Apparently our Gary is heading to Rome on Wednesday ( 24th May) to receive an award from leftie globalists Amnesty International for “ being a staunch advocate for the rights of refugees and migrants.”

Good old Gary eh? It must be a hard life being a multi millionaire crying about scrounging foreign cunts you will never meet on Twitter. His self sacrifice brings tears to my eyes, it really does. Thank the Lord we have one of ours up there with Sparkletits and Saint Greta fighting for the rights of the poor and dispossessed. No doubt when he returns from Rome on his private jet he can inform us dimmos about the plight of the fucking Polar bears.

CUNT!

Can one of my good friends ( pretend they are anyway) provide a link please?
(I found a link for you, Freddie – NA)

Telegraph Link.

Nominated by : Freddie the Frog

This has annoyed me for bloody years and years but it only just occurred to me to cunt it. I freely admit that I am easily annoyed by other people. However, by way of compensating for this, I try not to be socially disgusting or annoying.

When I sneeze, I hold it in as much as possible so I just twitch and make a sort of flat grunt when it comes out. I think this is being considerate to others, although it does feel like my eyes are going to fall out sometimes. It probably spreads less germs as well, when done like this.

By contrast, I seem to be surrounded by cunts who make a full-on production of it, making it as loud as possible, sometimes unbelievably loud, and flailing their arms about whilst doing it, “AAAAA-CHOOOOOOO!!!!” and all that fucking shit. It seems to be popular with fat cunts and those cunts who think they should have been a comedian, but success has strangely evaded them.

It’s never just once either, you get three or four in a row, then just when you think it’s OK to come out from under the table, they let rip with another one. I swear I am going to deck the next cunt that does this right behind me, thankfully I don’t have a weak heart.

Maybe it is all the “bless you” cobblers that they enjoy, they do say any attention is better than none.

Nominated by : Mary Hinge

This latest fucking ‘fashion’ of pushing your way onto a main road from a side road, house or business.

This really boils my piss………cunts that simply cannot wait for a break in the traffic, and as you approach they creep out from the side road or wherever they are, then block the fucking road so you HAVE to stop in your tracks and let them out in front of you. Since when does the traffic on the road someone is JOINING have to give way to you, you cunt??

https://www.highwaycodeuk.co.uk/road-junctions.html

From the link:

‘look all around before emerging. Do not cross or join a road until there is a gap large enough for you to do so safely’

Nowhere does it say, just pull out and the cunts will have to stop for you!

This may just be a South East thing as we are fucking chokka down here with all sorts of shits…which means more cars on the road, but still it doesn’t make it right

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

Cunts come in all shapes and sizes, and with any amount of objectionable attributes. Earlier I had the misfortune to encounter two of the common or garden variety (whom I’ll label ‘Little Miss Selfish’ and ‘Mr Angry’) within the space of a couple of minutes when gardening. Allow me to elaborate.

Our front garden faces onto a narrow suburban road. On the opposite side from us, somebody had parked a bloody great Toyota. As I was finishing up, up comes a little old wifey in her car, and parks on our side, virtually opposite to the Toyota. Little Miss Selfish then gets out, locks the car, and starts up the road. ‘Erm, excuse me’, says I, ‘you’ve blocked the road’, at which point she inexplicably raises her arm and says ‘you should have my poor arm’ (don’t ask me what that had to do with anything). ‘Well it can’t be that bad if you can drive’ says I, ‘can’t you move along a bit?’. At which point she mutters something about ‘they can get through alright’ and shuffles off.

Ffs, you don’t need to be Nostrodamus to guess what happened next. Along comes a second cunt who sees that he can’t get through, and promptly leans on his horn for half a minute before leaping out and heading straight for me. ‘That your fucking car?’ he bawls, ‘ you need to fucking shift it!’. ‘Nope’ says I, ‘and before you ask, I don’t who owns the Toyota either’. ‘But it’s blocking the road!’ he rages. ‘No shit’ says I, ‘what do you expect me to do about it?’. ‘Well it’s outside your house, you should phone the police’ replies Einstein. ‘Good idea’ says I, ‘I’m sure they’ll come within the next week and tow it’.

By this time I’d had enough, so gathering up my stuff, I headed through our side gate and around into our back garden, leaving Mr Angry opening and closing his gob like a goldfish. So there you have it; two prime specimens of the genus ‘cuntus vulgaris’ in rapid succession. Some mothers don’t ‘alf ‘ave ’em, and the rest of us have to put up with the fact. Cunts.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Wales Online News Link.

A nomination for cunts with no future and no prospects who keep on banging out kids while at the same time waiting for the next hand out and then moaning about it.
Normally its free loading illegal immigrants who do shit like this, but now and then its Brits, assuming the pretentious names [see above] or they are imports in which case you can understand the names.

Anyway im getting side tracked, so on with the cunting, this fucker has had to give up his job because he has that many brats he spends all day driving the feral pack around, and the cunt has another fucker on the way and they all have faces like smacked arses because they are dissatisfied with their accommodation [ no doubt free ] since they were evicted.

So i have some suggestions, rather than fucking that dragon get a job,buy some condoms and dont have anymore kids you cunt, she must have a snatch like the top end of a wellington boot by now, so it cant be fun, for the wife you can drive the brats while he works and keep your legs together you and dont shit anymore kids into your fucked up world and suspect others to support them.

Once the oldest one is old enough she can look after your brood so you can also get a fucking job, your not a fucking Termite Queen, you cant afford the ones you have, you have no right to expect a life on the tax payers you sponging cunts and the shallow end of the gene poll dosnt need anymore topping up, so no sympathy for this pack of sponging cunts, your lucky you have a place to stay all things considered, shut the fuck up.

Maybe a free loaders exchange program is what we need in this country, bus load of cunts from the Sudan, we will take them, but you have to have these free loading cunts, and they want better accommodation, near a restaurant, with a pool……..what do you mean you would rather keep your cunts, maybe we try Ishittistan, i hear Shammishitta Begone wants to swap with someone…..

Nominated by : Fuglyucker