sir Ron! Hope you are too.

        Much better since Catweazle sunk like a large turd. That made my day……my YEAR in fact!!

        She does indeed have that smacked arse look about her. I bet she was one of those annoying swots that was ‘Head Girl’ or in the after-school ‘Science Club’.

        Cunt.

      • Agreed Nursey, she really is a ULCC, Ocean going cunt.
        I detest her like no other. In fact she’s one of very few women banned from covering my respiratory intakes with her crusty dicky diedo.

      • I’d put that insufferable gerbil faced cunt Yasmin Alibhai-Brown on that list.
        Came here from Uganda and has been given the kind of opportunites and standard of living few other countries would have given her. Now all that the disgusting little shitweasel does is moan about what a rascist, xenophobic, misogynistic nation Britain is. I wouldn’t even mind that so much, but if you listen to her, she’s nothing but an anti-white, anti-male bigot; a total hypocrite.
        One of the biggest cunts on planet Earth.

  20. Old Man Steptoe’s got absolutely nobody to blame but himself. His hopelessly smudged and fudged Brexit line, plus a ridiculous, Momentum driven agenda, showed that he was about as popular with the ordinary Labour voter as a dose a dose of the shits.
    And still the cunt reckons that Labour ‘won the argument’. How fucking deluded can you get? Labour will never win the argument until it turfs out the loony left mob, and the leadership casts its eyes and minds beyone the Metrobubble that it currently inhabits. Until that happens, I think they’ll be pishing into a hurricane.

    Oh, and did anybody see that luvvy cunt Coogan going on last week about Brexit supporters being ill informed and ignorant? Aside from making himself seem like a right arrogant shitweasel, I thought that appearance wise, he looks to be morphining into his beloved Jezza. What a cockhead.

    • i think one reason for their appalling defeat is due in no uncertain terms to the endless derogatory remarks made by himself, his Front Bench, his MPs, the media and of course celeb cunts such as Coogan and Allen et al.

      Calling people stupid only twists the knife come election time.

      They will never learn, other than possibly harm their own careers.

      • You have to wonder whether virtue-signalling luvvy cunts will ever learn to shut their faces. Calling out Brexit and/or Tory voters as bigoted, fascist, rascist, misogynistic, xenophobic etc will just alienate people and bring down scorn on their own arguments.
        Thompson, Cumbercunt, Grant, Stewart, Coogan, Allen, Dame Elton… the list goes on; all fucking loaded and privileged, and all champers lefties. Fuck ’em all.

      • Since most debate has been replaced by screaming “RAYCIST” as loudly as possible, these cunts probably do believe they’ve won the argument.

  21. After a period of reflection Corbyn will have his usual ‘conversation’ with his commie party and decide their policies weren’t left wing enough and not enough 100’s of billions of £’s of freebies were offered to the thick plebs.

  22. What’s particularly noticeable about Corbyn is his reluctance or inability to say the words “I’m sorry.”
    According to psychologists, this is common amongst people with low self-esteem. Most of us are taught to say “I’m sorry” as small children. As his childhood was so fucked up, he missed out on this. This short paragraph explains, I think, why the cunt has turned out like he has . . . . . . . .

    To be able to admit that we’ve done something wrong requires a certain level of self-esteem or ego strength. People who are deeply insecure can find it challenging to apologise, in part because a single mistake has the power to obliterate their entire self-worth. The idea that they could make a mistake and still be a valuable and good person is unthinkable for someone whose self-esteem is severely lacking.

    It is for this reason, I have booked Jeremy in for several sessions with Dr Creampuff( Doctor of Psychotic Enlightenment) on his popular course “Raising Self-Esteem for failed politicians.”
    Dr Creampuff assures me that by the end of the course he will at least get one “I’m sorry” out of the cunt.

    • Fine diagnosis Dr Blunt!

      Yes, I’d be more than happy to accept another shite multi-millionaire Champagne socialist patient on my books .👍

      • Steptoe is definitely a product of his childhood. His parents were peace campaigners and conscientious objectors in the 30’s. These days they would have been those young middle class pricks in Extinction Rebellion gluing themselves to buses and crying about the poor Palestinian suicide bombers.
        He’s a traitorous cunt from a family of traitorous cunts.

  23. Since 1900 Labour have only ever had 8 Prime Ministers, which tells you a lot about the mood of the country. Something that labour/Momentum need to think about!

    Boris Johnson 2019 – Incumbent Conservative
    Theresa May 2016 – 2019 Conservative
    David Cameron 2010 – 2016 Conservative
    Gordon Brown 2007 – 2010 Labour
    Tony Blair 1997 – 2007 Labour
    John Major 1990 – 1997 Conservative
    Margaret Thatcher 1979 – 1990 Conservative
    James Callaghan 1976 – 1979 Labour
    Harold Wilson 1974 – 1976 Labour
    Edward Heath 1970 – 1974 Conservative
    Harold Wilson 1964 – 1970 Labour
    Alec Douglas-Home 1963 – 1964 Conservative
    Maurice Harold Macmillan 1957 – 1963 Conservative
    Anthony Eden 1955 – 1957 Conservative
    Winston Churchill 1951 – 1955 Conservative
    Clement Attlee 1945 – 1951 Labour
    Winston Churchill 1940 – 1945 Conservative
    Neville Chamberlain 1937 – 1940 Conservative
    Stanley Baldwin 1935 – 1937 Conservative
    Ramsay MacDonald 1929 – 1935 Labour
    Stanley Baldwin 1924 – 1929 Conservative
    Ramsay MacDonald 1924 Labour
    Stanley Baldwin 1923 – 1924 Conservative
    Andrew Bonar Law 1922 – 1923 Conservative
    David Lloyd George 1916 – 1922 Liberal
    Herbert Asquith 1908 – 1916 Liberal
    Henry Campbell-Bannerman 1905 – 1908 Liberal
    Arthur Balfour 1902 – 1905 Conservative
    Marquess of Salisbury 1895 – 1902 Conservative

  24. The country had time to reflect and the conclusion was , fuck off you Marxist cunt and that other cunt McDonnell with you . What a pair of deluded fucktards

  25. Most likely you wise cunters know this one. If not give it a go it’s worth it. You must have an Alexa to get the full benefit. Address your Alexa thus “ Alexa translate the following into Welsh Jeremy Corbyn carrots one hundred”. I thought it funny.

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