Transgenderism? Yawn. That’s so passé my dears, so last decade. Apparently the big new trend sweeping in is transableism, or ‘Body Integrity Identity Disorder’ as it used to be known before sticking the prefix ‘trans’ onto something made it much more fashionable.

Can you actually credit the fact that there are loony cunts going about who believe themselves to be inherently disabled when they’re actually able bodied? They WANT to be disabled; they ‘identify’ (ffs) as such and demand that surgeons remove a limb or two, or paralyse them from the waist down, or blind them. If they don’t get their way, they’ll often take matters into their own hands, such as attacking themselves with a saw or blinding themselves with some caustic chemical.

Oh well, why not? It’s become acceptable to remove a healthy penis because Will thinks he’s Wilma, or healthy breasts because Joanna thinks she’s Joe. Why stop there? Sooner or later some deranged cunt is going to think they’d feel more at ease with themself if they sawed their own head off and walked about with it under their arm.

But here’s a thought. Instead of contemplating whether or not it’s ethical to facilitate this madness, how about sectioning these delusional ‘transabled’ individuals straight off, and seeing if we can get them the psychiatric care they so clearly need? It’s really time for society as a whole to draw a line.

https://nypost.com/2023/04/29/transabled-people-choosing-to-identify-as-handicapped/

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Edi Rama:

MSN Link.

…is the cunt Albanian PM, the beneficiary of ten years of rigged elections and graft. He’s a very good pal of the Blair monster, and has been since 2013, the pair of them having much in corrupt common. Recently the two were seen in cahoots in order to divert resources from Europe towards a collection of Balkan oligarchs.

TXT Report Link.

(Admin, I hope you will allow me extra links here) (Allowed. Carry on – NA)

Fair enough, if tens of thousands of your young people are abandoning your sinking ship in order to fetch up on Dover beach, then I suppose that ripping your EU neighbours off might mitigate the problem…if those resources did not immediately disappear into the governmental trousers. (Though by 2017, the need may have abated. 1/3 of Albania’s GDP was due to drug trafficking.)

Responding to the UK’s very justifiable proposed repatriation of his illegally immigrating countrymen, Edi unburdens himself in the first link thus:

Britain is in such a “bad, bad place” over the Channel migration crisis that government ministers are resorting to blaming his country “to feel like they still have muscle”.
and that Britain is suffering a “nervous breakdown” over immigration.

No, sunshine. You’re just trying to look important. And disguise the fact that we’re sending your cunts back with your agreement.

Balkan Insight Link.

Though that won’t appear in the Albanian press – “Journalists critical of the government face regular political attacks aiming to discredit them, and they have trouble accessing public information, which is at risk of further restrictions by a recent centralisation of government communication.” (Reporters Without Borders: Albania)

Rama është një piçkë!

Nominated by : Komodo

Way back when I was young, we as a family all sat down to watch the Eurovision song contest……back when it was a ‘proper’ contest and you had to admit at the end, the winning song was probably one of the best on merit.

I loved the running ‘tongue in cheek’ ridicule of other songs, singers and countries by the fantastic Wogan commentary. To be fair, for me it wasn’t about the songs, but simply put- Wogan. He made it watchable and entertaining…even with the inevitable (and amusing) tactical voting between countries….Wogan always predicted correctly what would happen.

However….over the last 20 odd years it has been hijacked by the gay community…not as a song contest, but as a showpiece for puffy weirdos. The ‘community’ see it as a vehicle to promote licking and arseing….and is a propaganda tool to be used on the young and innocent who tune in to see what it’s all about.

I gave up watching after the demise of Wogan…..I watched the first two years of Norton and to be fair he didn’t do a bad job of piss taking, but now he has realised taking the piss means he is actually taking the piss out of his own kind, then he has pretty much stopped.

Don’t get me wrong, I was never an avid fan, but it used to be good with Wogan and a few beers and tune in and out of during the evening….not it’s just a big advert to try and ‘normalise’ puffery.

Gaytimes

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

Mark Harper is a cunt.

The Transport Minister is whining about how the upcoming rail strikes will ‘cynically’ target the Eurovision Song Contest.

Fuck the Eurovision, Who gives a fuck about a totally rigged freakshow full of poofs and circus acts? What about the rail strike on the day of the all Manchester FA Cup Final? No mention from Harper of that, is there?

Yer another career MP appeasing the rainbow mob. Get your priorities right, you cunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65441184

Nominated by : Norman

A couple of years ago I put up a nom on the subject of irritating screen clichés. I was delighted at the manner in which cunters weighed in on the subject and kicked these tiresome tropes to death.

Or so I thought. Annoyingly, another batch of hackneyed scenes and tired lines has crept out of the woodwork for me to have a go at, because lazy scriptwriters and directors just can’t see past them. So ‘don’t you die on me’, because ‘we’ve got a situation here!’. Here are just a few examples that invariably elicit an ‘oh for fuck’s sake’ response from me.

Cut to a scene in any detective drama. Some fashionable types are at an art exhibition or the launch of some singer’s new record, chit-chatting and sipping champagne. Suddenly there’s a scream, the tinkle of a glass breaking, and yells of ‘oh my Gahhd!’ as the star is found face down, a dagger in the back. A female voice off camera then bleats ‘somebody call 911!’.

Then you’ve got the scene where the good guy and the bad guy finally face off. Before all hell breaks loose, the villain feels obliged to philosophise on the nature of his relationship with the hero; ‘you know, it doesn’t have to be like this. We’re not so different, you and me’.

How about the one where the male/female buddy cops are drinking coffee on a stakeout and she says (there’s ‘chemistry’ building between them, remember) ‘ok, so are ya finally gonna tell me what’s really going on between you an’ Maddie?’. He looks into the middle distance, ponders for a second or two, then replies ‘it’s … complicated’. Oh and let’s not forget the one where the treacherous spy chief sneers at the in-over-his-head hero ‘you’ve absolutely no idea what you’ve gotten into!’.

I could cunt indefinitely on this subect, but unfortunately, ‘we’re running out of time!’.
Sadly, ‘this ends now!’.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_kBdnziEFA&t=28s

Nominated by : Ron Knee